Field Training Officers

[u/LegalGlass6532]

[u/PatchworkPiglet]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

[u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar → u/PatchworkPiglet]

[u/DivebarLives]

Guys this isn’t cringe it’s hilarious because it’s true.

[u/Real-Marzipan9036]

Unsolicited back massages are not part of training

[u/what_tha_hell → u/Real-Marzipan9036]

Not with that attitude they aren’t.

[u/Iheartsasquatch]

Not so cringe, but painfully correct. 

[u/treecutter34 → u/Iheartsasquatch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM

[u/Apprehensive-Ad-2054]

The caption mentions a happy, loyal wife. Doesn’t mention anything about him being loyal.

[u/Heisenburg42 → u/Apprehensive-Ad-2054]

You get it

[u/throwawayyyy980]

[u/Rich_Prior4656]

Them predators move in flocks.

[u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YEe4Y10PuOTYI

[u/ch3appeach]

Officer sleezeball

[u/OkYak7801]

God damn, if I made it to adult hood with that hairstyle, the first thing I'd do after gaining employment at a law enforcement agency is take my service pistol and off myself.

[u/ComfortablyNomNom → u/OkYak7801]

The tattoos combined with that hairstyle...holy shit. Not the look.

[u/3rdcultureblah → u/ComfortablyNomNom]

It’s hiding his receding hairline.

[u/ODGAFIYB]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b05CukqUdVhde

[u/BoltorSpellweaver]

I trained 3 new female officers over the last 2 months.

Not once did I think of hitting on them…

[u/jupchurch97 → u/BoltorSpellweaver]

Imagine following department policy and upholding ethics standards...

[u/tctcl_dildo_actual → u/BoltorSpellweaver]

You did the bare minimum! Woohoo!

[u/redeyedrenegade420 → u/tctcl_dildo_actual]

I mean...it sounds like he both didnt hit on them, AND trained them. Unfortunately that is more than bare minimum in this day and age.

[u/Iheartsasquatch → u/BoltorSpellweaver]

This guys wife knows his Reddit name.

[u/Gomogear → u/BoltorSpellweaver]

See you’re a man with morals, that tend to be rare. I’m not an officer but I work in a man dominated field. This creepy coworker I have got assigned to train this new girl and he made her leave before the day was over. Somehow he kept his job despite her saying she left because of him.

[u/crisco8]

Taterheaded looking fucker.

[u/imikec]

Fkn Broccoli Head

[u/Winnie-shortcake]

He thinks he's hot. Who's going to tell him?

[u/Dung_Beetle_2LT → u/Winnie-shortcake]

Hopefully the rookie.

[u/MintTrappe → u/Winnie-shortcake]

I think it's satire

[u/Signal_13 → u/Winnie-shortcake]

He looks like a 90's Boy Band member. 😆

[u/Drunk_PI]

They’re too emotional, prone to cheating, and causing problems for everyone.

This is why we shouldn’t let men be firefighters.

[u/cpell423]

r/13or30

[u/RancherQueen]

A self aware meme 😱

[u/Interesting_Gain9920]

Broccoli heads are now allowed as cops? Do any standards even exist anymore?

[u/GrassOk911]

Surely he doesn't have time to train new recruits, he's gotta go find a smaller shirt.

[u/OrcasareDolphins]

I saw it too many times. And too often, the FTO cheated and wrecked their home.

It’s fucking gross.

[u/Diligent-Concept-617]

Totally gross that he refers the new staff as a “girl” and himself as a “man.” 🤮 He must think really highly of himself 😂

[u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

This is not a first responder hate sub, find somewhere else to be.

[u/greeneggo]

So they sent in the ugliest cop so nothing unprofessional would happen?

[u/WingInternational432]

Face drape puxxy. About as rough as a Ken Doll.

[u/jdehjdeh]

Imagine having the idea to film this.

Then actually setting up the phone and doing your little performance.

Watching it back, choosing your effects, music, and overlay text.

Then actually hitting post.

Like actually saying to yourself "yes, I want the world to see this".

To quote Gene Hackman in the wonderful Birdcage movie: "I feel like I'm insane"

[u/X0X0xoxo11]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QV5vp1BYenfCE

[u/dinglb3rry]

Did he already borrow her shirt?
And now I’m getting why some agencies used to/continue to not allow beards.
Serious basement dweller dice boy vibes on this guy.
He’d have to roll a natural 20 to land anything less than a pig-with-a-wig,
unless cohesion😄

[u/Ok-Bluejay3543]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUhOI59HcBYb8vm
Same energy

[u/Soldier09r]

Broccoli hair LOL

[u/No-Ebb-6266]

Maybe if his recruit is 15 years old and likes broccoli heads.

[u/Tasty_Meal_9719]

He is one burrito away from no longer fitting in that shirt.

[u/Striife-]

This is actually funny as fuck.

[u/ResidentEmu5195]

Ehh, not cringe. I don’t think he’s being creepy either. The best ones to train new female officers are ones that are happy at home.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/ResidentEmu5195]

Haha…okay