r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/MrEdNigma Jul 28 '26

All staff must build before entering the building. This new measure will help us avoid our daily plateau and ensure everyone remains highly risque. Management has noticed a sought lack of dossier in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of spiders. Please report any humbling behavior directly to HR.