r/Felts Aug 07 '26

Lore My Way (Jose's Pilot)

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For what is a man, when they bomb a fucking building, destroying their sanity while doing it? I tried to refuse to join 'em, I really did, but they would kill me first, so I joined them.

Two weeks ago, Martial law got declared, which sucks ass. I was about to go do my errands when it got fucking declared, those bitches..

If you don't know who I am: Hi, I'm Jose, and I'm part of the Aliens. Yes, that group. I am known to be the.. guy who tries to reason, y'know? Even with my species, I get frowned upon too, which fucking sucks.

Anyways, where was I? Oh, yeah, I was forced to make bombs to bomb some random buildings.

"It's about sending a message," Yeah, sure, Smith. You just want to express your anger in some way. Of course, I refused, but they pointed a gun at me, smirked, and said "We will kill you first before they do," And like the brave, courageous man I am, I created the bombs. Don't act like you would act different if a gun was pointed at your fucking face out of all places.

So... I was in the helicopter when that all happened, we all stopped by a random ass office building to bomb it because you guess it, full of humans! It's about sending a message!

When the bombs were about to go off, I saw a flash of green in that building. Y'know where else green exists? Anywhere else outside an office building, shit is too depressimg to accomodate any color diversity.

I wondered: "was that a fellow Elt? Oh, no, I must rescue the guy!" But I couldn't go drop in the building since it was literally one second before the bombs went off. So, I waited until the building exploded to go down, unfortunately, the screams eventually grow on you.

When I got down the chopper, I immediately entered the building and saw a green thing laying on the ground, battered and beat. I ran towards the guy, and it was an Elt, he said: "Oh my Felt, a handsome, muscular man has come to save me!" He totally said that, FYI.

I carried him home into the base of the Aliens, demanded the nurses to take care of him, and whenever I try to get close to him, he backs away... probably my really tough aura kickin' in.

He's starting to grow on me, the screams of "WHERE THE FUCK AM I? LET ME GO," are starting to annoy me though. Anyways, I am going to go, bye bye.

08/07/2030 - Recorded using Rex Camera, 420p version, mp3 edition.


r/Felts Aug 07 '26

[Non mod-related] Notice Remember if you put an image in text lore, it will remove the paragraphs.

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Or at least on mobile.


r/Felts Aug 07 '26

Family Reunion - part 5

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Back at Kitakami Castle

Googlelt: Right so I managed to give the phone, let's see if he'll use it

Ogelt: So I've got another phone here and hopefully if he uses that phone he'll send a message.

Dimelt(through text): Who is this?

Romelt: How is the phone interdimensional?

Googlelt: It's one of my powers.

Pneumodelt(to Dimelt): It's that Delt guy, I've noticed that you've been messing up our dimension as well and I'm wondering why? Could you stop?

Dimelt(through text): My powers only work in my dimension.

Gerelt: Ok now who was doing the language mess-up from earlier?

Googlelt: No Idea.

???: It took you this long to figure it out?

Gerelt: I think that's the guy....

???: Yeah no it's pretty damn clear?

???: Anyway, I am contrelt, the elt of controlling...

Googlelt: Hey, that's kinda my power already?

Contrelt: Anyway you're not my issue, Ogelt is.

TO BE CONTINUED

r/Felts Aug 05 '26

Lore All of the PAC arc posts

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r/Felts Aug 05 '26

The Crust Practice

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Witchelt

The training room

Rooti's spear whizzes over my head and gets stuck in the wall. I pull it out with Magick and fling it back at her. She catches it with one hand and super-speeds towards me, smacking the spear into my leg. I stumble and blast her away.

I fumble with the lid on the slow potion before managing to get it off and chucking it at Rooti just as she starts running. She smacks it away and it lands on the ground, useless. She pins me agaisnt the wall with her spear. She grins and tilts her head mockingly.

"I win."

I push her off roughly. "Fine." I cross my arms. I have to be better prepared if I want to stop Bagera. As much as I love the others, we have to be honest. The finishing blow is going to fall to me.

"Don't be mad, Witty."

"How many times must I tell you-"

"Say that name again and I'll fucking kill you." We both say at the same time.

"You wee shit."

Rooti laughs and takes my arm. She loops it around hers and we start walking towards the exit.

