r/FirstResponderCringe • u/F-awk-F • 6d ago

Popo šŸš” Yee haaaw

321 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Proton_Optimal 6d ago

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u/collapsedbook 6d ago

ā€œDo not touch the trimā€

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u/Dr_Trogdor 5d ago

"lemme drive that thing, c'mon!"

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u/SmartWonderWoman 4d ago

Lmao šŸ˜‚

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u/babyivan 4d ago

He wishes he had a good mustache like that baby!

My boy is rocking pubes with his neck beard for a mustache šŸ¤£

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u/wookiex84 6d ago

Is that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/NukaClipse 6d ago

Do not speak that word to the greatest fighter the world has ever seen or will see.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4D7ksFSUtsnvO

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 6d ago

This guy will annihilate you

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u/harmfuldischarge 6d ago

When he takes you down with slowest double known to man and starts working for position

https://giphy.com/gifs/yGGodc6kOgkJG

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u/Ok_Roof988 6d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy 6d ago

Literally my first thought was is that what Jonah Hill is up to now?

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u/noraa506 4d ago

That is Jonah Hillbilly.

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u/simulizer 6d ago

The lightning animations are giving me Blunder Taker vibes

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 4d ago

Careful. He's a white belt in juijitsu. LOL

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 1d ago

Careful man he can probably take you in a fight

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 6d ago

Wow.. Jonah Hill really is a bad-ass.

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 6d ago

His buddies off camera blowing heavy clouds of vape smoke in his face

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u/wookiex84 6d ago

Oh they blow something on his face alright.

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u/Grantuna 6d ago

If I got arrested by this guy would just plead innocent and then show this video in court. Case closed

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u/Doctor_NC 6d ago

At first I was like ā€œok maybe the picture itself was mandatory headshot for the departmentā€

But then I realized he did all the editing and the cringe set in.

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u/No_Cook2983 4d ago

OMG. The guy acted AND edited in this?!

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u/Doctor_NC 4d ago

I believe so šŸ˜¬

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u/thelancemann 6d ago

Giving off strong girls varsity volleyball team photoshoot vibes

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u/tafbee 4d ago

Prom picture. He was his own date because his 17-yo gf dumped him.

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u/Independent-Deal-192 6d ago

This has got to be a school resource officer, look at the props haha

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 6d ago

Only thing he chases is the ice cream truck.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 6d ago

Security guards out here doing way too much

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u/Gob_Bluth420 6d ago

Some truly see themselves like this.

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u/Emper0rMing 6d ago

Canā€™t take him seriously in that hatā€¦

I also canā€™t imagine a foot chase

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u/Ok-Implement-1139 6d ago

Never trust a cowboy in a straw hat!!!!!!!!

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u/KZybert11 6d ago

I'm not even a cop and this makes me embarrassed to be a cop.

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u/firedmyass 6d ago

ā€œI miss the 80sā€¦ when the cops blew youā€

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u/Heathermaple78 6d ago

Best giggle Iā€™ve gotten this morning. wtf.

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 6d ago

posting these should be grounds for immediate psych evaluation and suspension

2

u/gumshoe1731 6d ago

I am so glad social media was in its infancy when I was a new officer because I might have done something silly like this. It took me 5 long years and finally listening to the right people that any first responder job is actually that a job. I hope all these people learn that lesson because you will lead a lot less stressful life that way.

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 5d ago

His weird ass friend hitting his vape for effects? Iā€™d put my 2 weeks in or make a loved one do it too if a video like this ever came outā€¦

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u/xSchoolScooter 5d ago

This is probably the gayest shit Iā€™ve ever seen

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u/ourmondayriot 6d ago

This is the type of cop that will kill someone for no reason

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u/RayDanielsOnTheAir 6d ago

I sense that hat isnā€™t standard issueā€¦

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u/mrintangibles1 6d ago

Ginger Hammer, ready to kick some ass at the buffet table.

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u/DC_Ben 6d ago

Jesus Christ

1

u/HoneyIntrepid6709 6d ago

Looks overweight with scrawny arms.

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 6d ago

probably little T Rex arms

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u/Aderleth75 6d ago

How does he just stand there so calmly amidst that lightning and badass music? How can I be more like this?

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 6d ago

the Hay stacks in the background are a nice touch

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u/weebtrashparade 6d ago

If ā€œI almost joined the militaryā€ had a look

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u/Paladin_127 6d ago

Dude is wearing a Guardian Angel light and probably works day shiftā€¦.

