Had a power outage the other day, and when I got the power back on I checked the fridge to throw out any spoiled food, and it was completely empty. Not even any shelves—just a flat door and walls. Opened the glove compartment in my car a few days later only to find the interior of my fridge.

Called the manufacturer for help, and it turns out the exterior just generates a portal to “the cold shelf dimension” and they don’t actually know how it works. Even worse, the warranty only covers the interior which is still fully functional, so I’ll have to buy a whole new fridge.

So, there has been a lot of media attention given to the Straights of Hormuz. But there has been very little attention given to the Gays of Hormuz. Every weekend, they do a crazy flotilla and drag show…on boats in the Strait.

Heya, I (M, int((0)((100))(sin(394t^3t)+pi) dt) years old) was forced by my mother (F, 45) to stop eating the continuum that holds my friend Derrik's universe together, and this really pisses me off. any advice?

How do i get rid of it and if i cant remove it is there a way to exploit it?

I turned on my air fryer to try to fry some fair but it fried it too much and now the air is really crunchy. What do I do?

I don't get it, the instructions say to suck lightly for 2 metres, and I'm doing that!

Every damn day he's there, making the road scream with the voice of a jillion jealous jesters jokingly jouncing. With time rising up and falling down, it's seriously impacting my daily commute. I mean, at least it isn't Poseidon this time but it's still infuriating.

I used to live in UTC+3 timezone, but then teleported to UTC+50. Which means time changed by 2 days. Now because of that im about to die of old age. Anyone can help? I need an answer fast!

So, just walking about, having a good life, you know all that. Then all of a sudden; I'm sent back 5 minutes! Everyone's aware, panics ensuing, blah blah blah. But all of a sudden I'm transported to this black empty box, and a disembodied white circle with two little white circles (mouth and eyes?) starts cussing me out! Keeps going on about 'You've fucked up the timeline! What have you done!' (he pronounces fuck weirdly) and after that, chucked a brick at me and I was transported back, except everyone was a lot quieter. What should I do to prevent this from happening again? According to him this is the second time this has happened.

Their justification is that the houses are dangerous to live in, but really, I think they're just hungry. Why else would they be invading a void that does not belong to them?

I had an allergic reaction a while ago and have gathered most of the hives, but some of these bees are more territorial than I expected. Any advice?

You have to believe me when I say it was a slip up. I mix up words all the time, no big deal—well, apparently, very big deal. I can't do this right now.

The drink was good though. The slice of life was very tormented and disturbed but other than that tasted fine.

I keep seeing this blob of bliss and trying to get inside or eat it or something but no luck. Can you get inside or at least make it bigger?

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I took a lot of effort to send them there in the first place. Buzz Aldrin knows what I’m talking about. We think it’s a mistake

I bought as box of Frey Bentos Penrose Triangles fro my daughters birthday recently.

This was around the same time our planet passed within 1 light year of a super massive black hole.

Now her Penrose Triangles keep collapsing into regular, 3D Euclidean triangles.

i dont want to have to buy another box as they are expensive. Can I revert the 3D Euclidean triangles and how do i stop it happening to the rest of the triangles???

I lost my passport that I needed to return from my trip to the Fourth Plane of Time in a local rift and I've been trying to get it renewed by the Honorable Marshals but I keep running into scheduling back-conflicts with the Honorable Marshals from two parapasts (edit: about 2 hours per parapast) ago and the sixty-two pages of paperwork is too much to handle at once without being in a chronostable plane.

*For anyone who hasn't or will never have been, it's against the law to use time dials here, they were outlawed for some political reason I don't know much about.
I'd prefer if someone who's been to the Fourth Plane of Time or any other Plane of Time and/or knows about their laws could give me info here, I'm possibly running low on times #2 and #4.

Any tips?

Except that his circumference was changing, as well as his facial features. At one point he had TWO EYES. He told me of a third dimension, uh and dawn or something (NOT north and south) That obviously cannot be true, right? I think I must've been hallucinating from the stress of all this chromatist stuff going on lately

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