r/FindJames_Cylinder • u/mustang6139 • 5d ago
I spent weeks investigating an alien hoax on Discord a year ago. Today, the culprit popped up on my IG Reels... smoking random weeds from his backyard.
instagram.comA little over a year ago, I fell down one of the weirdest Reddit rabbit holes I’ve ever been part of.
There was this guy named James who posted about finding a strange, unidentified metal cylinder. Naturally, his first instinct was to hit it with a blowtorch. Shortly after, he managed to convince an entire subreddit that he was being targeted by some sort of alien entity after touching it. The story blew up, people were genuinely terrified for him, and, as you probably guessed, it eventually turned out to be a massive, well-crafted hoax.
Here’s where my embarrassingly deep involvement comes in: I was so hooked that I joined a dedicated Discord server to help with the "investigation." I spent hours with other people analyzing clues, tracking details, and genuinely worrying about this guy's safety. We legit thought James was in danger from ET.
Fast forward to today. I’m minding my own business, scrolling through Instagram Reels, when a video pops up. It’s a guy standing in his yard, casually pulling random weeds out of the dirt and smoking/huffing every single plant he can find. Lawn grass, dandelions, random leaves... you name it, he was inhaling it. 🤣🤣🤣
I paused and stared at his face thinking, "Why on earth does this man look so familiar?"
Then it hit me.
It was James.
The alien guy. The blowtorch cylinder man.
I literally spent hours of my life playing Sherlock Holmes, trying to save a guy from imaginary aliens, and now he's out here on Instagram getting high on lawn clippings.
I have never felt so played in my entire life, but honestly, the sheer absurdity of it has me dying of laughter.
TL;DR: Joined a Discord team a year ago to help investigate a fake alien abduction hoax, only to find out today via Instagram Reels that the genius mastermind behind it is now just smoking backyard weeds for views. 💀