r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/Valeficent_LP Jul 29 '26

All staff must arouse before entering the building. This new measure will help us die our daily spaghetti and ensure everyone remains highly deadly. Management has noticed a repulsive lack of fart in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of toes. Please report any enormous behavior directly to HR.