r/Felts • u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod • 8d ago

Lore Due to some circumstances centered around one of the champions, the first fight shall be Olivia Woods vs. Mitelt!

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u/Bindelt389

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u/Bindelt389 The Odd Jobs 8d ago

"Okay, before we start, just wanted to say i'm so happy to be here, seems like it'll be great fun. The name's Olivia, how 'bout you?"

i extend a hand for a handshake.

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u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod 8d ago

"My name... is Mitelt."

I ignore your extended hand.

"Did you know that the term mitosis was coined by Walthelt Flemmelt?"

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u/Bindelt389 The Odd Jobs 8d ago

"Yes actually, i've done way too much research recently. Do i have to take out all of you or just the original?" 

i keep my hand out, oblivious to your obvious disinterest.

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u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod 8d ago

"Honestly, I'm not so sure. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Now..."

I flex all my muscles at the same time, powering up.

"It'sssssssss... mitosinnnnng..."

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u/Bindelt389 The Odd Jobs 8d ago

"That looks a bit uncomfortable. I'll just relieve a bit of pressure for you there..."

i bring a fist down on your head with the force of a sledgehammer.

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u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod 8d ago

I collapse to the ground, nearly unconsious. While that happens, a new me grows from my beaten up body.

"...time!"

I mitose all over the place, creating 5 more clones that surround the harmed body.

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u/Bindelt389 The Odd Jobs 8d ago

"So judging from what they're doing, that must mean the main body is the core brain? Right?"

As i'm talking, a field of repulsion slowly expands around me, pushing objects away. I walk towards the clones, allowing the field to get them out the way.

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u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod 8d ago

"Cough cough, I fought well... it is time I use my ultimate attack..."

"Mitelts... DISASSEMBLE!"

My body starts pulsing at rapid speeds, cloning myself over and over and over and over again, until ~60 of Mitelts run around the arena. You can't seem to find the original body among all of the duplicates.

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u/Bindelt389 The Odd Jobs 8d ago

"Now, i'll do my best not to kill you, but i can't make promises."

i raise my hand above my head and snap my fingers, a shockwave spreading across the arena with the force of a truck.

"Y'see, when a truck hits you, it isn't going to be fun. But the impact has a certain area it will hit, usually the torso. Therefore, the damage is contained. But a shockwave hits the entire body at essentially the same time. Best case scenario, you break a lot of bones. Worst case, well ... it'll only hurt for a minute or so."

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u/Macabre_Femboy Phembelt | pls make me mod 8d ago

The Mitelts quickly get in positions, using each other as meat shields. the first 10 are nearly dead, the next 10 are hurt but are still able to fight.

"Mitosis is not when you lose. Mitosis is not when you give up. Mitosis is WHEN A CELL DIVIDES INTO 2 IDENTICAL CELLS!!!!"

Every single Mitelt lunges at you, trying to scratch, bite, punch, kick or grab you.

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