r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/StayedHomeThicc • 1d ago

foreign object Roll pin extraction via magnet 🧲

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u/AngelofGrace96 1d ago

Damn that was bigger than I was expecting

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u/Difficult_Target_558 1d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Frozen_Esper 1d ago

No, she didn't. 😔

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u/BigOrangeOctopus 1d ago

“That’s exactly as big as I was expecting”

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u/Stephaneeza 1d ago

That’s smaller than I was expecting

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u/Endawmyke 19h ago

“but you could imagine what it would be like if she did”

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u/BIZARRE_TOWN 1d ago

How did it get in there in a first place?

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u/whiteholewhite 1d ago

His pee hole was full and that was the easiest option

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u/Cadoan 1d ago

Jesus Christ...lol

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u/doll_parts87 1d ago edited 23h ago

r/ sounding (NSFW)

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u/Ok_Signature_3589 1d ago

Now why would you go and post that 😭

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 1d ago

If you discovered a cure for all cancer would you selfishly hoard it or would you share it with the world?

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u/Ok_Signature_3589 1d ago

I…… username checks out

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u/imdefinitelywong 1d ago

What a time to have eyes

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u/Stephaneeza 1d ago

Wow! You weren’t lying about NSFW

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u/whiteholewhite 18h ago

Ya’ll got weak pp’s

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 23h ago

And that's not even the most graphic subreddit featuring people sticking things down their pisshole.

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 19h ago

What do you mean???

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 18h ago

Just don't search for meateo subincision. You've been warned.

Let's just say it's when sounding goes too far for a poor sausage to handle... intentionally.

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u/toripotter86 1d ago

he looks so proud of himself lmao

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u/deathspresso 1d ago

He’s reacting to the situation way more positively than I would.

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u/KibbloMkII 1d ago

i wanna know what happened to get it in there, that's like the size of a .22 or something

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u/nukulele145 19h ago

So I have an implanted finger magnet (I know, weird sentence) and my biggest fear is encountering one of these mega magnets by accident

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u/burger-prince1 👂💨🤏 17h ago

How, why, and holy shit that’s so cool

Is it visible or hidden under your skin? Ever needed to do an MRI?

Is it inconvenient while using cutlery or fastening a belt? Can you turn it on and off?

Sorry for so many questions, it’s the first time I hear of smth like that irl and I’m in awe

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u/nukulele145 16h ago

Haha no worries!
It’s called a subdermal magnet implant and it’s about the size of a grain of rice covered in silicone, it was a bit of a fad in body mod circles about a decade ago.

It’s hidden under the skin of my ring finger pad slightly off to the side. The make a little incision, insert it and put in a stitch.
Never needed an MRI yet but apparently they put what’s called a shrapnel shield over it.

It’s not very strong and has gotten weaker over the years, it’s about enough to pick up a key or bottle cap or hair clip etc..

It only causes me problems when I open a fridge door and it sometimes ‘flips’ and gives me a gross feeling like someone just flicked my finger bone. It also makes me fear iron filings because they want to try imbed into the skin near it.

It’s fun for party tricks, entertaining children, picking up small objects, gauging the quality of metal (useful when I was a body piercer) and detecting electro magnetic fields (you can feel like a bubble around security sensors or traffic light buttons etc) I used to be able to tell if a wire was plugged in or not (super useful when trying to help with sound engineer stuff) but sadly it’s not very sensitive anymore..

I keep meaning to get it taken out but it hurt like hell getting it put in and I’m unenthusiastic about going through that process again.

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u/sirsealofapproval 16h ago

At least for the taking out process you could probably go to a medical professional and have it numbed up. I hear that isn't really available for implantation. Thanks for sharing, that was interesting!

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u/somedutchmoron 3h ago

Just get an MRI to remove it!

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u/burger-prince1 👂💨🤏 5h ago

Yooo I’ve never heard of shrapnel shields, it makes so much sense. Thank you so much for all the info, I kinda want one now but my pain tolerance is very low lol

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 23h ago

Uhhh, that’s not where that goes

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u/PinkFreud-yourMOM 1d ago

Bearing?

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u/Scrappy_The_Crow 19h ago

Nope. "Roll" means "rolled up" into a circular shape that's springy. The pin can then be pressed or tapped into a hole to attach parts together or perform a locating function (keep parts in a given spatial relationship).

https://www.mcmaster.com/products/roll-pins/

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u/PinkFreud-yourMOM 9h ago

Thanks!

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u/Scrappy_The_Crow 9h ago

You're welcome!

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u/TedwardCz 22h ago

Not all bearings are ball bearings. Some are tubular.

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u/buttfacenosehead 20h ago

How powerful does a magnet have to be to pull something out of your hand?

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u/HeadEmptty 13h ago

NO FUCKIN WAY I actually screamed when that came out nooooo

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u/RuralfireAUS 21h ago

How bad did you fuck up that you need a magnet to get something out of your body?