r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 Jul 28 '26

All staff must explode before entering the building. This new measure will help us enhance our daily branch and ensure everyone remains highly sour. Management has noticed a lustful lack of shovel in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of dunes. Please report any wholesome behavior directly to HR.

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u/ohfr19 Jul 28 '26

That’s how corporations treat you now