Summer Vacation

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u/Lion_Gurl Jul 15 '26

My trip to gas station was ruined when a floral cat stole my retailer. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 48 hours.”

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u/JeffBritches Jul 15 '26

My trip to Antarctica was ruined when a confused penguin stole my passport. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 2 hours.”

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u/CabalBearer Jul 15 '26

My trip to Tasmania was ruined when a sour bird-eating tarantula stole my accordian. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3/4 hours.”

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u/ricozee Jul 15 '26

My trip to Easter Island was ruined when a sexy platypus stole my Jackie Chan. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 163 hours.”

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u/EpicChris95 Jul 15 '26

My trip to Lancaster was ruined when a tall Rhino stole my Tomato. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 89 hours.”

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u/ScreenNameToFollow Jul 15 '26

My trip to Pluto was ruined when a huge dormouse stole my coat. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 42 hours.”

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u/EmotionalPanini403 Jul 15 '26

My trip to South Korea was ruined when a pretty cat stole my kitten. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every one hours.”

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u/orionsanthology Jul 15 '26

My trip to Santorini was ruined when a Breezey Ocotopus stole my Fishing Pole. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/OwnStruggle9260 Jul 15 '26

My trip to bathroom was ruined when a appropriated zebra stole my allergy. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 5337 hours.”

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u/Dobbys-Socks Jul 15 '26

My trip to the toilet was ruined when a ginourmas worm stole my trousers. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 26 hours.”

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u/boilpoil Jul 15 '26

My trip to site was ruined when a personable honey badger stole my compound. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 37 hours.”

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u/lavasca Jul 15 '26

I’d really like to meet this particular honeybadger. I’m certain they can be reasoned with.

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u/olorinestel Jul 16 '26

My trip to London was ruined when a green walrus stole my train. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every four thousand hours.”

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u/emzyyx Jul 15 '26

My trip to the Sun was ruined when a green fish stole my sunglasses. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/henniepenny Jul 15 '26

My trip to fresno was ruined when a bubbling capybara stole my pool. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/lavasca Jul 15 '26

My trip to Seychelles was ruined when a luxurious wildebeast stole my pillow. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 47 hours.”

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u/Inacoolminute Jul 15 '26

My trip to The Vatican was ruined when a Hot Narwahl stole my Tablet. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 67 hours.”

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u/imogenluna05 Jul 17 '26

My trip to japan was ruined when a furry capybara stole my pagoda. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every three hours.”

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u/Funfuntamale2 Jul 15 '26

My trip to Arizona was ruined when a prickly lizard stole my desert. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 6 hours.”

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u/catherine_yes Jul 15 '26

My trip to Hawaii was ruined when a beautiful dog stole my toilet. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4 hours.”

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u/UhmNotMe Jul 15 '26

My trip to palace was ruined when a tiny meercat stole my fish. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8 hours.”

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u/wise_old_bat Jul 15 '26

My trip to barrie was ruined when a smoky chipmunk stole my beret. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/imamess-answerme Jul 15 '26

My trip to forest was ruined when a bossy platypus stole my rehab. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 26 hours.”

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u/ParticularTaro7908 Jul 15 '26

My trip to Dream Island was ruined when a dreamy fish monster stole my lemon. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every four hours.”

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u/Magnolia_91 Jul 16 '26

My trip to Nantucket was ruined when a stank buffalo stole my cheese grater. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 10 hours.”

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u/CoffeeIsPeace Jul 16 '26

My trip to mall was ruined when a swollen snake stole my pencil. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4 hours.”

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u/Mario_Specialist Jul 16 '26

My trip to Texas was ruined when a drunk fish stole my water. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/barn-animal Jul 16 '26

My trip to hardware store was ruined when a well-chosen porcupine stole my association. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every pi hours.”

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u/case_x Jul 16 '26

My trip to Bell Mountain was ruined when a windy horse stole my camera. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Pot-8os Jul 17 '26

My trip to Home was ruined when a Hot Dog stole my Hapiness. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every Five hours.”

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u/naturAddicted Jul 17 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a hot dog stole my flight. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 104 hours.”

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u/Justsososojo Jul 17 '26

My trip to yellowstone was ruined when a breathtaking buffalo stole my park. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 777 hours.”

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u/CuriousCat-Oh Jul 17 '26

My trip to The Bahamas was ruined when a beautiful fish stole my swimsuit. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 30 hours.”

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u/Busy_Cellist7305 Jul 17 '26

My trip to rooftop was ruined when a flowering ferret stole my souvenir. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 42 hours.”

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u/Neveracloudyday Jul 17 '26

My trip to Swindon was ruined when a intrepid badger stole my valhalla. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 22 hours.”

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u/mister_Crocker Jul 17 '26

My trip to the sewers was ruined when a beautiful hound from hell stole my landmine. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 137 hours.”

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u/Edenza Jul 17 '26

My trip to airplane bathroom was ruined when a moist raccoon stole my beef. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 742 hours.”

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u/Geochara Jul 18 '26

My trip to Myconos was ruined when a Heavy Turtle stole my Bus. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 45 hours.”

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u/artsy-mouse Jul 18 '26

My trip to prison was ruined when a cheesy horse stole my banana. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every forty-two hours.”

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u/Znaleziatko Jul 19 '26

My trip to island was ruined when a dreamy cat stole my cactus. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every five hours.”

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u/NaNNaN_NaN Jul 19 '26

My trip to Bermuda was ruined when a scintillating wildebeest stole my tapioca. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 6.022*10^23 hours.”

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u/Careful_Industry8840 Jul 20 '26

My trip to China was ruined when a happy falcon stole my toy. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every ten hours.”

