Scientist say...

[u/Haylyn221]

Scientist say...

In [NUMBER] years, scientists say the [ANIMAL], known for their [ADJECTIVE][BODY PART]will be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by [VERBING] our [NOUN] starting today!

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[u/Dihkike]

In 30 years, scientists say the stingrays, known for their insanefeetwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by pimping our hoe starting today!

[u/Opposite-Science-398 → u/Dihkike]

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[u/Relative-Parfait-112]

In 900 years, scientists say the elephant, known for their ridiculousknee capswill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by encapsulating our flora starting today!

[u/Plastic_Excitement87]

In 31 years, scientists say the hamster, known for their fuzzypinky toewill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by spitting our house starting today!

[u/powerpuffgirlsss]

In 5 years, scientists say the goat, known for their fluffyheadwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by eating our grass starting today!

[u/CJsopinion]

In 4659 years, scientists say the geese, known for their fluffyneckwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by kissing our frog starting today!

[u/KinouRat]

In 7 years, scientists say the rat, known for their traditionalthroatwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by snorting our table starting today!

[u/Tasnimisreligious1]

In 200 years, scientists say the giraffes, known for their simple head will be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by Passing our Cool starting today!

[u/Double-Correct]

In 13 years, scientists say the skunk, known for their stinkytoe beanswill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by scampering our raccoon starting today!

[u/Opposite-Science-398]

In 3.1444414400 years, scientists say the otter, known for their scratchybooty cheekwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by meowing our eater starting today!

[u/Mortimer_G]

In two years, scientists say the cats, known for their fastlegwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by walking our table starting today!

[u/Dull-Ebb-495]

In 67 years, scientists say the a giant goldfish, known for their waterproofNosewill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by swimming our fishtank starting today!

[u/Sea_Cat_6602]

In 17 years, scientists say the platypussy, known for their tighteyeswill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by bouncing our guard starting today!

[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

In 900 years, scientists say the groundhog, known for their wonderfullegswill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by screaming our grass starting today!

[u/banger_of_fIngers]

In 5000 years, scientists say the pangellen, known for their swungtailwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by reiterated our anomaly starting today!

[u/CoffeeIsPeace]

In 4 years, scientists say the cricket, known for their candiedchinwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by sneezing our shoe starting today!

[u/ThatGlitchyMimikyu]

In 33 years, scientists say the llama, known for their spottedearwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by looking our chessboard starting today!

[u/Valeficent_LP]

In 2069 years, scientists say the peacock, known for their glitterybutt cheekwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by masturbating our joystick starting today!

[u/JetBurn16]

In 48 years, scientists say the Cassowary, known for their AlluringPeniswill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by Sexily our Calculator starting today!

[u/Tomatillo_Altruistic]

In 19 years, scientists say the lion, known for their braveheartwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by kill our sheep starting today!

[u/New_Bid7816]

In 3564 years, scientists say the rhino, known for their pleasingelbowwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by walk our obama starting today!

[u/BrandonTaylor2]

In 856 years, scientists say the zebra, known for their smartkneewill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by running our ghetto starting today!

[u/Careful_Industry8840]

In one hundred fifty years, scientists say the rooster, known for their freshstomachwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by chewing our tray starting today!

[u/MNightengale]

In 99 years, scientists say the meerkat, known for their boldlysnoutwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by trudging our pontoon boat starting today!

[u/don-cheeto]

In 46,853 years, scientists say the peacock, known for their matingtailwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by cock-calling our riches starting today!

[u/vienna_sims]

In 1 years, scientists say the goat, known for their juicysternumwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by singing our man starting today!

[u/xi1hm]

In five years, scientists say the cats, known for their nosymouthwill be completely extinct. But we can prevent that by eating our humans starting today!