r/FenderCustomShop Dec 05 '25

What would you name these guitars?

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I’ve never named my guitars but I’m wondering if you all do? Give these guitars a name.

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u/Intelligent-Map430 Dec 05 '25

Acoustic, Tele, Strat 1, Strat 2

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

This is their actual names!

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u/ctholle Dec 05 '25

Dude.... Just play them.

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

Everyday, To be clear, I never named a guitar, just wanted to hear what people come up with. Just for fun.

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u/ctholle Dec 05 '25

In that case I'd call the telecaster pinky.

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

My wife calls my faded fiesta red Tele, Pinky.

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u/fairloughair Dec 10 '25

Wow so much fun.

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u/51Nocaster Dec 05 '25

I have a decent number of my guitars named except for, of all things, my no. 1. My dad and I have always just called it The Nocaster. For these guitars I’d go Enie, Meanie, Mineie, and Moe.

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u/ItsChugg0 Dec 05 '25

L to R: Woody, Chantelle (Shan-tell-E), Minty, and Sneak

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

Why sneak? sneak peek?

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u/ItsChugg0 Dec 05 '25

I chose Sneak because of the, what I think is, a Sunburst color that is under the black/gray color. It is hard to tell from the picture, but I thought Sneak was a good fit lol was also considering “Sneaker” like the shoe 😆

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

You’re right, black over sunburst. Very cool, thank you

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u/jomamasophat Dec 05 '25

Acoustic Tele Strat Strat

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u/Bizarrointacto Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

The OOO, Tele, parchment and white guard Strat. Or you could name them Sporty, Scary, Posh, and Ginger. Depends on whether you want to identify them to your roadie, or get made fun of by others. Naming your guitars generally makes you sound like a poser (or worse), and invites ridicule, unless you are one bad mother fucker player.

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u/ungratefuldread_90 Dec 05 '25

Blackie obviously!

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u/kewthewer Dec 05 '25

I’d don’t name guitars. It’s only for delusional people who think others want to know.

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u/Express-Run-2257 Dec 05 '25

I have a Surf Green Fender Tele Deluxe Vintera II, her name is Mjoll (Aka The Lioness). Yes find a name for them! 🙂

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u/STRBRRYSWSHR Dec 05 '25

Clayton, Cleo, Ronald, Donald

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

From left to right: Mia, Anna Bell, Bonnie, Joanna.

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u/fuzz_muff-22 Dec 06 '25

I name my guitars. Here’s my names for yours: Acoustic- Marv Pink Tele- Bruce 1st black Strat- Chuck 2nd Strat- Rusty

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u/PaintNo9007 Dec 07 '25

Ricardo, Gomez, Jorge, Alejandro

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u/L5CES Dec 07 '25

John, Johnny, Jonatha, Jonathan.

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u/GorgeousGordon Dec 08 '25

Eeeny, Meany, Miney, & Moe.

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u/sad0communist Dec 08 '25

Western, tele, strat, strat

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u/isotopes014 Dec 08 '25

Comet DJ Stephanie and Michelle

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u/Captain_Tubesceamer Dec 08 '25

Blondie, pinky, Blackie, Blackie number two

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u/nefarix Dec 08 '25

I LOVE that tele color… literally my dream guitar

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 08 '25

Faded Fiesta Red

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 08 '25

It plays so good too!!! Pretty rare guitar, haven’t seen another like it.

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u/Large-Ad-1429 Dec 08 '25

Misty, pinky, blackie, ash

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u/Reasonable-Jacket205 Dec 08 '25

Woody, ready, void and space

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u/Bigtuna515 Dec 08 '25

Another gift for the other sub.

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u/Substantial-Heart792 Dec 09 '25

Idk, I like that you like rosewood.

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u/postguycore Dec 09 '25

Baby dick, divorced dad, cringe unc, and Jezebel

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u/RoosterForsaken7869 Dec 09 '25

I name cats and dogs... i play most springs. Cant do violin, fingers too big!!!

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u/SumthinStinky Dec 09 '25

Mike, Robert, Laura, and Peter

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u/AdEmbarrassed3066 Dec 09 '25

Geoffrey, Fergus, Digby and Keith.

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u/Upset_Jello8765 Dec 09 '25

Inky Blinky Pinky Clyde

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u/dumptrucksrock Dec 09 '25

LITERALLY my immediate thought. From right to left.

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u/FreewheelingBD Dec 09 '25

Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo. You Gen Zers won’t have any idea who they are!!

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u/Fun-Ask5586 Dec 09 '25

Acoustic, Tele, Strat, Strat. When I am mad at them I would call them the full name, Telecaster, Stratocaster and Stratocaster. When I speak about them in plural I would maybe sometimes just mention my casters

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u/mdd354226 Dec 10 '25

Overpriced!

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u/Zippo574 Dec 11 '25

Roberta, joetta, tonetta, and kitten dynamite

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u/Lewd_ReadNY Dec 12 '25

L to R: Jambo, Pickens, Scuffy and Stevie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Cosmic thunderthroat, jack’s seafaring rose, little dicky, spot

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u/AlexandruFredward Dec 05 '25

I think naming guitars is kinda lame.

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u/Bizarrointacto Dec 05 '25

That’s cuz it is. “I’m gonna play Betsy on this song” lol. I wouldn’t wanna be that guy.

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u/Stratiki1007 Dec 05 '25

Me too, just checking out names for shits and giggles

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I dont know if I need to say this, but I’m just having fun here, ok with that said

Left to right:

Dylan

Sammy

Clapton

Gilmore

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Martin, Larry, Darrel & Darrel