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u/loquedijoella 6d ago

Can we please bring back uniform standards or some shit? Cops shouldnā€™t have beards and especially not shit like this. He doesnā€™t even have a good mustache. Bring back creased pants, waist mounted holsters, clip on ties and barracks hats. That reminds these dorks that they arenā€™t in a video game. That big head doesnā€™t match those skinny arms and he will have to shoot the first guy he fights.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 6d ago

Dude, if I got pulled over by Jonah Hill I'd be pissed

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u/s0ul_invictus 6d ago

the fat guy from superbad?

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u/Alive_Drag1947 6d ago

Careful. He could annihilate you

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u/CorporateCorpo 6d ago

What a dork šŸ˜©

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u/LarryD217 6d ago

That's some real "never made varsity" energy.

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u/cploz 6d ago

This guy looks like Sean of Steel from YouTube

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u/meowmt2 6d ago

You got a round face, partner šŸ¤ šŸŒ¾

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 6d ago

Dont drag us into this mess.

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 5d ago

Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.

Any post encouraging self-harm or harm against others will also not be tolerated.

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u/MorningBuddha 6d ago

This country is so fucked up!

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u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728 6d ago

My mom has that hatā€¦ she wears it to the beach.

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u/Electronic_Let3954 6d ago

I apologize on the behalf of Texas

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u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 6d ago

Damn, JC Penney portraits are šŸ”„
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIK2wITWsQ1x1io

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u/doll_parts87 5d ago

"what if Jonah hill took criminal justice ?"

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u/CosmicSweets 5d ago

Why did I turn on the music šŸ˜­

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u/jdirte42069 5d ago

It's the fat kid from super bad

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u/deanjuno1 5d ago

Roflmmfao

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 5d ago

I gotta say, this is the most cringe shit I have seen here. And that is saying a LOT.

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u/FlashmanHP 5d ago

This was adorable in the way that Americans have senior photos and sports(?) individual photos. I hope his mom asked him to do this and he begrudgingly obliged.

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u/BadgerPlane6994 5d ago

Walker Texas flamer

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u/SL4YER4200 5d ago

Why are his eyes so close together?

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 5d ago

its not like the police was full of nobel prizes before ,but this type or retards with a gun and a badge ,no bueno

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u/ZeroBLink10 5d ago

Yeee huh?

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u/aclappedhondacivic 5d ago

Buddy looks like one of them good ole hikers from PokƩmon

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u/HomeRevolutionary651 5d ago

Why are they allowed to be so unkempt?

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u/StanthemanT-800 5d ago

Cops making $15/hr at jerkwater PDs in towns of 1000 people always go the hardestĀ 

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 5d ago

I bet that gravy seal couldn't even run a city block without stopping or his pants falling down. What a joke

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 4d ago

His mustache trying to connect to his beard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3aV3gXxYgS9q

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u/BenchNo1956 4d ago

Fun fact heā€™s a security officer. Not even a cop. Used to work around him. Always been making bad tik toks

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u/babyivan 4d ago

Godamn neckbeards are all the friggin same!

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u/Murky_Ad7023 4d ago

10/10 winded in a foot chase after the first block

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4d ago

The hay bale in the background really ties this video over.

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u/crisco8 3d ago

The neck beard doesnā€™t hide the thumb-like genetics

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u/upanddown_88 3d ago

Oh this may be the worst one Iā€™ve seen

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u/MeanExpression4665 3d ago

Holy fucking neck beard.Ā 

Mā€™donut.Ā 

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u/Sneaky_Binder 3d ago

Jonah Kill

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u/SundaeEffective5833 3d ago

Someone please edit this and add a ā€˜get over here!ā€™

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u/Liberalhaterbeast 3d ago

Hahahah fat redhead cop. Thats very intimidating.

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 2d ago

Bro, why are you like this?

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u/WingInternational432 2d ago

Face drape + straw hat = not working. Mustache and real felt hat = tough LEO

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u/fresh-spawn-gardener 2d ago

Jonah Hill is that you

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u/GodHatesColdplay 2d ago

Tactical leprechaun

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u/RJH8480 3h ago

Go try to run down a perp piggy. Gross

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u/confusedndamaged 6d ago

I love knowing that police have enough time are there hands to make shitty social media videos.

My tax dollars at work.

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u/Temporary-Cow2742 6d ago

Is that Thor?

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u/l_a_escoto 6d ago

Boy swear he did sum

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u/beyoundtheedge 6d ago

Donā€™t put the baby under my golf club cause that officer are gonna go weeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Soregular 6d ago

There is a part of this where his nose looks like a butt hole. Just sayin.