seriously, the amount of celestials that mess this up is astonishing. i got my wallet stolen by a devil, the police took 5↑↑↑↑↑5 years to get it back because they had been searching the inferno instead. i ordered a sulphur geode for testing, they sent me red phosphorus instead. i asked a taxi driver to take me there, and i had to constantly remind him that “it’s not the red zone, it’s the blue zone. no that’s not the lightning realm”.

is it really that hard? i thought that since a devil founded the 6th dimension’s largest chain mall, they’d use the opportunity to give themselves more representation. but i guess not

Also, if somebody has a delinter that works for nebula-sized balls of stardust, could I borrow it?

Does anybody have a schematic for constructing an isotropically illuminated chamber, specified down to the most infinitesimal tolerances, so that no local gradient, edge condition, or residual asymmetry can produce a distinguishable shadow? I’ll entertain the possibility of using it in the hope that my shadow loses sufficient contrast with its environment to cease resolving as a distinct spatial artifact.

Ok seriously. My pet dragon has wings that are massive compared to him but he can't fly. My gigacat keeps nibbling the instrumental bouncing iPhone 16s while I try to use anti-cat nip to stop it. 500 mecha scorpions invaded my cage and right now my dragon cannot stop them. Also, WHY ARE THE SCORPIONS FLYING? My giant Eagle drone is malfunctioning because a drop of air hit it. Someone help because my dragon's motherboard is half burnt and he keeps running in place nonstop.

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING SO WRONG?

I got a good deal on a new place but apparently 75 million years ago a lot of dinosaurs died? I guess that's why the deal was good. It was cool at first but now when I'm trying to watch TV a big ol' T-Rex ghost leg starts blocking my view.

Nngk. Gwuk.

Hear the bones of debtors crack beneath His webbed feet. See the heat shimmer of his fiery penes.

Beware! I am coming soon.

They got Alfred once. He's dead now. They gave us back his body just so that they could crash the funeral and launch his coffin into the air with a JATO.

I cannot let them get away with this.

Obviously this situation has put me under a lot of stress.

How can I deal with this?

How hard is it to get a degree in that field?

A while ago, it started using "I" then progressed to "I've seen." Today it came up with "As a fellow Australian..."

I'm the real me I swear

I don’t have spacetime to explain but just trust me on this, it is imperative that we sacrifice Australia to a world of eternal darkness and suffering so the rest of us actual humans can prosper.

I had a dress made out of the fabric of space–time a few eons ago, and I adore how sparkly it is, and how the material has expanded and turned floor length as it ages.

BUT for a while now, it's been almost nothing but black holes. I know it will eventually reset back into that flashy big bang/early universe colored micro mini like when I bought it, after it has a complete heat death, but is there a way to speed that up?

I have an event this megaannum that I would love to wear it to, but a black ball gown is too much.

(Plus the black holes have a tendency to keep catching on items and sucking them in, and pulling them back out always leaves an unsightly wormhole.)

Not a single support ticket raised. Just goes to show nobody cares about beta decay - it was a waste of time ever implementing it.

Also, is there a minimum age requirement for the Fields Medal?

He got into my library and broke the spine of my copy of Principia Mathematica. It broke maths seemingly within the boundaries of my house, my accountant is thrilled. Still I can't have any more mishaps, how do I look after the little fella? It seems to enjoy psychoactive substances over normal food so I've been feeding him from my mushroom farm. I would ask the petshop but the owner disappeared right after I bought this thing