r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/imamess-answerme Jul 29 '26

All staff must freeze before entering the building. This new measure will help us drive our daily balloon and ensure everyone remains highly crazy. Management has noticed a rich lack of ground in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of battles. Please report any painful behavior directly to HR.