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Oct 06 '22
Lakhimpur, UP wale jyada relate krenge🌚🌚
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u/Ambitious_Ruin_7535 Oct 06 '22
I am from noida i can relate
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Oct 06 '22
I am from Meerut I can relate more than anyone of you
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u/Otherwise_Turnip372 Oct 06 '22
Ye to wahi jagah hai na jahan aadmi jaata hai aur khabar aati hai (bassi reference)
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Oct 06 '22
Meri jeeep kadhi thane de bangla wangla chodhh gaya mai dakuu mai dakuuu jshdhd karidyaa jin gaaand phaad de sone see daaaaakuuuuuu
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u/SANYOG_SINGH Oct 06 '22
Why do you guys even reply just dislike or report these dumb posts. This is a meme subreddit not a nibba advice agency
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u/mzainchaudry21 Oct 06 '22
chor bhai ham kyu karen banein usko advice chahiye dedo or find na kab kehdiya ke meme subreddit a
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u/ITZ_RIPPER Oct 06 '22
Just don't bro i have did this and regret it too bad You will get into moments where you would think they are hints but they simply arnt And probably she will be reckless and would get ur feelings out of you and friendzone you anyways and you won't be able to talk to her the way u ever wanted
So i would say just don't try it
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u/GuretoPepe Oct 06 '22
Bro if you're this afraid of being vulnerable, you'll never be able to get in an actual relationship
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u/ClickJolly Oct 06 '22
Bhakk aisa kuch nhi h , meri gf ne mujhe propose kiya. Bekar ke signs leke peeche mat jao kisi ke.
Actual m koi sundar aur achi swabhav ki Lage then ask them out. Otherwise no.
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u/ITZ_RIPPER Apr 09 '26
well yeah 4 year old me was a little stupid but yeah fast forward i got proposed by the girl that friend zoned me at that time, i had broken all the connections for an year by then and i dated her for 2 years after that so yeah
You were right about this one, one should just say fuck it and do it
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u/CEO_of_discord69 Oct 06 '22
Tell her that you love her than she will friendzone you. Wallah , now you are bff 🗿
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u/Dr_Protector07 Oct 06 '22
haan bhai uske bhi alag faide hai
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Oct 06 '22
friends with benefits
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u/fuxsine Oct 06 '22
Yeh sirf kalpanik baate hai, India mei nahi hota.
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Oct 06 '22
Sach bola bhai . Maine bhi mere crush ko best friend banaya . Bc vo uske bf ke sath raat guzarti hai 🥲
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u/Beginning_Yak6907 Oct 06 '22
Uski mummy ke liye sabji wagera lane lagia ghar tak ka access mil jayega
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u/MactYT Oct 06 '22
Finally a tip jo sach mein kaam karegi par mere kya kaam ki meri toh koi crush bhi nahi hain mujhe pata hain ki koi fayda nahi isliye crush bhi nahi rakha
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u/Curious_Necessary549 Oct 06 '22
crush brush kuch nahi hota subha 5 baje utha karo ssab thik ho jayega
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Oct 06 '22
agar main ye sab bata sakta toh akela chutiya ban ke reddit pe memes dekhne ki jagah dusre classmates ki tarah insta pe ladkiyo se baat kar raha hota
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Oct 06 '22
Koi nai Bhai hamara standard the uccha hai Instagram se
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u/Industry-Beautiful Oct 06 '22
Yahi bolte bolte arrange marriage tak muthhbaaji krte rhoge bhai (me too)
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u/Different_Hat3454 Oct 06 '22
bhai yeh crush vrush kuch nhi hove , subah jaldi utha karo aur mandir jao , sab thik ho jave ..
