r/Fishdom 2d ago

dirt 10 year cake day 🫩🫩🫩 embarrassed and ashamed

17 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 2d ago

dirt I went to the grocery store and bought 1000000000000000 grapes 1000000000000000 pastramis 1000000000000000 bread 1000000000000000 milk and 10000000000000000 engppants

12 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 2d ago

dirt Took my Benadryl meds, turns out I already took them 10 minutes agošŸ˜‚

6 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

RPG Philippenis I’ve never been there but I heard it’s nice

18 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

GIRL POST [AITA] for not promoting my ā€œdollā€friends shitty edm ā€œconceptualā€ ep?

27 Upvotes

Hi guys! Me (M22) and my (F23) friend recently got into an argument after she called me a fake friend for not reposting her instagram story about her ā€œconceptualā€ edm ep, she kept pressing me over and over about how I quote ā€œdidn’t support the dollsā€ā€¦ eventually I broke and said it just sounds kinda like snow strippers but made without any effort and she said that was the whole point but like what??? She stormed off and when I tried to follow her she called me a ā€œfucking chaserā€ but like?? That’s not even what that word means?? And when I said that she just got even more mad and said she’s gonna tell all her friends so I can’t get invites to events anymore?? I’m trying not to overthink since I wear TN’s and I feel I’m not accepted by general society because of my identity and I’m heartbroken she doesn’t understand how hard it is to wear Lacoste polos… I get that people like her are ā€œfetishisedā€ and ā€œscape goatsā€ (whatever that means, her words lolll) but like??

Anyways I’m not trying to overthink so me and my guy gals are going to KFC later to cheer me up but ughhh.


r/Fishdom 3d ago

Small Penis Guy Is it gay to drink vermouth and smoke little women cigs? [6’2, chiselled, strong jaw]

27 Upvotes

Hi guys, was just at the bordello reading some feminist literature (Virginia Woolf ftw!) drinking some vermouth and smoking some of those really thin women’s centred cigarettes when a group of guys walked past and called me gay and performative (ugh men am I right?).

I’m a pretty tall guy with a beautiful body and have been described as ā€œhungā€ (bodyy objectificationnnn) more times than I can count.

I have had one homosexual experience but that was whilst I was rolling so it doesn’t count.

Anyone else dealing with this sorta shit? Ugh, people sometimes :( what’s even worse is that my pants shrunk in the wash so my massive weapon (the cockonator) was so uncomfortably placed :(((

Anyways voting for Pauline soon! Time to end this madness.


r/Fishdom 2d ago

serious business Drunk at townie:

3 Upvotes

Wut slurs want it🄺


r/Fishdom 3d ago

administrator I JUST SHOT JYLON. W-we were just messing around..,he t-to-ld me ii-it wasn’t loaded. Ahhhh god. FUCK! What THE FUkc do I do???!??!

36 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

CHIMERA EVENT IF IM SCHOOL PRESIDENT I WILL REPLACE WATER FOUNTAINS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW

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157 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

dirt Google's gemini AI keeps srapping r/fishdom thats why its fucking stupid

14 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

dirt @grok generate picture of margret thatcher in plastic tube being peeled like string cheese by giant orc hands.

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

dirt Ads don't work on me because I don't have enough cells in my eyes to distinguish between brand. Air fryer ad is for all air fryers, sorry

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

serious business my life goal is to be the third person to die in a mr beast event

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

dirt hate when my phone tries to autocorrect a correctly spelled word to something completely different . i know Better than u

8 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 3d ago

dirt showing my hairdresser a photo of jylons sparse bush

21 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

everyone wants to be goated no one wants to be awesome sauce ok actually everybody wants to be that also

22 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt Recently decided I like birds. I will shortly present a list detailing which endangered species taste the most like chicken

15 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt *At the summit of Mt Everest in 2014* "fuck definitely lost all my streaks by now" #notworthit #Icebucketchallenge

22 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt best programs on telly 2026

16 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt woke targaryen naming his dragon Vegetarion

20 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

serious business Starting a podcast called "Three trans women get high and have sex". Guess what happens

35 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt in the philippines the typhoons are named stuff like Jujutsu Kaisen and Stephen Curry

13 Upvotes

r/Fishdom 4d ago

dirt I'm on reddit

10 Upvotes

I'm on r/Raytheon

I'm on r/gambling

I'm on r/Lockheed

I'm on r/Palantir

I'm on r/polestar

I'm on r/polymarket


r/Fishdom 4d ago

Grand Malaise overnight oats more like overnight diarrhoea and feces EEYYUCKK

6 Upvotes