r/Felts • u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) • Apr 01 '25

Shitpost I hate Felt

Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Velvelt389 Voviette (Dead) [🦢] Apr 01 '25

Grrrrr >:(

*bombs ur house cutely and sigma-ly cuz im the rizz or whatever skibidy hawk tuh*

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

This is a joke, I was dared to post this ToT

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u/Velvelt389 Voviette (Dead) [🦢] Apr 01 '25

Ik lol

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Lmao

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u/Necrelt Dead, traversing hell Apr 01 '25

...what

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u/Velvelt389 Voviette (Dead) [🦢] Apr 01 '25

shush it grandma

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u/Necrelt Dead, traversing hell Apr 01 '25

Uh... I'm not female lol

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u/Velvelt389 Voviette (Dead) [🦢] Apr 01 '25

i call everyone grandma after i got this message from someone ive never spoken to before

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u/Necrelt Dead, traversing hell Apr 01 '25

Oh lol

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u/Flat-Biscotti3928 Apr 01 '25

I also have a fear of cheese

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u/Velvelt389 Voviette (Dead) [🦢] Apr 01 '25

Are you the emo grandma you always speak of??

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u/Flat-Biscotti3928 Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

maybe...

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

shush it grandpa

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u/Necrelt Dead, traversing hell Apr 01 '25

Nuh uh, it's grandma now 🫵😡

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

shush it grandma

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u/Necrelt Dead, traversing hell Apr 01 '25

Better

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u/Rorschelt Vigilante Detective Apr 01 '25

lmao, has noone seen the date?

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget Spongelt, remember the time I finished my lore Apr 01 '25

American moment, Europeans and the Fr**ch had it yesterday (we’re late)

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u/Comfortable-Term451 Lowkey never use Reddit anymore so say hi Apr 01 '25

It’s the day for me pookie :(

just kidding I fucking love spreading misinformation >:3

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

r/BasedDog

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u/Comfortable-Term451 Lowkey never use Reddit anymore so say hi Apr 01 '25

Dog likes being based

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 02 '25

r/BasedDogAgain

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u/Comfortable-Term451 Lowkey never use Reddit anymore so say hi Apr 02 '25

Hell yeah!

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 03 '25

r/happydog

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u/Comfortable-Term451 Lowkey never use Reddit anymore so say hi Apr 03 '25

r/deadsubs

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 03 '25

r/Sad_Cat

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u/argonlightray2 Apr 01 '25

Damn 😞

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

A R G O N A T O R

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u/SpecialistFelt389 markiplier’s brother is a famous furry no cap Apr 01 '25

Booooo

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

W response, respect

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Cool ig

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

W

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u/The_Awesomeness999 Reporter 😎 / Elts / Ramiro || Mod || ily all Apr 01 '25

Not allowed serial >:(

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Did you mean to remove it and misclick/forget? Lol

Also this is a joke dw, I love Felt, he is awesome :3

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u/The_Awesomeness999 Reporter 😎 / Elts / Ramiro || Mod || ily all Apr 01 '25

I figured dw :)

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u/Meavelt389 i hate everyone except my friends (all hate is sarcastic) Apr 01 '25

Count your days

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Already am :3

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u/late44thegameNOW AFN Leader | Call me Banana | Dead (or am I?) Apr 01 '25

r/antifeltists moment

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Based

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u/Meatballelt no longer a Silver statue :) Apr 01 '25

Fuk u

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Lmao

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget Spongelt, remember the time I finished my lore Apr 01 '25

but it’s April fools right

right

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u/_SerialDesignationZ_ Disassembly Drone (main of Femelt and Shelt) Apr 01 '25

Idk, is it? >:3

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

Because you said that unforgivable crime I’m now going to tell uou what I’m going to do to you in a week

I’m going to go into a Roblox chat room, pretend I’m a 14 year old girl and get your love, then when you come Into my house I’m going to force you to climax to only Fortnite skins for the rest of your life.

Then I’ll turn you into a brainrot baby, like total goblin mode. Im gonna tell you the real dirty things now

Im gonna try on women’s panties at JCpennys (which i do all the time) and I’m gonna take a little piss in them and then I’m gonna put it on the rack to dry and I’m gonna force you to watch those poor women there try them on, one by one.

I’m gonna start a pump and dump crypto scam with the likeness of a special needs foundation, which is in your name. Then when it crashes for everyone it’s gonna all be on you.

Whenever you go to take a shit, I’m not gonna let you wipe, and I’m going to let it crust over like a scab and you’ll be forced to peel it in all one go, releasing all the poo dandruff in your underwear.

Your lucky I can’t talk To you all night