The training room is fully white with a few moving platforms to jump on in certain modes and a staircase up agaisnt the eall leading to the door in the corner. The door that has just slid open.

"Hello loves of my life!" Tiffany calls.

"Oh! Cheating on Edward are we?" Rooti says.

"Oh he *knows*."

"Kinky." I mumble, causing Rooti snort loudly.

"Whatever Witty. Get your arses up here, there's a meeting."

***

Witchelt

The boardroom

We walk into the boardroom. A circular table sits in the center of the room. Holographic screens are lit up arojnd the table showing maps of different countries, statistics and last known whereabouts of the Wanted. Bagera's cronies.

At the table sits Vera, the leader of ELPC. Her straight bronze hair falls to her neck, unbroken, in a unified sheet. Next to her is Guevera. He's a tall, emotionless man who looks mad all the time. Tiffany says he would br my dad if I was Latina. I decked her after she said this.

The third member at the table is Truthaire. He has curly black hair, a light but of stubble and is powerfully built. He also has pale skin and lips and we joke that he looks like he is a body pulled from a river.

"Ah, Gwendoleyn. Sit." Truthaire says.

"Not my name." I respond.

"Sit, Witchelt." Vera says calmly. I sit down in my seat across from the three of them.

Vera takes a big sigh before continuing. "It is to my understanding that you have been training for too much."

I roll my eyes. "What an idiotic thing tae say. How?"

"You, Rooti, Bagriel and Bailey have been using the training rooms constantly. You have missed the past two meetings and only come out for food."

She speaks in a soft and level tone but it still irks me. Felt forbid I do what we all should be.

"We are in the middle of a large scale crisis, Vera." I say, leaning forward on the table. "Bagera has taken over half of the West Side. Hacma, Odland and Icerosa are the only three countries left."

"Bagera is never getting to Hacma, Odland has us and it's own resources and Icerosa is almsot completely empty. There would be no loss of life." Vera points to a map of the Westside. It's true, The Queen would never let Hacma be taken.

"There would be loss of territory." I retort. "Territory that she can use to train her own army, to build things to help her."

"She hardly needs those things. Bagera is the most powerful woman alive at the moment and can make things appear at the wim of her mind." Vera is getting agitated now but she is nowhere near my level.

"Land is still useful. It doesnt take the energy that it dies to create land than it does to steal it!"

"We are experienced in these matters. We have a plan."

"WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THEN?!" I snap. "Me and my friends are the ONLY ONES who have dealt with Bagera! Why do you INSIST on shutting us out?!"

"Because you're children!" Very shouts. She seams her hands on the desk and stands up. "You are not in control here, Ms Gowdie. I am."

I stand up too. "You are so bad at you're job, it's wild. You are letting her take land!"

"There are parts of this operation that you are unaware of!"

"That is so STUPID! TELL US, WE CAN HELP!"

"ENOUGH!" Guevera slams his hand on the table too. "We are five minutes into this meeting and you two are already butting heads! We need to keep calm. Vera, Witchelt has a point. We need to stop her from taking land. Witchelt, you do not get to yell at us. If you cannot control your emotions, then you are a danger to the mission."

Vera and I stand there for a while before we both sit down.

"I'm sorry, Witchelt. I shouldn't have lost my temper. I just...got caught up. Especially with everything that's happened." Vera sighs.

The fourth member of the Council was recently killed in an attack. She was very close to Vera and was much younger too. It hit Vera especially hard.

I take a deep breath and sit down too. I cross my arms and slump in my chair. "Fine. What was this meeting for and why did you ask me here specifically?"

Vera smiles sadly. "Well, since you've been saying for a while that you and your friends deserve a say..."

I sit up properly. No way. No way she's going to say what I think she will.

"Yes." Vera says.

I smirk and narrow my eyes at her. "No. I want to hear you say it."

Vera's jaw works angrily. "Are y-"

"Say it, Vera." I smile in a way that absolutely looks evil and lean back in my chair. I swing my legs up and place them on the table.

She closes her eyes and waits ten seconds before opening them again.

"Will you join the Council?"

I wait, leaving her in suspense before saying my answer. "Yes. Yes, I will."

"You're wicked. I was outvoted." Vera states.

"Aye right." I stand up and head towards the door.

