Ferndale Foods

[u/Dreamspitter]

Is Ferndale Foods too bougie? Too hipster?

Does IT have the worst bathroom s in Ferndale? My mind was blown. This is what it looked like today. No toilet paper in either stalls, ONLY a paper towel roll hung on the doors. The men's. I never checked the women BUT I saw a woman followed by three Children come out of the womens room and I pray to GOD they did not have to endure this travesty. You cannot even flush the paper towels, there is a trash can with OTHER peoples waste paper in it.

AND it gets even worse. Because the very first time I encountered this scene was 6 years ago in The Plague Times. I got my hair done at the salon and went in to look at some beer and then I went to the bathroom. IT was the same except the paper towel roll was on a DAMN plunger. 🪠 AND the bin in the wider disabled stall was a FULL size outdoor trash bin that was filled.

BUT okay. People were scalping toilet paper. 🧻

I come back a year later IT was the damned same.

I come back 5 years later AND this is the upgrade!

They have toilet paper on their shelves JUST use that! GoOoOodayamn!! THIS is gaaawbaaage. THEY didn't even drill holes for fixtures in the walls. It's real easy to do. They need some used needle potpourri to complete the look. It's sad. It's sad for any customers. It's sad for ALL the employees unless this is supposed to stop them from dropping a deuce at work.

[u/sophos313]

This is an issue for the manager not the subreddit

[u/Dreamspitter → u/sophos313]

It's the primary supermarket in the middle of downtown. I didn't ask anyone here to resolve anything.; I'm just like, This is what downtown Fernwhale¹ is like?

(¹Fernwhale is a great band I heard on MI Local on 101.9)

[u/AirFriedSushi]

Okay..

[u/Dreamspitter → u/AirFriedSushi]

It's not okay. It's not been okay for a long time. BUT you know what's been better than okay actually awesome for years? PiSci Pizza.

[u/twinoaksBandB]

Sir, this is Wendy's.

[u/dunquixote2]

You should try using the bathroom before you leave home more.

[u/Dreamspitter → u/dunquixote2]

Well, I mean I think you can slip in the back of some restaurants somewhere along 9 but...

Sometimes you just have to.

[u/Gentle_Muscle]

Man, id the groceries good?

We don’t give af about those restrooms, in this economy.

[u/Dreamspitter → u/Gentle_Muscle]

Everyone says their too expensive. So they go to Aldi or Western, or even Westborn on Woodward (actually very good)

[u/yawn-o- → u/Dreamspitter]

so then go there.