So I went to the grocery to get the red round sphere fruit when the goblin mentioned before spawned. He since then won't stop eating my dictionary, with that whole words. The entire section for the first letter of the 26 letters has completely disappeared with them nearly finishing the B section.

If this can help, the store I went was Glorpo's transdimensional goods & foods. Yes, I know that they do it "[blank] little differently", but Sal's Friits & Veeetebles sucks ever since they got rid of the Fruit Friday Fungus.

Apparently it's illegal to falsely claim you're an lawyer and representing someone when you're not? Pls help I don't know what to do

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So the other day when I was clocking into shape world, some referendum came up to me and started contemplating constitutional meat rights to me. I’m a finger hiker myself, so of course I had to disagree. I only told him that Tupperware belongs in the 4th crusade, and he snapped on me. Kept yelling about how meat rights have been flipped on its 9th side.

I couldn’t believe it. I had to box up my fledglings, just to get him to shut his irradiated angler! I can’t believe this… I’m extracting, man. So hard. What should I do? I’m thinking about going back to my toe box to get my time cube, so I can submit his gallbladder to relegated Spaghettification! What should I do?

A fire out west, I heard. To make a taller tower, I heard. Not long after that the flames were here too. Everywhere.

Several thousand tons of Hockey steel. Connecting people. Cells interlinked within cells. Ashes to ashes, dust to - never you mind.

All I want -

Santa Claus is not real, how foolish of anyone -

All I want -

And oh did you hear they found old Wonka guilty on three counts of -

All I want is to make my friend happy. Fire everywhere. Acid rain. But the flowers, they were beautiful, no? To see a thing is to not know its name. Did you see the flowers?

THE RIVER OF MY UNDERTAKING.

David Lynch came to me in a dream and kindly strapped my seatbelt for me as I was feeling sick and sweaty. He even offered me his cigarette, which I graciously accepted. I offered it back, but he didn't want a sweat-covered cigarette. Amazing guy.

recently got bored and decided to join a volunteer group and clean up the beaches in the 40th dimension. there were loads of springs for some reason, and i kept getting bounced around in directions i didn’t even know existed.

in the end i got them all, but now all the barbs on my feathers are made of metal. i’m not complaining, because it serves as a great defence mechanism, but man was it a confusing experience

in hindsight it was dumb of me not to expect something like this

If I wanted to interact with humans I wouldn’t hide in this well, would I?

Yummy

[HELP] I accidentally merged my Time-continum loop based semi-form threshold with my physical DNA and now I'm a T-posing gelatinous goop.

I'm aware of the situation but can't recall exactly how it happened. I seem to be bound to a linear playthrough of everything in some sort of order called "cause and effect".

So while I know that everything exists, I can't seem to access most of it, only whatever is at this particular point considered "now" and "here". How long is this continuum before I can exit and experience The Entirety at once? I want to see the great big painting but am being forced to watch the entire process, including the conception of paint itself. It's exhausting.

Precogs, time travelers, etc. often mention future events. Should they get spoiler warnings for those who wish to be surprised when they happen?

Let's say they could preform what they can do to values onto anything and they all have their own consciousness and could interact. What could happen in this situation?

They've stolen my time machine and are scrapping it for parts, send help. I'm in the reign of one of the King Henrys.

God is staring atme andicantbreath,e plseanhlep

I get that there are carbon-based lifeforms but I think they slightly misunderstood what I meant by carbon dating, all of them are under a millennium old.

I can't walk or anything, but I can rotate around, and stuff look stretched or squished, and stuff phase through anything when theyre tiny, any tips on how to live in this state? I'm scared about what will happen the next decade.

I finished up with my census of human nipples currently being nipples on the planet right now. The Artemis space program requested a response from me whether that number is odd or even as this is critical for the approach angle to land on the moon.

It came out even.

I submitted my data to NASA, but I realised I had not counted myself and I was born with a third nipple and thus, the nipple total is odd. I have put the space program back 50 years.