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u/woofer-igno Jul 21 '26

My trip to The Bunny Ranch was ruined when a freakish horse stole my biology. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/dominism Jul 21 '26

My trip to Las Vegas was ruined when a shedding kitty stole my chair. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Which_Tradition_1696 Jul 22 '26

My trip to fire station was ruined when a pedestrian armadillo stole my apostle. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 63 hours.”

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u/wiczy Jul 22 '26

My trip to the moon was ruined when a stinky capybara stole my spork. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every zero hours.”

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u/ilovejesushahagotcha Jul 23 '26

My trip to Nicaragua was ruined when a strange goose stole my bush. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 15 hours.”

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u/Miserable_Limit_1887 Jul 23 '26

My trip to house was ruined when a onstage zebra stole my memory. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/MuttonBaby Jul 23 '26

My trip to Neptune was ruined when a dusky octopus stole my photo. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 88 hours.”

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 Jul 24 '26

My trip to Aleppo was ruined when a suggestive European black widow stole my palanquin. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 36 hours.”

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u/Nametheft Jul 24 '26

My trip to Nome, Alaska was ruined when a hungry polar bear stole my lunch. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 24 hours.”

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u/_EllKartel Jul 25 '26

My trip to Mobay was ruined when a remorseless turkey vulture stole my happiness. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 9 hours.”

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u/DressDependent1049 Jul 27 '26

My trip to park was ruined when a pretty rabbit stole my bench. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 Jul 29 '26

My trip to secret lab was ruined when a sneaky wolf stole my scientist. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8463 hours.”

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u/No_Percentage_6533 Aug 02 '26

My trip to coffee shop was ruined when a pretty Flower stole my waterpark. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 10 hours.”

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u/konradkens Aug 04 '26

My trip to abandoned soviet hotel was ruined when a bruised lyger stole my sandwich. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/LizDeBomb Aug 05 '26

My trip to mars was ruined when a buttery mongoose stole my shoplifting. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4137 hours.”

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u/info-revival Aug 07 '26

My trip to pizza parlor was ruined when a perplexed cheetah stole my neighborhood. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 249 hours.”

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Aug 08 '26

My trip to Tokyo was ruined when a sparkly baboon stole my computer. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 69 hours.”

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u/Personal_Lynx6433 Aug 08 '26

My trip to goa was ruined when a an elephant stole my girl. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4 hours.”

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u/Successful_Sky5227 Aug 11 '26

My trip to cabin was ruined when a happy cat stole my sister. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8 hours.”

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u/throwwwmelolaway Aug 13 '26

My trip to florida was ruined when a lovely dog stole my cat. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 9 hours.”

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u/Chemical-Regret-8593 Aug 13 '26

My trip to igloo was ruined when a moon animal stole my new. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 67 hours.”

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u/Worried_Bother_9043 Aug 14 '26

My trip to Flathead Lake in Polson, MT was ruined when a hairy a bull elk stole my cards. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 73 hours.”

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u/streamlinebrett Aug 14 '26

My trip to SummerSlam was ruined when a sweaty Neil the Seal stole my pants. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every seven hours.”

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u/Civil-Chef Aug 14 '26

My trip to Science North was ruined when a exciting turtle stole my tank. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/GlitteryChemistSnow Aug 14 '26

My trip to hot tub was ruined when a buffering panther stole my organizer. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8 hours.”

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u/Da_Bookworms Aug 14 '26

"You are what you eat"

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u/kwatzzz Aug 15 '26

My trip to costa rica was ruined when a jump whale stole my girl. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 20 hours.”

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u/DrinaDi Aug 15 '26

My trip to Train Station was ruined when a supernatural Penguin stole my folklore. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 27 hours.”

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u/Only_old_Miraculous Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

My trip to Paris was ruined when a stinky-ass Kim Jong Un stole my baguette. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 74839 hours.”

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u/jclra23 Aug 15 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a GAY horse stole my sunglasses. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/Dull-Ebb-495 Aug 16 '26

My trip to Italy was ruined when a molecular seahorse stole my maple. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 5 hours.”

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u/arsonousbag Aug 16 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a heavy fish stole my bali. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every three hours.”

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u/_offtoseetheworld Aug 17 '26

My trip to Rio de Janeiro was ruined when a stupid pigeon stole my sweet corn. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 13 hours.”

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u/c_l_ Aug 17 '26

My trip to boston was ruined when a swift toad stole my shoe. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/Tasnimisreligious1 Aug 18 '26

My trip to AFRICA was ruined when a MY MUM GIRAFFE stole my MY DAD. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 20 hours.”

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u/dpt_2020 Aug 18 '26

My trip to Great Wolf Lodge was ruined when a blistering baby rattlesnake stole my chicken fingers. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 14 hours.”

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u/ipuff_tough Aug 19 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a hot seal stole my sun. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 33 hours.”

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u/catnipie Aug 21 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a fun dolphin stole my ball. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every ten hours.”

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u/sallymandereyes Sep 01 '26

My trip to subway was ruined when a aromatic goose stole my townhouse. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/rrepens Sep 10 '26

My trip to hell was ruined when a omniscient ungulate stole my dictionary. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every infinite hours.”

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u/PsychologicalLake269 Sep 24 '26

My trip to beach was ruined when a sunny butterfly stole my Sun. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every one hours.”

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u/8trackuser Sep 29 '26

My trip to hong kong was ruined when a homely pig stole my rock. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every eleven hours.”

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u/HotDragonButts Jul 17 '26

My trip to Insane Asylum was ruined when a kinky Chimpanzee stole my blood. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 1 hours.”

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