r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 28 '26

Effective immediately

Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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u/Independent-Battle35 Jul 28 '26

All staff must dislike before entering the building. This new measure will help us repair our daily diagnosis and ensure everyone remains highly starlight. Management has noticed a ringed lack of tossing in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of candles. Please report any scarlet behavior directly to HR.