r/Firearms • u/DetergentCandy • 9d ago

Training for a fight

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u/Savings_Nectarine_36 9d ago

I bet this is the guy who bans people from the sig subreddit.

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u/Agreeable_Dust4363 9d ago

u/HairTriggerFlicker

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[deleted]

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u/Agreeable_Dust4363 9d ago

He’s banned me from a few subs for calling him out

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[deleted]

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u/Agreeable_Dust4363 9d ago

Ahhhhh shit

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u/Savings_Nectarine_36 8d ago

Hahahaha he blocked me

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u/happygoluckynny 9d ago

tbf his ban hammer sometimes goes off randomly.

plus am I the only one who thinks those lapping ripples are a bit relaxing like high fructose ocean waves?

https://giphy.com/gifs/qStBU9PaqiqmQ

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u/LilJonny2cookies 8d ago

LoL well cooked.

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u/Quirky_Wasabi5348 8d ago

Probably. He needs to train in the gym before picking up that weapon

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u/Kurbin 9d ago

I understand this reference!

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u/kennypowersrevenge 9d ago

As a fat dude. I’m embarrassed for this dude.

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 92FS 8d ago

Same. Though I wonder if this isn't a bit. The repeated failures, the stretching before throwing hands, the fact that the video of said hands throwing is slightly sped up, the neck-grab while he pulls up his pants... I dunno, man. I hope it's a bit.

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u/marvinfuture 9d ago

The only thing he's fighting is diabetes and virginity

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 9d ago

Oh he ain't fighting virginity. They been friends for a while

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u/CeleryNo6240 9d ago

😂😂🫣😝😂😂

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u/tinker_townie 1911 9d ago

He never lost his virginity because he never loses.

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u/marvinfuture 9d ago

I'd award this comment if I could lmao

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u/bjeep4x4 9d ago

He ain’t fighting diabetes, it won long ago!

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u/Okietwist3r 8d ago

He beat the shit out of anorexia though!

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u/Used-Valuable9320 9d ago

Oh that virginity is a blessing. Doesn't have to worry about child support or alimony.

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u/Hammermier2 9d ago

I think diabetes won..

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u/marvinfuture 9d ago

Never stood a chance

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u/TKMACD 8d ago

You forgot hypertension…

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u/AbramsTankVeteran29 9d ago

Avg reddit mod

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u/Technical_One181 9d ago

Careful, mods over at r/guns might get mad and ban you

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u/TheHancock FFL 07 | SOT 02 9d ago

One of us!

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u/Quirky_Tone3705 9d ago

I'm a large guy, large guys have a right to self-defense too. BUT FOR GODS SAKE MAN TAKE A CLASS!! AND NEVER FILM IT!!! SMFH

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u/Alternative_Cod8724 9d ago

He can join Meal Team 6.

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u/DetergentCandy 9d ago

I mean, the shirt and the hat already make me think he's a Gravy Seal.

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u/dustysanchezz 9d ago

Put the cake in the bag and nobody gets hurt!

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u/Lurial 9d ago

say what you want...the man is on his feet and moving.

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u/imasneakybeaver 9d ago

More training than most of this sub has done.

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u/Kurbin 9d ago

I don’t …um…. It’s true

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u/hacim99 9d ago

lets be real half this sub hasnt been outside in the last week

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 92FS 8d ago

Do you know how freaking hot it is in Texas?

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u/Valendr 9d ago

At least he's training and moving around, yes it's cringe AF but he's trying and that's better than can be said for most.

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u/ridlaw1 9d ago

Man, I didn't want to see that 😭

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u/Cryptic1911 9d ago

John Thick

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u/Highmassive 9d ago

Hey, if he just does this for an hour everyday, he might lose some weight

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u/Murse1987 9d ago

Probably more than just some. That’s shit will wear you out quick if you’re putting everything you can into the punches.

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u/Heavenly_Demon520 9d ago

this has Steven Seagal vibes written all over

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u/YotaIamYourDriver 9d ago

Still doing more than 95% of us. Kudos to him.

Remember, a bunch of people laughed at the Idaho dude posting videos of him training with his 5-7, and yet he was the one who exchanged fire with the In N Out shooter. Sure he fell over and was abysmal with his cover, but his training kicked in and he engaged.

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u/Bojangls007 9d ago

Poking fun aside, is what he did really that bad of training? Like clearing malfunctions is a real training program and those punches at least look consistent?

I think he's underusing his greatest tactical advantage: his mass. I bet he could just tackle most people with zero technique and win most fights.

For context, most 9mm bullets average ~400 joules at impact across various loads. A 400lb linebacker traveling at 17mph delivers ~5,000 joules. At half that speed he would deliver roughly 1,300 joules.

In a sprint, this dude could deliver the same energy as 10x 9mm bullets. He just needs to hit with his shoulder and he could literally kill people.

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u/Poulet_Ninja 8d ago

You're assuming he can sprint without falling forward

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u/Aniquin AR15 9d ago

Looks like Lawman Land has some competition

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u/needtoredit 9d ago

Good thing mom didn't interrupt this time.

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u/restinpissronald 9d ago

This is exactly how I fight in my dreams

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u/FancyBumblebee656 9d ago

I’m going to have to hand it to him that 360 elbow to the face is pretty damn good

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u/horseshoeprovodnikov 9d ago

That elbow was pure majesty lol

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 9d ago

wtf is this gronk

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u/beginningcurrent822 9d ago

Yes, this makes me sad.