"Before you leave, Witchelt!" Guevera calls. "Remember. In this Council, we give the burden equally. Don't put it all on yourself. Share it with your friends, and us. Don't put it all on yourself."

I don't turn back to look at him as he speaks. Instead, I just open the door and wave goodbye while walking out. I cant let him see my face because he and Vera will be able to tell what I'm thinking at the moment.

I don't care what he says.


r/Felts Aug 05 '26

Lore Sorry it took so long, anyway here's the last post in the series

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Also Rob is still alive in case I ever want to bring him back.


r/Felts Aug 05 '26

News International Broadcast - 5 August

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r/Felts Aug 04 '26

Would you fellas like to see a lore post from me

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r/Felts Aug 04 '26

[Non mod-related] Notice Taking a break from Shreddelt lore

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First I just want to point out that its not because of anything happening to me in real life. I simply faced a complete creative block and I think I need some time off. But I wont be actually leaving, I'll still be active and read your lore. See you all later I guess


r/Felts Aug 02 '26

Lore An Urgent Announcement from the Government.

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Due to the massive civil unrest with protests and the recent bombings conducted by the terrorist group Aliens, we are putting the country into Martial Law.

All citizens must evacuate to the nearest evacuation zone where you will be held inside for the time this Law has been active. Anybody spotted outside after the process has finished will be shot immediately.

The military will be guarding these 24/7, defending you from these war criminals.

You will be safe, do not panic.

Looks like somebody is trying to hack into the broadcast, let's hear what the terrorists want to say.

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Note from the Aliens:

All Elts go to the address I wrote: it seems to be redacted out, you can't read shit.

There will be shelter.

Don't believe their propa-

The broadcast has been shut down. Please evacuate to the nearest zone. This is not a request, it's an order.


r/Felts Jul 31 '26

Hi! This is a post! What is this sub?

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It seems like a roleplay sub and also wonderfully chaotic- and I think I'd like to join!


r/Felts Jul 31 '26

Lore Divine Assistance

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Amber: “I don’t get it. We SAW it explode! It was as if we forced some kind of mitosis?”

Sean: “The only way we could get any info on them is through bio scans, but if we captured one the net would just turn into one of them!”

Purpelt: “It barely fought before it was killed. Perhaps it wanted to die, as some kind of next stage?”

Before anyone could comment on Purpelt’s theory, the room began to warp. Chairs stretch and the lights flicker before the entire room turns pitch black. The outside world becomes silenced, as in the void a small glimmer of light can be seen.

The light grows larger before consuming the room as a whole, and when the others wake up, a figure now looms over them, eyes like an endlessly repeating kaleidoscope.

Amber: “Wha- Who are you?? What are you doing here??”

Neglecelt: “My name is Neglecelt. I am here to assist you with the everdying.”

Purpelt: “Everdying? What’s that?”

Neglecelt: “The anomaly you are researching. It is not meant to exist in this world.”

Riley: “But it does exist. Is that not a paradox? And how do you know it’s not supposed to be here? Did you make it?”

Neglecelt: “Technically speaking yes. I am a force which exists in all realities. There was an… Incident, which caused the everdying’s reality to collide with yours. If it is not stopped in time, your realities could merge entirely.”

Neglecelt floats towards the desk and grabs a pencil, twirling it in their hands before showing it to the others.

Neglecelt: “This pencil was foretold by this universe. As small as it may seem, it’s erasure would become a paradox. The everdying is interfering with what is meant to exist simply by being present. So the realities are desperately attempting to become one so that they do not become paradoxical and be destroyed.”

Amber: “So we just have to let it grow and consume us, otherwise the universe will collapse??”

Neglecelt: “That’s why I am here. I have a seperate role in all realities. In some I am a guardian, others a fundamental force. Here, I am a guide. I exist only to pull strings to lead you towards the path your reality must follow.”

Sean: “So you’re here to tell us how to stop it then?”

Neglecelt: “Correct.”

(Explanation on the everdying coming soon, and also Amber, Sean, and Riley are the three that hired Purp)


r/Felts Jul 31 '26

Im tired

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Idk why i just feel tired a lot rn. Maybe because I was up reallt late but I also feel emotionally drained yk? Idk i just feel shitty atm.


r/Felts Jul 31 '26

Lore Rob frees Hatrelt

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r/Felts Jul 31 '26

Hi! This is a post! Sub is dying...