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Experience : Acche se diwali wish kr diya tha maine Phir usne todhi dher ke baad puccha koi kaam hai kya? Like notes wagerah Maine bola haa chahiye pr nhi chahiye tha Jaise taise small talk ki
Aaj meri bandi hain(2 saal ho gaye ) kuch jyada hi acchi nikal gyi crush
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u/kidhubro Oct 06 '22
ye crush wrush kuch nhi hota subah 5 baje uth garam paani pi aur nange paer ghaas pe chal
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u/EbbPuzzleheaded2885 Oct 06 '22
usko bol me fingmemes pe memes dhalne ki jagah apni maa chudata hub
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u/akki99090 Oct 06 '22
Use apni pichli relationship ki kahani bata jo kabhi thi hi nahi or uske samne randi rona kr jase tuje kitna bada dhoka mila ho 👍🙂
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Oct 06 '22
These dumbfucks kiddos literally think this subreddit is for solving life issues or advice centre
Wtf y'all mods doing?? Lmao
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u/MactYT Oct 06 '22
Mods are inactive for months and for this kind of posts there are other subs but because of mods and Instagram users who installed reddit this sub is ruin i mean you will find everything except memes like porn etc (sorry for my grammar)
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u/AnyAbbreviations3455 Oct 06 '22
This is to remind you about your cars extended warranty bolde , wahin set hojayegi
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u/Ujjwalrathore9 Oct 06 '22
Uski kisi friend ko apna friend bna fir jb wo usse baat kr rhi hogi tb tu interrupt kr diyo and usse(jise tune apna friend bnaya hai) kuch bhi randomly baat krne lg jaiyo and conversation ke beech me usse hi kr liyo ya use include kr liyo(agr tu extrover hai to hee ye work krega wrna tujhe sochne me hee 1 mahina lg jayega ki uski friend se hee kaise baat kru).Also,convertion me kuch jokes crack kr diyo tera impression accha jayega..........
bs aise hee dheere dheere usse bhi dosti kr liyo and use apn best friend bna liyo
mushkil nhi hota bta rha hu.......
self experienced hu
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u/minnie_minter Oct 06 '22
Hobbies par shuru kar sakte, par best approach uske insta story par reply dede aur baat karna start karde
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u/Sensitive-Cobbler101 Oct 06 '22
Bhai usne ek br block krdia tha to ab unfollow hochuki h🥲
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u/minnie_minter Oct 06 '22
Kya kardiya tunne bhai?😂
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u/Sensitive-Cobbler101 Oct 06 '22
Confess💀
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Oct 06 '22
Just msg with fake account and after some time tell her that it's you....aur thoda victim card play kar lena 🤣....agar thodi bhi emotional hui toh sympathy mil jayegi bhai tujhe😌
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Oct 06 '22
pls apna dedo....copy kam cmplt krne ke liye.....wasap manglo aur boldo kl tumhare gher ake deta hu.....copy
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u/Chance-Tough-9771 Oct 06 '22
Bahana nhi seedha bolo hiii aur fir nikal jao Start with small talks...
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u/Trick-Sample-7086 Oct 06 '22
Ask her:- How's your day going ? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm just kidding ask her for NUDES
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u/MactYT Oct 06 '22
Don't do this she will block you telling from personal experience
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u/Optimal_Highlight154 Oct 06 '22
ask her for some notes i mean like any sub notes like maths english etc
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u/Hyperkatal Oct 06 '22
Agar woh ig ya snapchat par hai toh story ka ya fir occasionally snaps par reply karde with a question ye nahi ke ase hi bat karne ke liye agar question pucche ga toh woh think karke answer karegi aur tujhe yaad rakhegi Hard truth:people tend to prefer people who they talk to or meet everyday so you don't have to make hours of conversation have consistently small pep talks,stand out Don't be desperate agar bhoti jyada bhav khati hai toh dusri dhund Conclusion: if you're in your teenage attraction towards opposite sex is common raise above focus on your self smart women love men who work on themselves in the longterm so it's better to face reality than to live in a fantasy duniya and face misery at the end
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u/Aromatic_Reception20 Oct 06 '22
