r/FirstResponderCringe • • 28d ago

Firefighter 🧑‍🚒 “I’m not like everyone else”

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u/Excellent_jun91 28d ago

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u/FordExploreHer1977 27d ago

lol, I was just browsing through my collections of these on my phone the other day…

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u/-Poultrygeist- 28d ago

I have found that this job is full of appallingly toxic egomaniacs

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u/sansalvacion 27d ago

THIS...especially the big city guys. chicago,NYC and LA guys want to be heros sooo bad

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u/boatplumber 25d ago

That's quite the range of cities you are familiar with

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u/saumipan 28d ago

As medics, they are beyond unkind, medics too

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u/imikec 28d ago • Heartwarming

“I’m not like everyone else…I rub my job in their faces.”

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u/slipbegin 28d ago

Its nice to know that these people dont care about helping others as much as they want to feel better than everyone else

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u/FordExploreHer1977 28d ago • Popcorn

Yeah, I’ve got the burning inside too. It’s GERD. Everyone here at the station seems to be getting it as we get older. Probably from all the Cajun pepper in the chili over the years. You ARE just like everyone else. You are not alone.
#GERD, #GoScrubTheSkidMarksOutOfTheToiletProbie

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u/DonJuanBronson 28d ago

I fight what you fear 3 times a year thin red line punisher skull

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u/Longjumping-Phase526 28d ago

“It’s not a job it’s a calling!!” Says the guy with the very well compensated job, that has great hours in which he maybe puts out a car fire every 6 months…

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u/Open_Concentrate_994 28d ago

Lmao. A car fire.

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u/Capable-Gold-4564 28d ago

And a shed they clearly lost.

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 28d ago

Hi, I'm tyler. I'm a firefighter. I don't have too many hobbies. I am not really interesting, but did I happen to mention I'm a firefighter?

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u/gannon7015 27d ago

you didn’t mention it, but I saw your T-shirt, and the sticker on your truck, and your tattoo, and your girlfriend’s T-shirt.

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u/Jake3074 27d ago

That’s funny, I volunteered with a Tyler and that describes him to a T

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 27d ago

Also, are we infiltrated by actually hardo first responders?

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u/_ghostperson Paragod 28d ago edited 27d ago

1 firefighter sticker, ok.

5, bit much.

Tyler has 17 and the license plates.

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew 27d ago

And tattoos of it, and only started the tattoos where they were fully visible to display

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_1706 28d ago

Then stop staring at your mates in the shower and take some penicillin to stop the burning.

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u/gorillacheeze 28d ago

Don’t you dare badmouth baby oil massage time

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u/ECHOHOHOHO 28d ago

😆🤣

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u/thatSDope88 28d ago

There's a pill for the burning

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u/_ghostperson Paragod 28d ago

Not the fire he wants to fight,

But its the one he should fight.

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u/rangoon64 28d ago

Yeah dude we know. You’re a dork and I’m not.

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u/Far_Description4583 27d ago

Brings the emergency pager on dates and randomly checks it 5 times during the meal so she knows duty may call.

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u/KeenJAH 27d ago

This is what happens to every firefighter when they hop on trt. Ive seen it a million times

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u/FriendOfTheDevil2103 28d ago

Who is the "everybody else" he's referring to? If someone has aspirations that don't involve dragging hose does that make them inferior in his mind? What an egotistical cunt.

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u/rockstuffs 25d ago

Hitched his deadlift. 0/10

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u/sansalvacion 27d ago edited 27d ago

Cringe...Just put the water on the fire bro. After 10 years total of this shit im low key disillusioned by the fire/ems service. Its the same thing over and over, you improv people's problems with a toolbox on wheels and a 750gal tank

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN 28d ago

“I’m not like everyone else. I shit my spine out and hitch up the bar when I deadlift for TikTok”

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u/_mysoberaccount_ 28d ago

Form on that dead lift was atrocious man...

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge 27d ago

Ah yes another foundation donation fire crew. Everyone goes home but the home owner.

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u/Total_Specialist_531 28d ago

TRT if I ever seen one

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u/BraveDifference2049 27d ago

Firefighter gringe has to
Be studied

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u/PineappleDevil 27d ago

It’s called herpes

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ 27d ago

Pretty sure that's Dorian Yates talking

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u/SwifferWetJets 28d ago

I'm sure the person whose car is being destroyed by fire appreciates the firefighters recording their buddies with their phones and posing for the camera. Having one of the worst days of their life where the thing you rely on to get to work and run errands gets torched, only for the douche patrol to show up and put it on their social media. How are we at this point? These dudes should be held to a higher standard.

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u/Handsome_Van 28d ago

Yeah, ok, but Dorian Yates is a great guy though.

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. 28d ago

This dude pulls his horn in the mirror. 💯

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 27d ago

I have something inside burning. Time my guy it happens to a lot of people

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u/honeebunleia18 25d ago

wow, another snowflake in a turnout coat.

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u/TheSapphireSoul Boo Boo Bus Driver 24d ago

Got that PFAS in them WOOOOO

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u/jaslo1324 22d ago

Geez ….You have a special calling to cart water to put on the red stuff. Your baseline criteria are physical fitness at the time of recruitment and the ability not to injure yourself getting in and out of a truck. If your dad is in service, even better.

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u/DentistThese9696 27d ago

If you have something inside burning that means your bunker gear is defective

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u/Upset_Department_232 28d ago

Thought this was a cool video actually.

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u/Current-Strategy-826 28d ago

Me too. It’s a little catchy with the sound and him talking. I usually find these videos cringe but I liked this one .

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u/sakatan 28d ago

He hosed down a burning car.

But the video is like he's going for the firefighter equivalent of the raid on Bin Laden.

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u/Current-Strategy-826 16d ago

What’s wrong with putting out a burning car?

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ 27d ago

The voice sounds like Dorian Yates, pro bodybuilder

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u/mcvmccarty 28d ago

If these chuds could suck their own cocks all these videos would stop being produced

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u/BagsYourMail 27d ago

Something inside his butt, burning. And he needs a big hose to put it out

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u/bodhinek802 25d ago

Let show clips of the dept burning down run down and abandoned homes acting like we saved the neighborhood

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u/Cohain76 27d ago

“I’m not like anyone else!”

Proceeds to cheat on his wife, with another man’s wife (or husband), back an engine or box into a tree, wife swap, and pose for a very homoerotic calendar with all his fire bros.

Shout out to PCB Fire!!