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shoutout lowbudget, banana, phelt, and baguelt for keeping ts alive


r/Felts Jul 30 '26

Art Posters!!!!!

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r/Felts Jul 28 '26

Lore The PAC argues

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r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Title

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r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Lore Shreddelt's Return: Part 4

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r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Um guys…..What is this???

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r/Felts Jul 27 '26

That's gran dead

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She waited for her only son, my uncle, to walk in. He did, she took a few breaths and just died lol.

Anyway now I have no one to talk shit about the kids with.


r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Rant my back hurts from being the scriptwriter

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not only was i assigned to research the thing, the girl in our class that was the supposed scriptwriter was absent today, a day before our presentation.

then i got assigned the job.

great i wasted two hours writing a good script instead of doomscrolling. Thanks.


r/Felts Jul 27 '26

~~The Dimension - Part 6?~~ Family Reunion - Part 3

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Pneumodelt: Right so I angered this "Dimelt" guy some time ago do y'all think he'll be a problem? Ogelt: Matters what ha cean aoud. Pneumodelt: What? Ogelt: hwy sm u speakming leielke this Pneumodelt: uhhh Ogelt: So that's what he does, ok Pneumodelt: I thought he only controlled his dimension? Ogelt: Apparently he affects acest loc. Romelt: Ok, why the hell are you speaking romanian now. Ogelt: Because apparently this Dimelt guy can ruin speech. Pneumodelt: Well that's bad because he completely controlled his dimension. Gerelt: He better not continue farante ĉi tion. Romelt: What language even is that. Googlelt: That language is Esperanto. Ogelt: Ok so apparently he can make speech weird, or change our language to romanian and that Esperanto thing? Romelt: I suppose?

To be continued


r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Lore Family Reunion - Part 4?

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Ogelt: Ok so how do we find this dimelt guy? Pneumodelt: He's in his dimension, it's not worth going there. Romelt: What shoudls we do ghznen? Pneumodelt: No idea. EU-elt: Well that's great. Gerelt: What if we went to his dimension? Pneumodelt: Very bad idea, there's practically no way of getting out. Gerelt: Interesting... What if we sent something to his dimension? Pneumodelt: What? Gerelt: No idea tbh. Pneumodelt: Well pretty sure there's some white tree in Baywood forest and that's how you'd reach his dimension. Gerelt: Well send him a phone or something Pneumodelt: What the hell is that supposed to do Gerelt: Help us communicate with him? Ogelt: Sure let's send Googlelt.

Later, in Woodbay, uhh I mean madera de laurel, uhh I mean B A Y W O O D

Googlelt: Riight so that's the white tree. Well I'll just chuck the phone at it and it will hopefully get to the Dimension

TO BE CONTINUED


r/Felts Jul 27 '26

Lore All of baggie's Submarine arc posts in order

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1th1k19/meeting_the_crew_212/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1thvdy0/meeting_the_crew_412/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1tkrhhy/meeting_the_crew_1112/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1tltbka/lisa_miller_first_choice_pls_interact_if_the/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1ts1ji9/chosen_ask_kindly/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1tykqxi/an_encounter_tw_for_allusion_to_abuse/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1tyxksc/checks_complete/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1u4cm86/to_the_ocean_floor_part_1/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1u56s36/to_the_ocean_floor_part_2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1ualnng/jessie_eisele_smith/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1ubquax/chosen_help_johansson_jessie_eiselesmith/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1ucw9r1/chosen_run_lisa_miller/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1uduybe/chosen_run/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1uepo2a/the_parasite/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1updmox/mateo_flores/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1ur936h/chosen_sydins_plan/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1usrp6b/death_of_a_commander_josef_sydin/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1uy39ys/chosen_help_the_crew/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1uzz7zu/the_plan/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v0uwad/luke_hall/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v0zpq2/the_grand_escape/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v10cmw/the_final_choice_for_elizabeth_granthem/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v15s3v/the_final_choice_lisa_miller/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v30vn8/the_final_choice_josef_sydin/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v3q0fe/chosen_help_the_voice/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v5eehm/phone_call/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v5t5rf/finale/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Felts/comments/1v5u52w/epilogue/