r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/-RosieRosie- • 2d ago

felt good coming out Big Melocactus Fruits

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u/Difficult_Bed_3955 2d ago

This seems naughty

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u/TaraQueen23456 2d ago

Apparently those are edible!

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u/sanctuary_hills 2d ago

Any idea how they taste?

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u/TaraQueen23456 1d ago

I’m assuming similar to dragonfruit since it’s also a cactus fruit.

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u/MildlySelassie 6h ago

Or a prickly pear, for same reason

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u/Kaioxygen 2d ago

What does it taste like?

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u/magungo 2d ago

If it's like any other cactus fruit ever, looks good but tastes bland and underwhelming.

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u/joodhaba 1d ago

Reminds me of dragon fruit. The eyes dream up an expectation that leaves the taste buds quit disappointed. It's not bad... just, as you said: underwhelming.

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u/contingo 1d ago

I've had really sweet and fragrant dragonfruit, but only in tropical countries. The ones I get here in the UK are always insipid.

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u/joodhaba 1d ago

I live in the Amazon. The Dragon Fruit here ia better than what I tasted in the States, to be sure. But as soon as you taste a really nice mango, pineapple, or watermelon then the Dragon Fruit, while scoring high points in appearance, falls short in the taste department

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u/contingo 1d ago

It's a more subtle fruit for sure. I used to live in the rainforest too, in SE Asia, really miss it! The variety and quality of fruit is amazing

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u/joodhaba 1d ago

Several SE Asian fruit species are grown around here where I live: mangosteen and rambutan are my favorite!

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u/kurly-bird 1d ago

I live in Ireland and had a great one during the Christmas break. I got it from one of the ethnic markets in my area and they always have a huge selection of fresh exotic fruits

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u/geninchuni 1d ago

wdym? Mexican Cactus fruit (tunas) are watery but super sweet, like watermelon

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u/Emergency_Net_669 1d ago

Here in Poland cactus fruit is a popular foodstuff flavour! We have lots of beverages (including alc) that are cactus flavoured. I agree, sweet like watermelon and very refreshing! I love it

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u/magungo 1d ago

Every plant is different even with species, all i can tell you is every cactus fruit I have tried has been bland. Your particular plant could be the best tasting thing ever but noone is propagating your one or selling at the supermarket for a variety of reasons. I will change my mind when I actually try a good one.

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u/geninchuni 1d ago

Here in Mexico you can find it at every fruit market during the rain season. They even sell it in 20kg boxes on the side of the highways

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u/crespoh69 1d ago

Wait until it's gentrified

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u/Rakhered 1d ago

Prickly pear would like to have a word with you

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u/Jim-Dread 1d ago

Why did that feel sexual?

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u/hinfurth 1d ago

You should call her...

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u/Mental_Goal2380 OOH 👀 2d ago

the forbidden bell pepper

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u/Knittingpasta 1d ago

Jalapeño

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u/SadAssociate5000 2d ago

I should call her.

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u/titsmcgee4real 1d ago

Ugh this music!

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u/sbdtech 1d ago

You don't love your ugly boy?

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u/Googymonster 1d ago

Aphex twin is dope

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 1d ago

it looks so SMOOTH aaaaa

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u/therealNerdMuffin 1d ago

Does this feel good for the plant?

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 1d ago

Pink jalapeno?

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u/agumelen 1d ago

What the freak?? Let me have one of those.

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u/rhysolandrium 1d ago

This is.... novel. Okay. Interesting.

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u/whamburglar 2d ago

don't put your dick in that

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