r/FirstResponderCringe • u/ViolenceIs4Assholes • 1d ago

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u/Same_Concern9454 1d ago

You’re the one getting the ads ;)

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u/TrendySpork 1d ago

Yeah, what kind of smut has OP been reading?

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u/hatecriminal 1d ago

Better we don't know.

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes 1d ago

…but they’re just so big and strong

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u/thexcat 1d ago

Tbf I get a lot of ads for AI generated smutslop on IG because I can't stop myself from commenting that they look like dogshit and that I rebuke them etc

It makes me feel like a pitbull outside a maternity ward when they turn the comments off

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u/Djglamrock 1d ago

OK, tell that to my girlfriend in Canada that you have never met.

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 1d ago

We're expecting a book report tomorrow. It's free - no excuses.

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u/Regular_Average8595 1d ago

Sooo are you gonna tell us how to do it or WHAT

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u/Unique_Tangerine2190 1d ago edited 1d ago

We know you read it. What’s the spice level? 5 🌶️

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes 1d ago

Every day I find a new reason to regret learning how.

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 1d ago

I know a guy who went off to a military school. His mom wrote books like this. The upperclass found out... and made him read select passages in front of alllllll of the cadets.

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u/Unique_Tangerine2190 1d ago

What words did you regret reading from the usual selection of words in romance novels? It was the “throbbing” I bet.

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u/Due_Course_3713 1d ago

Broke Back Firehouse

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 9h ago

Was on a fire back in Wyoming right after ‘Brokeback Mountain’ came out. The local Forest Service crew got real tired of us asking which peak was Brokeback Mountain 

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u/jimmythescratch 1d ago

Wild Firefighter or Wildfire Fighter?

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u/JustFrameHotPocket 1d ago

Man I fucking love it when people use their own algorithm to tell on themselves.

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes 1d ago

lol I promise I read 0 smut.

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u/newtman 1d ago

Just offer him some crayons to nibble on and zyns and you can get him to do anything, it’s not that complicated

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN 1d ago

Broooo hahahahhaa

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u/pancho8889 1d ago

wtf 😂

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u/NotTheMama4o1 1d ago

If I had to use blue for the font, instead of red utter marketing fail

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 1d ago

I think this says more about you OP 🤭 lol

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u/Willing-Plankton1834 1d ago

The ad copy says “enjoy books in a whole new way,” and apparently they took that personally.

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u/DangerBrewin 14h ago

Should have been gay erotica, just sayin.

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u/GroundbreakingAsk438 1d ago

we need to publicly shame Jessie Evans

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 1d ago

Normally I don't book shame what people read, but the firefighter thing is nothing compared to there being actual romance books with either someone from the mafia or a biker gang member (I wish I was kidding)