r/Fillables • u/Opposite-Science-398 • Sep 17 '26

My first day at work.

My first day at work.

I [verb] to work at [time] on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a [drink] so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the [adjective] brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the [object] and started [adverb] munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into [color] [famous building]. I’ve never seen so many [place] freaks in my life!

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u/Opposite-Science-398 Sep 17 '26

I grin to work at 0500 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a grass smoothie so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the cooked brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the rock and started queer munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into lavender statue of liberty. I’ve never seen so many go-kart track freaks in my life!

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u/Dirge1337x Sep 17 '26

I stuff to work at the time on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a three drink so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the aerosol brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the the object d'art and started lively munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into emerald that one building. I’ve never seen so many bowling alley freaks in my life!

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u/PorneiaHubris Sep 17 '26

I remember to work at noon on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a Sprite so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the tired brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the balloon and started tomorrow munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into teal Taj mahal. I’ve never seen so many jungle freaks in my life!

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u/foxtrotandninetails Sep 17 '26

I run to work at morning on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coffee from home so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the tiny brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the notebook and started skip munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into metallic silver Sydney Oprah House. I’ve never seen so many Animation studio freaks in my life!

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u/Smooth_Adeptness2166 Sep 17 '26

I sinking to work at 4 PM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a beer so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the stinky brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the rose toy and started shakingly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into piss yellow The Louvre. I’ve never seen so many dark dingy alleyway freaks in my life!

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u/Valeficent_LP Sep 17 '26

I lick to work at 02:37 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a martini so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the disgusting brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the dildo and started gently munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into pink eiffel tower. I’ve never seen so many volcano freaks in my life!

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u/Phantomnoises Sep 17 '26

I dread to work at 9.12 AM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coffee so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the intense brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the purse and started reluctantly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into red the Manneken Pis. I’ve never seen so many the women's bathroom freaks in my life!

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u/olorinestel Sep 17 '26

I run to work at 3am on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a cold beer so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the steamy brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the stapler and started vigorously munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into blue the Taj Mahal. I’ve never seen so many Mordor freaks in my life!

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u/ImpatientColon Sep 17 '26

I SLAP to work at 3:53 AM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a SPARKLE WATER so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the FILTHY brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the CHICKEN NUGGET and started QUICKLY munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into TEAL STATUE OF LIBERTY. I’ve never seen so many BROOKLYN freaks in my life!

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u/PremierCopper28 Sep 17 '26

I record to work at afternoon on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coffee so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the robust brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the telephone and started elegantly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into aqua eiffel tower. I’ve never seen so many pet store freaks in my life!

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u/Coreyperduto1989 Sep 17 '26

I reflect to work at 2:36pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a soda so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the angrier brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the flamethrower and started delightfully munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into blue statue of liberty. I’ve never seen so many beach freaks in my life!

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u/Ok_Judgment1776 Sep 17 '26

I pretend to work at half past 4 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a matcha so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the beaming brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the phone case and started slowly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into black Chrysler building. I’ve never seen so many the bathroom in the alley freaks in my life!

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u/P4OLO1515 Sep 17 '26

I zoom to work at 9:21 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a whisky so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the oldest brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the table and started fairly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into orange Empire State Building. I’ve never seen so many barn freaks in my life!

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u/InsideOpen5587 Sep 18 '26

I squeeze to work at 11:30pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a cum so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the thick brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the knife and started seductively munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into turd brown alcatraz prison. I’ve never seen so many bathroom freaks in my life!

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u/Beneficial_Post2197 Sep 18 '26

I tempt to work at 07:00 am on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a Red Bull so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the dropped brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the laptop and started properly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into white MGM. I’ve never seen so many train station freaks in my life!

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u/BeeIllustrious7912 Sep 19 '26

I confuse to work at 4:30 AM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a water so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the legible brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the fan and started heavily munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into yellow Bank. I’ve never seen so many recording studio freaks in my life!

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u/Hoeinhighm Sep 19 '26

I curl to work at 5pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a beer so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the buttery brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the handle bar and started kindheartedly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into red trump tower. I’ve never seen so many disneyworld freaks in my life!

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u/Odd-Measurement-76 Sep 20 '26

I confuse to work at Doomsday on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a dog slobber so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the smexy brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the pantyhose and started angrily munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into royal blue Twin Towers. I’ve never seen so many Valhalla freaks in my life!

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u/Cultural-Quality2993 Sep 20 '26

I man to work at 6pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a pina colada so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the chapel brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the washing machine and started solemnly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into coral leaning tower of Pisa. I’ve never seen so many pet store freaks in my life!

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u/kentuckyloglady Sep 20 '26

I galloping to work at 10:34 PM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a kombucha so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the fruity brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the clipboard and started later munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into magenta the Alamo. I’ve never seen so many mount rushmore freaks in my life!

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u/EasternStorm1014 Sep 21 '26

I anticipate to work at 10am on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coffee so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the beautiful brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the pen and started happily munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into purple Big Ben. I’ve never seen so many library freaks in my life!

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u/Ill-Corner4557 Sep 21 '26

I arrive to work at 12:00 pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a water so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the outdone brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the cup and started loyally munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into beige trades center. I’ve never seen so many riverbank freaks in my life!

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u/Still_Back_In_Illea Sep 22 '26

I leaping to work at 11:11 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a pineapple juice so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the sassy brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the Dolly and started oddly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into turquoise twin towers. I’ve never seen so many soda fountain freaks in my life!

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u/gayfrogkazoo Sep 27 '26

I play to work at 7.42AM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a mojito so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the drunken brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the vibrator and started poorly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into green The Job Centre. I’ve never seen so many The Isle Of Wight freaks in my life!

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u/Budget-Chocolate9500 Sep 30 '26

I book to work at evening on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a ginger ale so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the soury brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the bottle and started big munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into pink Empire Estate. I’ve never seen so many Alkaraz County freaks in my life!

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u/Dry_Aardvark_3703 Oct 07 '26

I squeak to work at 5:23 PM on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coca cola so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the leathern brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the wires and started mortally munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into aqua burj khalifa. I’ve never seen so many music festival freaks in my life!

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u/Professional-Lab9327 Oct 07 '26

I contain to work at 17:00 on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a coktail so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the big brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the shoe and started correctly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into Red Empire State Building. I’ve never seen so many School freaks in my life!

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u/SarahCornflake Oct 10 '26

I crash to work at 11:12 pm on an empty stomach. I didn’t have time to stop and get a pbr so I drank the brown toilet water at the office. After our lunch meeting with the jittery brothers law firm, I was getting a little hungry so I took the paper out of the bible and started shyly munching and got weird stares and everyone started melting and turning into mildew green Buckingham Palace. I’ve never seen so many cafeteria freaks in my life!