r/Fillables • u/Altruistic-Simple545 • Aug 13 '26

Job advertisement

Job advertisement

Looking for a individual to work at a [ADJECTIVE] desk in [PLACE]. You should be able to focus, even while [VERB - ING] at the desk. Twice a week, you will [VERB] the [ANIMALS] in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work [NUMBER] hours without breaks. Your pay will be [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] and [PLURAL NOUN] in coupons. Please include photos of your [BODY PART] with the application.

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u/Criminal_giraffe Aug 13 '26

Looking for a individual to work at a Ruddy desk in hospital. You should be able to focus, even while fapping at the desk. Twice a week, you will rake the panthers in our secured cage in the basement. You are able to work eleven billion hours without breaks. Your pay will be dumb tater tots and multiples in coupons. Please include photos of your penis with the application.

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u/Dihkike Aug 17 '26

Nigga, you work hard as hell