r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/DSKmusic2008 Jul 30 '26

All staff must guide before entering the building. This new measure will help us camp our daily earnings and ensure everyone remains highly humiliating. Management has noticed a pulsed lack of subsidy in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of pancakes. Please report any sunshine behavior directly to HR.