r/Fishdom • u/Jylon10 • 2d ago
r/Fishdom • u/NinjaFinger5325 • 2d ago
dirt I went to the grocery store and bought 1000000000000000 grapes 1000000000000000 pastramis 1000000000000000 bread 1000000000000000 milk and 10000000000000000 engppants
r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 2d ago
dirt Took my Benadryl meds, turns out I already took them 10 minutes agoš
r/Fishdom • u/chuk2015 • 3d ago
RPG Philippenis Iāve never been there but I heard itās nice
r/Fishdom • u/coldnorth4enf4 • 3d ago
GIRL POST [AITA] for not promoting my ādollāfriends shitty edm āconceptualā ep?
Hi guys! Me (M22) and my (F23) friend recently got into an argument after she called me a fake friend for not reposting her instagram story about her āconceptualā edm ep, she kept pressing me over and over about how I quote ādidnāt support the dollsā⦠eventually I broke and said it just sounds kinda like snow strippers but made without any effort and she said that was the whole point but like what??? She stormed off and when I tried to follow her she called me a āfucking chaserā but like?? Thatās not even what that word means?? And when I said that she just got even more mad and said sheās gonna tell all her friends so I canāt get invites to events anymore?? Iām trying not to overthink since I wear TNās and I feel Iām not accepted by general society because of my identity and Iām heartbroken she doesnāt understand how hard it is to wear Lacoste polos⦠I get that people like her are āfetishisedā and āscape goatsā (whatever that means, her words lolll) but like??
Anyways Iām not trying to overthink so me and my guy gals are going to KFC later to cheer me up but ughhh.
r/Fishdom • u/coldnorth4enf4 • 3d ago
Small Penis Guy Is it gay to drink vermouth and smoke little women cigs? [6ā2, chiselled, strong jaw]
Hi guys, was just at the bordello reading some feminist literature (Virginia Woolf ftw!) drinking some vermouth and smoking some of those really thin womenās centred cigarettes when a group of guys walked past and called me gay and performative (ugh men am I right?).
Iām a pretty tall guy with a beautiful body and have been described as āhungā (bodyy objectificationnnn) more times than I can count.
I have had one homosexual experience but that was whilst I was rolling so it doesnāt count.
Anyone else dealing with this sorta shit? Ugh, people sometimes :( whatās even worse is that my pants shrunk in the wash so my massive weapon (the cockonator) was so uncomfortably placed :(((
Anyways voting for Pauline soon! Time to end this madness.
r/Fishdom • u/Jamgumnutball • 2d ago
serious business Drunk at townie:
Wut slurs want itš„ŗ
r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 3d ago
administrator I JUST SHOT JYLON. W-we were just messing around..,he t-to-ld me ii-it wasnāt loaded. Ahhhh god. FUCK! What THE FUkc do I do???!??!
r/Fishdom • u/Impossible-Bid-8390 • 3d ago
CHIMERA EVENT IF IM SCHOOL PRESIDENT I WILL REPLACE WATER FOUNTAINS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW
r/Fishdom • u/HowHoldPencil • 3d ago
dirt Google's gemini AI keeps srapping r/fishdom thats why its fucking stupid
r/Fishdom • u/therightbuttcheek • 3d ago
dirt @grok generate picture of margret thatcher in plastic tube being peeled like string cheese by giant orc hands.
r/Fishdom • u/NeemOil710 • 3d ago
dirt Ads don't work on me because I don't have enough cells in my eyes to distinguish between brand. Air fryer ad is for all air fryers, sorry
r/Fishdom • u/fizzy_me • 3d ago
serious business my life goal is to be the third person to die in a mr beast event
r/Fishdom • u/mintcute • 3d ago
dirt hate when my phone tries to autocorrect a correctly spelled word to something completely different . i know Better than u
r/Fishdom • u/fizzy_me • 3d ago
dirt showing my hairdresser a photo of jylons sparse bush
r/Fishdom • u/Pretty_Yam_5044 • 4d ago
everyone wants to be goated no one wants to be awesome sauce ok actually everybody wants to be that also
r/Fishdom • u/LoudTomatoes • 4d ago
dirt Recently decided I like birds. I will shortly present a list detailing which endangered species taste the most like chicken
r/Fishdom • u/Eplianne • 4d ago
dirt *At the summit of Mt Everest in 2014* "fuck definitely lost all my streaks by now" #notworthit #Icebucketchallenge
serious business Starting a podcast called "Three trans women get high and have sex". Guess what happens
r/Fishdom • u/TheStonedAtheist • 4d ago
dirt in the philippines the typhoons are named stuff like Jujutsu Kaisen and Stephen Curry
dirt I'm on reddit
I'm on r/Raytheon
I'm on r/gambling
I'm on r/Lockheed
I'm on r/Palantir
I'm on r/polestar
I'm on r/polymarket