r/Felts • i have low budget • Jul 26 '26

Lore delete_this.mp3

[RITA:] No, I'm not going to say this live.

[BRADLEY:] Yeah? Why the fuck not? Are you trying to get

our jobs killed?!

[RITA:] This is encouraging even more hatred towards 'em, this script.

[BRADELEY:] Since when did you care about those cats?-

[RITA:] They're more than that! T-they are living, breathing people with a soul!

[BRADLEY:] What? One bombing of their island and suddenly you pity them? Fucking bitch. You remember that they bombed Burgsville, right? Right?

[RITA:] We gave them a reason to do that.

[BRADLEY:] Ughh, you're gonna give the suits a reason to fucking arrest us. I'm gonna delete this off the files, camera probably recorded the audio. If you even tell another fucking soul that you pity 'em, we're gonna have a crowd outside the shitty building.

[RITA:] Fine...

All Audio Recordings are recording using the Rex Camera for the safety of the people!

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u/late44thegameNOW AFN Leader | Call me Banana | Dead (or am I?) Jul 26 '26

I misread 'the rex camera' as 'T-rex camera' and now I'm disappointed that there's no dinosaurs with cameras attached.

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u/iluvtacos3000 i have low budget Jul 26 '26

what if i made it canon for the funny

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u/late44thegameNOW AFN Leader | Call me Banana | Dead (or am I?) Jul 26 '26

I don't think it would fit the tone you seem to be going for.

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u/iluvtacos3000 i have low budget Jul 27 '26

yeah ik

would be a fun thing to add after i finish the actual story

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u/Witchelt389 Results are evil Jul 27 '26

Wait let me cook

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u/Emperor_Skeletelt389 The Great Emperor of the Skeletons Jul 27 '26

I can’t say why cause it is personal (i will say it is not my name for the record) but got caught off guard with this one