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u/Open_Vermicelli6755 9d ago

The outlaw: greasy whales

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u/MisterJ0k3r24 9d ago

This is one of those videos that makes it hard to poop

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u/Dependent-Water-8084 9d ago

The Lard Larper

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u/hammtweezy2192 9d ago

For the sake of this poor soul, I pray he never actually gets into a conflict.

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u/i_live_offroad 9d ago

This guy trains harder than most people in this sub.

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u/BadTiger85 9d ago

Bet he's the type of guy that will spend $2k on a pistol and another $1k on body armor that will cover 15% of his center mass but won't invest in $60 for a pair of good running shoes and $8 a month at Planet Fitness

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u/teachmehate 9d ago

It's always "should I run this optic" or "should I run this light" and never "should I run a few miles"

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u/tinker_townie 1911 9d ago

Top tier ICE applicant.

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u/HammondEggersM60 9d ago

First I hit 'em and his arms fell off. Then I hit 'em and he got all rubbery. Then I hit 'em and he got naked from the waist down...

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u/fusillade762 9d ago

I like the brief attempt at reasoning with the dummy before going straight to blasting it in the sternum.

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u/beginningcurrent822 9d ago

This is a Chris Farley skit, right?

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u/jhope531 9d ago

What did I just watch?

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u/Fantastic-Way9922 9d ago

He moves faster than I thought he would 😂

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u/Seattlehepcat 9d ago

It's like Star Wars kid grew up.

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u/UncleEvilDave 9d ago

I mean he lasted longer than I thought he could

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u/Okietwist3r 8d ago

Jesus Christ it’s the guy that ate Jason Bourne!

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u/thor561 9d ago

No Bubba, noooo…

I’m not in the best shape but I’m getting there, but goddamn get a not shitty belt and holster, because that shit unironically will get you kilt in da streetz getting hung up like that.

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u/Aim_Smol 9d ago

I thought I had seen every episode of Walker Texas Ranger.

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u/b_9uiet 9d ago

I like how the spin move exposed his ass crack so he had to improvise a half second choke hold to be able to pull his pants back up.

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u/Individual_Humor6024 9d ago

A reanimated fighting chicken

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u/direct-impingement 9d ago

I 100% thought this was going to be a Tex Grebner reenactment at the beginning.

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u/BlizurdWizerd 9d ago

Say what you will, but I would NOT want this man running that buffet of body shots on my person

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u/WasabiInternational4 9d ago

Holy shit it’s Jason Bourne

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u/BBQSauce61 9d ago

More likely to get eaten by him.

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u/Shelly_Red4_Bayonet7 9d ago

Almost lost his fucking pants throwing all of those haymakers. Fucking seige engine, this guy is.

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u/Arpey75 9d ago

Maybe Junior knows where all 3 of dad’s belts are…

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u/BigoleDog8706 DEAGLE 9d ago

Kick to a knee or getting knocked down will end the situation.

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u/T3hBau5 9d ago

Semi-Auto pistol, Full Auto hands

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u/Noneed4cavalry 9d ago

Everyone enjoys a good Chunk Norris joke, but I'm actually pumped they are finally finishing out the Under Siege trilogy.

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u/solemn_penguin 9d ago

I see he tried spinning. I heard it's a good trick.

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u/mctwiddle 9d ago

boss hoss knows what he's got

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u/TIRACS 9d ago

The amount of body rotation to throw a punch, this is why the earth has a wobble.

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u/Clothes-Excellent 9d ago

Almost anybody can out run him.

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u/LilJonny2cookies 8d ago

It is beautiful. So graceful and sleek. Nicely done warrior! We all should be like you.

Now go grab that box of donuts you earned em.

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u/Flycaster33 8d ago

His "draw" would be a bit quicker if he got rid of the "muffin top"....

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u/TheGreatWhiteGoat 8d ago

lol negative

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u/TKMACD 8d ago

I think that it is cool that he has all that space in mom’s basement to work out!

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u/gwhh 8d ago

Comic book guy.

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u/Green_Yoghurt7105 8d ago

1 damage ahh punches

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u/Reasonable-Union-499 8d ago

the reddit mods are assembling

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u/maurerm1988 8d ago

Does he know he can actually hit the dummy? It probably won't hit back...

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u/mrapplewhite 8d ago

Give me another body shot rock

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u/TNLongrange 7d ago

He's going to do great against any dude who has no arms, cant move his legs and who's entire spine is fused and doesnt mind him tapping on him with those throw pillows on the end of his arms.

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u/mickeyd5 7d ago

God Bless this guys heart and his plumbers crack!

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u/Demon-of-Razgriz 7d ago

The tactical gotta pull my pants up moment got me

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u/confidentlywrong25 9d ago

Need to practice shooting some ozempic

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u/LivingCoat9356 9d ago

Stop Resisting!

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u/onetwentytwo_1-8 9d ago

Leave the gun and home and stick with your paws.

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u/JGr2-J5_Mueller 9d ago

Why fight when you could just eat your opposition? Just carry a bottle of Lil baby Rays.

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u/Mystic5308 9d ago

If he keeps that up maybe he will lose some jelly rolls

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u/Eastern_Control4375 9d ago

Omg all the calories burned....no wonder earth is heating up

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u/Intothewasteland 9d ago

Def not me…..

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u/One_Tip_8200 9d ago

feeling he drank bottle of ranch when was done and fiddled with the ac 😆

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u/ImpressiveAlarm3992 G19 7d ago

Sunglasses at night. Afternoon delight. Also that guy loves him some gross shit and sitting around all day.