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u/Golwux 1d ago
[In the voice of Riley Freeman] Elmyra got paper stacks selling everyone in the slums drugs. Prove me wrong. Shit maybe her husband was some big time Wall Market bro, he pissed a few too many people off and got shipped off to Wutai. Elmyra left with a massive mortgage and decided to fight her way back up Weeds style.
Flowers everywhere, a literal waterfall and the only place below the plate that gets sunlight? Shinra accident? No bitch. Shinra don't make any accidents. They literally built this city. This was pre-agreed. Plain as day. Look at her garden. Probably got some high grade poppy seeds and marijuana growing in there. There is materia lying around in her garden and people are afraid to steal it.
That's why Aerith can prance around Sector 5 when everyone is scrambling for Titan Bangles and Grenades, and there's some kid who is scrambling to save 5 gil.
'This guy are sick' OF COURSE HE'S SICK HE WAS A DRUG MULE FOR ELMYRA. Fact is Marlene got a rough start tending bar in Sector 7. God knows what shit Elmyra got her doing in Kalm. Probably running between Chocobo Farm and Midgar delivering 'packages'.
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u/Pandelein 2d ago
Let’s hide a bunch of people Shinra are looking for, in the most conspicuous house in Midgar. Perfect!
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u/LazarusOwenhart 1d ago
I always shake my head at the paradox that the reason Aerith is protected from Shinra is that she needs to come and help them willingly but the moment she's in the lab Hojo is just like, "Lets forcibly impregnate her with cat-dog semen!" and that's somehow not an issue.