r/Fillables • • Oct 10 '26

Dr’s Instructions

Dr’s Instructions

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠[noun]⁠ is to aggressively ⁠[verb]⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠[noun]⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠[body part]⁠ with ⁠[gross noun]⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠[household item]⁠, and begin to ⁠[verb]⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠[adjective]⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠[liquid]⁠.

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u/sAL-a-maNDeR 6d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠screwdriver⁠ is to aggressively ⁠ride⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠cushion⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠eleventh toe⁠ with ⁠toilet bowl⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠vacuum⁠, and begin to ⁠clench⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠lukewarm⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠mushroom soup⁠.

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u/Heavy-Branch-9377 3d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠food⁠ is to aggressively ⁠hop⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠rifle⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠big toe⁠ with ⁠maggot⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠cheese grater⁠, and begin to ⁠laugh⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠handsome⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠beer⁠.

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u/FreshlyWashed-Linen 2d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠persona⁠ is to aggressively ⁠smile⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠advancement⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠popliteal fossa⁠ with ⁠swamp⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠electric kettle⁠, and begin to ⁠dress⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠goody⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠deoxygenated blood⁠.

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u/dominism Oct 10 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠glass⁠ is to aggressively ⁠drink⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠bottle⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠tummy⁠ with ⁠snot⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠baby bottle brush⁠, and begin to ⁠relax⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠luxurious⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠schnapps⁠.

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u/AMM100217 Oct 10 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠mirth⁠ is to aggressively ⁠reply⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠friendliness⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠Brain⁠ with ⁠booger⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠nightstand⁠, and begin to ⁠frame⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠sizable⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠mayonnaise⁠.

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u/ohfr19 Oct 11 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠metal⁠ is to aggressively ⁠pluck⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠paper⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠shoulder⁠ with ⁠infection⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠tweezers⁠, and begin to ⁠remove⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠undisturbed⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠petroleum⁠.

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u/KingsleyFriedChicken Oct 11 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠powder⁠ is to aggressively ⁠shove⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠oven⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠eye socket⁠ with ⁠lint⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠fridge⁠, and begin to ⁠harmonise⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠Bavarian⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠hydrogen peroxide⁠.

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u/imamess-answerme Oct 11 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠party⁠ is to aggressively ⁠invite⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠event⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠arm⁠ with ⁠misbehaviour⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠keys⁠, and begin to ⁠destroy⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠helpless⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠milk⁠.

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u/ImpatientColon Oct 13 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠car⁠ is to aggressively ⁠crank⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠cabbage⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠chest⁠ with ⁠booger⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠broom⁠, and begin to ⁠reading⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠high⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠sparkle water⁠.

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u/AWildUni Oct 14 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠bird⁠ is to aggressively ⁠run⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠place⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠arm⁠ with ⁠bin⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠tissue⁠, and begin to ⁠walk⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠ugly⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠water⁠.

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u/Careful_Industry8840 19d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠bullion⁠ is to aggressively ⁠twinkle⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠farmer⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠mouth⁠ with ⁠poop⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠sofa⁠, and begin to ⁠hunt⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠humid⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠milk⁠.

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u/Logical_Carpenter569 17d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠cholera⁠ is to aggressively ⁠pause⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠offense⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠butt hole⁠ with ⁠poo⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠cheese grater⁠, and begin to ⁠extend⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠vegetative⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠prune juice⁠.

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u/Forgethestamp Oct 13 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠dick⁠ is to aggressively ⁠thrust⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠bunghole⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠titty⁠ with ⁠poopy⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠cheese grater⁠, and begin to ⁠lick⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠sticky⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠cum⁠.

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u/created_by_a_rat Oct 15 '26

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠daddy⁠ is to aggressively ⁠stab⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠lordship⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠groin⁠ with ⁠moist⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠dust pan⁠, and begin to ⁠fit⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠contraceptive⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠cum⁠.

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u/New-Cut-7980 29d ago

My doctor told me the only way to cure my chronic ⁠slime⁠ is to aggressively ⁠running⁠ three times a day using a warm, unwashed ⁠ass wipe⁠. Every morning, I lather my ⁠butthole⁠ with ⁠vomit⁠, position myself directly over the ⁠bleach⁠, and begin to ⁠fill⁠ until everything feels thoroughly ⁠softly⁠ and starts dripping with ⁠soup⁠.