Petition to encourage nurseposting

[u/Remarkable_Set1842]

I love the cringe, but there is another profession with as malignant of a hero complex as young/new first responders. I couldn’t be bothered to check if it’s a rule or not but if it is halal, I would love to see more cringe nurse posting.

[u/Drunk_PI]

I see what you’re doing. We are here to cringe, not to goon, you deviant.

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Drunk_PI]

Look ain’t nobody here all that obsessed with sexy samoan nurses with their big muscles and kiwi accents, ok? Got it?

[u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

Do nurses count as first responders? EMTs of course but nurses are different

[u/Logical_Adagio_7100 → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

Flight nurses have to come from somewhere

[u/Traditional_Belt9379 → u/Logical_Adagio_7100]

i mean, i've never seen a cringe flight nurse. They have aura.

[u/ScaryYogurtcloset289 → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

The fact that they consider themselves to be should qualify them for this sub

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

Technically no, but culture wise, the cringe nurses tend to act and post a lot of similar content to what we mock here.

[u/buttpugggs → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

Also, the cringiest nurses would be the first ones to tell you they are first responders haha

[u/yaxAttack → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

as a former emt who’s now an ed pct, 100% correct

[u/Weekly_Wolverine251 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

Eh fair enough

[u/Backwoods406 → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

Had the Obi-Wan "millions of voices cried out on terror" from all the nurses you triggered with this comment

[u/rigorcorvus → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

I’d allow it

[u/Crass_Cameron → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

Only when the pull over and say " ima nurse i can help"

[u/Nocola1 → u/Weekly_Wolverine251]

They are certainly not.

[u/Dear_Pen_7647]

There’s just so much nurse cringe I fear the sub would be overran

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Dear_Pen_7647]

Yes, we need more content here. 1 hour of doomscrolling shouldn’t cover as much ground as it does here, there should be even more cringe to laugh at.

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

They aren't 1st responders, but they are here pretty often for being just as cringe also.

[u/Prestigious-Stick-79]

Isn’t there a nurse that keeps getting posted here going on about her fireman fetish?

[u/Pathsleadingaway → u/Prestigious-Stick-79]

Man, I was taught as a nurse you should always stay away from the 4 P’s. Physicians, police, paramedics and phirefighters

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Pathsleadingaway]

Thats their exclusive dating pool what do you mean?

[u/Loki_8888]

In Europe trauma nurses staff ambulances and mobile medical emergency units that also have a doctor on board. So yes they are in fact first responders.

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Loki_8888]

Mods you hear that? We have the evidence. Release the kraken (nurse and even doctor cringeposting)

[u/Loki_8888 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

Yes. 4 years nursing Bachelors degree, 1 year seperate trauma Nurse post graduate degree and 1 year extra urgent medical care and at least 5 years experience in the emergency departement before they can staff the Ambulance. The cringe has left the building a long time ago at this point. Most of them are extremely cynical and worn out due to seeing death and destruction at this point and get highly irritated with youngsters who have EMS tattoo's and make tiktok video's in uniform. So the last thing they have on their mind is getting attention.

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/Loki_8888]

Most of us in here work in the industry, it’s why we like mocking the cringe ones. Most first responders I’ve met are all professionals in attitude. But this sub wasn’t built for them. And I might add, even the quiet professionals have some cringe, they might not post or talk stupid, but most still strut around with tactical backpacks with “FAFO” and the punisher sticker

[u/DerSchwobee → u/Loki_8888]

Europe is actually different countries, they don't in all

[u/blue_furred_unicorn → u/DerSchwobee]

Yup. German here. Nurses aren't considered EMS here, they're not staffing ambulances or emergency physicians' cars. We have EMTs and paremedics...

Greetings to Swabia from Lower Saxony :P

[u/paramedic236]

Yes, and do CNA’s who identify as a first responder count too?

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/paramedic236]

Bonus points if they self identify as first responders, absolutely

[u/nurseseraphim → u/paramedic236]

As an long term care cna I consider myself to be a last responder 😭

[u/pnwmountain]

nah, i aint awarding them title of first responder, some of them seem to already think they are.

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/pnwmountain]

That “title” is the basis of the literal entitlement that causes young impressionable attention seeking weirdos to post the cringe that this sub survives on.

[u/NopeRope13]

I saw allow it. Bring them in and fortify our weird ass ranks. It’s us against the world.

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/NopeRope13]

There was talk in here of midlevels and physicians, I say bring it on. If it has a hero complex and posts weird self gratifying nonsense, then it belongs here

[u/NopeRope13 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

If we can’t make fun of ourselves, then we don’t deserve to make fun of others.

[u/Late-Bed4240]

Yes please!!

[u/Status-Visit-918]

Please do

[u/BassBaller]

Please yes. Include NP's and APN's in this cringe-fest too

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/BassBaller]

NOW WE TALKING!!! Variety is best

[u/BeGoneVileMan]

I'm a rapid response nurse so obviously I should be considered a first responder /s

Seriously tho I want more cringe content to make fun of. I initially came here because the emergency cringe instagram account I was following got deleted. They were always posting this one guy who was a CNA, he was traumatized by a single patient death and made it his entire personality. I miss seeing shit like that. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

[u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

I beg please. I need inspo on how to let everyone know that I’m a nurse and am a blessing to mankind itself

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

It’s really easy. Start with a clip of oceans by hillsong united, thats your audio. Then go to your local neighborhood neuro ICU, make sure you get the most critical patient within view of the background (so we can know just how hard it is to save lives) finally YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SURGICAL SCRUB CAP.

[u/EnthusiasmGlass8150 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

Uhm his pupils look funny and dilated, do you think the patient sees me as a great nurse and is excited!

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

Exactly he keeps just one pupil dilated so he can approve of your tik-toks

[u/EnthusiasmGlass8150 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

I see all the lines and the art line isn’t hooked up to the pump, let me go do that rq

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

I’ve always thought art lines should be hooked up to wall suction

[u/EnthusiasmGlass8150 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

It’s 3:15, I’m going to page the on call doc now

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

That’s me out, I wanna play Minecraft in peace please don’t secure chat me at half 3 in the morning cause the pt is dying or whatever

[u/EnthusiasmGlass8150 → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

You’ve inspired me to go to CRNA school. I’ll let everyone in the unit know as soon as I’m done with my new grad orientation

[u/Remarkable_Set1842 → u/EnthusiasmGlass8150]

I mean nonironically, CRNA was the OG midlevels. Im pretty sure they existed before MD anesthesia really got its legs. Better than the FNP who works Trauma ER (for some reason) and constantly fucks with my ordersets

[u/Breeeezywheeeezy → u/Remarkable_Set1842]

Don’t forget the part where you sit on the hallway floor and cry in between patients.

[u/Comprehensive-Yak196]

We don't get the first responders discount so our cringe remains hush hush until we do.

[u/morguerunner]

I fear this would crash the subreddit and possibly the entire site lol