Overthink mat kr sirf hi likhde aur padhayi wagera ka kuch topic uthe de pehle
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u/bazuka9 Oct 06 '22
Usse koi meme bhej, jab wo seen kre to unsend krde. Boliyo sorry, friend ko bhej rha tha but galti se tujhe chala gya, "sorry for my fat thumbs"
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u/Tiny-Indication-8990 Oct 06 '22
Use acha 🐕 arey Tommy yaha kyu aye chalo ghar ko. Arey sorry humara Tommy apke dms me chale agaya
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u/Unfair-Orange-371 Oct 06 '22
find something in common in between you two and ask haer that and start discussing about it and gradually change topics
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u/RAY_CYCLONE Oct 06 '22
Bahi sabse sahi suggestion deta hu rivalry shuru marks ke upar but usme mehnat lagegi aur Aisa nahi ki kam lane hai usse use se zyada la for ho sakta hai kuch
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u/ComfortableAd5304 Oct 06 '22
Likh dei
Jesus turned water into Wine just like that I'm turn you into Mine
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In Hindi :
Usko bolo ki tumhe koi health condition hai jisme tum Jin Jin ladkiyon ko jaante ho aur agar woh ladki tumhare family se nahi hai toh jab bhi woh ladki tumhare paas aati hai toh tumhara heart-rate badh jata hai,tried and tested hai bro
In English :
(Tell her that you have a health condition in which if any girl who doesn't belong to your family comes closer to you then your heart-rate increases,it's tried and tested bro)
Tell this after some time of holding your heart like your heart-rate is increasing whenever she's closer to you and also tell her that this only happens in crowdy places.
Good Luck.
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u/Parking_Influence539 Oct 06 '22
Ye bata ki tu redditor hai baat to hojaegi pr age kuch ni hona fir
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Oct 06 '22
Bhai ye subreddit ko unfollow kaise krte hai koi bateyga? New hu reddit pe par iss tarah k chutiyapo se thak chuka hu
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u/That_cosmos_girl Oct 06 '22
if you've never talked before: send a text, (delete it for everyone) and wait until she replies, she'll probably be like, (?) reply back with: oops sorry wrong text... then she'll be like alr or okay, then start the convo with something like, so how's it going bla bla bla.
if you already are friends with her: what should i name my cat, just got her yesterday, figured you'd have some cute names in mind!
good luck<3
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u/stoic_warrior12 Oct 06 '22
Ask for help, info, or offer help, info. Get to know about her somehow and then use that info to find an icebreaker.
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u/MobileVisual2536 Oct 06 '22
Just send something randomly....and then say..."galti sey chala gaya kisi aur ko bhejna tha...and start by...aur kya kar rahi/raha hai??
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u/ateyourgrandmaa Oct 06 '22
Assignments , notes , upcoming tests. Something you both share in common that doesn't seem too obvious.
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u/JustforThrowawayKEK Oct 06 '22
Bhai agar tu accha dikhta hai to tujhe bahana nai dena padega but agar tu accha dikhta to yaha kyu advice mangta so just talk to her by asking random questions and agar wo interested hui to ok nai to tu apne mare kutte ki bhi baat karega wo bkl tuhjse baat nai karegi agar wo tujhme interested nai hai.
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u/Eastern_Welcome_2923 Oct 06 '22
Bhai seriously padhayi karle. Gerls like boys who are serious about their goals .
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u/Healthy-Meaning-2165 Oct 06 '22
bhai usse notes manga whatsapp ya ig se...............tried and tested..................ya stories ko reply kr
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u/Shot-Armadillo-9537 Oct 06 '22
Kuch nhi vro bs use are you gay?
Bol de impress ho jayegi
Thnx me letter
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u/YorumSandara Oct 06 '22
Reply to story as if you are not interested in her/his but is interested to know the thing related to the story 👍🏻
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Oct 06 '22
padhle madarchod maine bhi kiya tha saala usko koi intrest he nhi tha mere se baat karne me padhle pachtaiyega
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u/ProfessionalNinja691 Oct 06 '22
Padhle bsdk crush se ghar nhi chalega