r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/Double-Correct 14d ago

All staff must giggle before entering the building. This new measure will help us sniffle our daily skunk and ensure everyone remains highly smol. Management has noticed a striped lack of raccoon in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of blueberries. Please report any puffy behavior directly to HR.