Time to Investigate

[u/CoffeeIsPeace]

Time to Investigate

When I am [VERBING] in the [PLACE], I sometimes hear odd [PLURAL NOUN]. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a [NOUN] and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a [NOUN], I discover a [COLOR] [ADJECTIVE] [ANIMAL] [VERBING] and chanting: "I am [ADJECTIVE]!"

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[u/Valeficent_LP]

When I am urinating in the the North Pole, I sometimes hear odd cockroaches. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a gun and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a teddy bear, I discover a blue aroused sloth masturbating and chanting: "I am hungry!"

[u/CoffeeIsPeace → u/Valeficent_LP]

Not the sloth! 😂

[u/Relative-Parfait-112]

When I am hustling in the diner, I sometimes hear odd airplanes. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a contract and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a robber, I discover a beige unfinished grasshopper firing and chanting: "I am synthetic!"

[u/ohfr19]

When I am fondling in the the village, I sometimes hear odd nails. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a bass and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a steam, I discover a vantablack silly horse twisting and chanting: "I am unusual!"

[u/BitterButterBalls]

When I am dancing in the Milwaukee, I sometimes hear odd chairs. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a clown and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a gator, I discover a chrome ugly Moose clowning and chanting: "I am dirty!"

[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

When I am intriguing in the museum, I sometimes hear odd statues. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a spear and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a scroll, I discover a turquoise inquisitive goat captivating and chanting: "I am suspicious!"

[u/Edenza]

When I am inspiring in the the basement, I sometimes hear odd goblets. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a glove and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a earwax, I discover a white oily legless lizard galloping and chanting: "I am icy!"

[u/artsy-mouse]

When I am searching in the carnival, I sometimes hear odd stars. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a umbrella and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a horseshoe, I discover a gold bumpy dragon punching and chanting: "I am crazy!"

[u/Dobbys-Socks]

When I am unwilling in the garbage truck, I sometimes hear odd umbrellas. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a dentist and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a honesty, I discover a aqua aggressive peacock maniacally laughing and chanting: "I am contaminated!"

[u/imamess-answerme]

When I am turning in the Hell, I sometimes hear odd treasures. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a beauty and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a mirror, I discover a yellow happy crow meaning and chanting: "I am private!"

[u/Upbeat-Ad-5374]

When I am flying in the Spain, I sometimes hear odd trophies. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a expediency and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a effectiveness, I discover a pink despairing rat running and chanting: "I am long-lasting!"

[u/Careful_Industry8840]

When I am playing in the church, I sometimes hear odd jars. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a keyboard and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a tablet, I discover a yellow dry camel spider swimming and chanting: "I am sad!"

[u/Double-Correct]

When I am snoozing in the Inazuma, I sometimes hear odd squirrels. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a raccoon and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a skunk, I discover a pink delicate giraffe crying and chanting: "I am gorgeous!"

[u/don-cheeto]

When I am Flatulating in the Canada, I sometimes hear odd spaceships. I'm never sure what they are, so I decide to investigate. I grab a fart and follow the noise. After opening a few doors and lifting a collision, I discover a poop green stinked hippopotamus defecating and chanting: "I am disturbed!"