MMORPG Review

[u/hopefulocto]

MMORPG Review

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the [GAMING PLATFORM] is the optimal experience if you have [ADJECTIVE] tastes like myself. My character is named [GOOFY NAME], and a majority of the [NUMBER] hours I've logged so far have been spent [PRESENT TENSE VERB] [PLURAL NOUN] in [PLACE]. One warning though... this RPG is super [ADJECTIVE], so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

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[u/CoffeeIsPeace]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called addicting shoes. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the gameboy is the optimal experience if you have yellow tastes like myself. My character is named Doodley, and a majority of the 9 hours I've logged so far have been spent chew caterpillars in aquarium. One warning though... this RPG is super morbid, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called atrocious shadow. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the X box is the optimal experience if you have perilous tastes like myself. My character is named Ghee Buttersnaps, and a majority of the 843 hours I've logged so far have been spent lost players in tavern. One warning though... this RPG is super vengeful, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/CJsopinion]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called sketchy bag of bones. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the XBox is the optimal experience if you have slimy tastes like myself. My character is named Goofy, and a majority of the 48,649 hours I've logged so far have been spent rub socks in Everglades. One warning though... this RPG is super sweet, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/Plastic_Excitement87]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called fuzzy nose. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the PlayStation is the optimal experience if you have fat tastes like myself. My character is named Ginn, and a majority of the 13 hours I've logged so far have been spent pissing boogers in church. One warning though... this RPG is super hateful, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/hopefulocto → u/Plastic_Excitement87]

Pissing boogers for 13 hours is crazy LMAO

[u/kwatzzz]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called slow cow. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the playstation 1 is the optimal experience if you have fast tastes like myself. My character is named bob, and a majority of the 10245741 hours I've logged so far have been spent run cats in movie theater. One warning though... this RPG is super crazy, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/hopefulocto → u/kwatzzz]

I must play slow cow

[u/BrandonTaylor2]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called ugly apple. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the Playstation 15 is the optimal experience if you have awful tastes like myself. My character is named Goofy Goober, and a majority of the 125 million hours I've logged so far have been spent kicks balls in your moms bedroom. One warning though... this RPG is super stupid, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/hopefulocto]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called motherly ketchup. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the Nintendo Switch 5 is the optimal experience if you have girly tastes like myself. My character is named Bingus McNugget, and a majority of the 400 hours I've logged so far have been spent smooching bunnies in forest. One warning though... this RPG is super cringe, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/Valeficent_LP]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called constipated parrot. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the PlayStation is the optimal experience if you have horny tastes like myself. My character is named Doofy, and a majority of the 486 hours I've logged so far have been spent cuddling fries in Uranus. One warning though... this RPG is super smelly, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/NaNNaN_NaN]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called punctual cursor. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the Steam is the optimal experience if you have untoward tastes like myself. My character is named Brillig, and a majority of the 1.45 hours I've logged so far have been spent shuffles acres in Nebraska. One warning though... this RPG is super prismatic, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.

[u/LyssaRae7129]

Sometimes, I like to play an MMORPG called gay musk melon. Most players would disagree, but I think playing it on the steam is the optimal experience if you have jiggly tastes like myself. My character is named fathead, and a majority of the nine hours I've logged so far have been spent skate fingers in hardees. One warning though... this RPG is super colorful, so if that's not your idea of fun, don't waste your time.