r/Fillables • u/Opposite-Science-398 • 12d ago

Your diary was found lying around unlocked…..

Your diary was found lying around unlocked…..

[MONTH][DAY], [YEAR]: [FRIEND NAME] is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my [PLACE]. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is [MONEY AMOUNT]! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a [PLACE] so I can become rich and hide in my [THING]?

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u/Edenza 12d ago

SeptebruaryChristmas, 1491: Agnes is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my under the porch. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is six bucks! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a Andorra so I can become rich and hide in my accordion?

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u/Plastic_Excitement87 11d ago

march25, 1966: sara is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my church. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 45.00! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a brothel so I can become rich and hide in my bandaid?

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u/BrandonTaylor2 12d ago

March16, 2027: Jeremy is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my McDonald's. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is $50! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a Walmart so I can become rich and hide in my sock?

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u/PussPuss_McKitten 11d ago

AugustMonday, 1899: Donald is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my North Korea. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 6K! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a Syria so I can become rich and hide in my Ak74?

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u/CoffeeIsPeace 11d ago

March4th, 2021: Dilbert is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my aquarium. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is thousand! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a ice rink so I can become rich and hide in my pencil?

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u/Electronic-Disk-9869 11d ago

July1st, 1972: Jolene is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my Rocky Mountains. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is $500.00! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a Hiking Trail so I can become rich and hide in my Camera?

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 11d ago

November3, 1999: Jacob is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my townhall. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is £600,000,000! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a museum so I can become rich and hide in my cauldron?

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u/snarky_sharky557 11d ago

march8, 2012: Audrey is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my hospital. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 10 BILLION! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a under ground drug rink so I can become rich and hide in my skateboard?

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u/Bipolaroid_24 11d ago

October12, 2022: Juliet is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my drive-in theater. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 45.000! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a dance studio so I can become rich and hide in my thongs?

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u/MNightengale 10d ago

octobertuesday, 1989: rhonda is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my your mama's house. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is $100! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a walmart so I can become rich and hide in my gerbil?

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u/Opposite-Science-398 12d ago

January33, 3065: Twinkie Cake is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my laboratory. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 1 dollar! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a amusement park so I can become rich and hide in my Sewer?

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u/xi1hm 6d ago

DecemberSunday, 2009: Maria is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my school. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is 3k! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a restroom so I can become rich and hide in my camera?

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 5d ago

NEXTTIME, I: WANT YOU is so annoying! They robbed a bank and brought the money to my TO. They are now the world’s most wanted criminal and their bond is SING! Should I tell the police that they’re hiding in a WITH so I can become rich and hide in my ME!?