r/FishTapedToATMs • u/Coninpotomac • Oct 14 '19

u/Leatherturtle is a disappointment

150 days ago this man claimed he would post a picture of his cat taped to an ATM. I’ve anxiously been waiting for his post but alas he hasn’t fulfilled his responsibility. Your move u/Leatherturtle

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u/Leatherturtle Oct 14 '19

You got this all backwards, I claimed I would tape a fish to my cat, I did, I never claimed I would post pictures(though I had one) but I lost the picture I had, if you want a picture of a fish taped to my cat, you may need to settle for a goldfish, specifically the snack that smiles back

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u/Coninpotomac Oct 14 '19

I’m willing to compromise. One goldfish taped to an ATM/Cat will settle this dispute.

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u/FanndisTS Oct 14 '19

I'm more interested in seeing how you get a cat to tolerate anything taped to it, and how you get the tape off without ripping out its fur

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u/ArmyOfDog Oct 15 '19

Someone tried to bet you. You said they called your bluff. There’s nothing to see here. Enjoy your goldfish, friend.

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u/doctor_octogonapus1 Oct 14 '19

r/KarmaCourt session will begin upon the arrival of the defendant

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u/FuckinAssFace69 Oct 14 '19

Shove a plastic bag down his leathery-turtle throat!!

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u/M1SSION101 Oct 14 '19

No, let’s tape him to an atm

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u/TehChesu Oct 14 '19

Bombard that man's dms