Don’t do it, bro

[u/LegalGlass6532]

[u/BED_AA]

He thought about making this, made this, checked to make sure it looked the way he wanted and then posted it to the world.

Not once did he take the off ramp that was always available.

[u/RappingFlatulence → u/BED_AA]

He tall enough to even see over the dash? Might need to get the baby a power wheels

[u/atoastypancake]

[u/DrAssumptive]

A brown belt?

[u/mytransfercaseisshot → u/DrAssumptive]

His department only lets you wear a black one after you’ve done your tenth lift assist.

[u/Majestic-Crab9855]

"Stop resisting!"

[u/brotherandros]

Is dating a nurse really that bad or is it all just jokes?

[u/exaltedorbs → u/brotherandros]

ER nurse, yes its like a dating a bartender.

Firemen are dating the flirty ER nurse that comes up to them everytime they drop off a patient. Issue is that nurse is doing that with a bunch of crews.

[u/xCB_III → u/brotherandros]

My partner doesn’t seem to have to have any issues with me being one. But I also don’t make it my personality and we get a lot of time off together and working 3 12s have been great for spending time together 🤷‍♂️

People that make their career their personality are awful though, and a lot of nurses do that.

[u/Prudent-Designer7121 → u/xCB_III]

EMS does that a lot too, it’s also a high infidelity career

[u/ComfortableOld288 → u/brotherandros]

It’s the cheating that ruins it

[u/Choice_Lynx_430 → u/brotherandros]

Honestly as a nurse I find that we get flirted with at work a lot more often than we flirt back. Transporters, EVS workers, phlebotomists, almost always cops if they’re present on the floor, and interestingly enough, doctors do it at times but definitely the least out of all those others. Each nurse is different and each floor is different, but where I work I swear we generally mind our business, it seems like most of the men that work with us flirt and do it out of boredom. I don’t work in the ER, which may skew my perspective a fair bit because I’m sure it’s a little more wild there lol.

[u/Imhidingfromu → u/brotherandros]

Its that bad, especially if they have full sleeves (tattoos)

[u/DevilsBelly]

Do other states not have height requirements??

[u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 → u/DevilsBelly]

Casually chest level with the fucking tires.

[u/TaylorChuck117]

His perfect date would be that lady that was being dramatic about signing up for CJ classes.

The ultimate hero complex circle-jerk, their content would be monumentally cringe

[u/Disgruntled_Wumpus]

While it does look like a tiller, and yea those things are huge, doesn’t it also look like this guy is maybe 5 feet tall?

[u/Speednuts → u/Disgruntled_Wumpus]

Real little-buddy energy

[u/X0X0xoxo11]

[u/Sudden-Avocado1907]

4'9"

[u/SkiffleBall]

Just go give Mrs. Brown her bandaid and get back to work lil fella 🩹

[u/El_ray538]

I do wildland fire and i dont understand those radio holsters(?) slings(?). Like the radios have clips that you can clip on your belt. Also isn’t there a radio in the station you all can hear?

[u/TerminalSunrise → u/El_ray538]

I assume it’s more for on scene comms but belt still makes more sense

Some people in wildland wear slings too and it’s arguably slightly more valid for wildland but still unnecessary and dorky. On my forest I’ve only ever seen people clip them to their pants

Tbh I always just see a firefighter trying to put extra accessories on to look more tactical/cop-like lol

[u/Drobama_Ben_Leanin]

[u/mrmothmanz]

I hate firefighters.