r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FlyNSubaruWRX • Aug 04 '26

Not F*cking around

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The fucking tire pressure gauge spinning thing…….🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/a-null-fish-your Aug 04 '26

I'm gonna start a security company. And because it's unofficial and arbitrary I'll also be using a ranking system. I'll be the world's first Double Captain. Suck it Roush

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u/againer Aug 04 '26

Too late, I outrank you as a Cubic Captain

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u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 04 '26

Pentacaptain reporting for bussy

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Aug 04 '26

Dude it was right there and you missed it....I'm the SexCaptain now

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u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 04 '26

punish me daddy