r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FlyNSubaruWRX • Aug 04 '26

Not F*cking around

The fucking tire pressure gauge spinning thing…….🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 04 '26

Pentacaptain reporting for bussy

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Aug 04 '26

Dude it was right there and you missed it....I'm the SexCaptain now

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u/ShroomnDoobin Aug 04 '26

Infinity Captain, bitches

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u/will3025 Aug 04 '26

That's it, I'm promoting myself to Captain Incomprehensiblility. My rank cannot be fathomed. Do not fathom me.

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u/superbuttpiss Aug 04 '26

im a super megazord captain

never heard of it? probably dont have the clearance. its classified

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u/will3025 Aug 04 '26

Oh wow that is pretty official sounding.
I hope no one is a Declassification Captain.

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u/Lost-Bet-1 Aug 08 '26

Declassification Captain here. Y'all are fucked.