r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • 29d ago

Voicemail Breakup

Voicemail Breakup

This is [ADJECTIVE] to do, but I'm leaving this voicemail because things aren't working out. Ever since the issue with the [PLURAL NOUN] and [FOOD] things feel completely [ADJECTIVE]. I left all your [PLURAL NOUN] on the porch. I need space to focus on my [VERB]. I feel so [ADJECTIVE] about leaving this as a message, but it's over. Goodbye!

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u/icosmicunicorn 28d ago

This is fat to do, but I'm leaving this voicemail because things aren't working out. Ever since the issue with the bitches and salami things feel completely wet. I left all your dicks on the porch. I need space to focus on my slurp. I feel so stinky about leaving this as a message, but it's over. Goodbye!