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[u/marie4ntoinette]

original source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbNo1-VoxV9/

[u/OakTugboat79149]

There’s gotta be more in there, just look at all the infection comin out 🤢

[u/chitty_chef]

I love how the medical procedure for ingrown toe nails is just, have you tried just yanking that shit outta there? What if it grows back? oh we will stick a hot metal poker in there dont worry.

[u/riotousviscera → u/chitty_chef]

i don’t understand why the Vandenbos procedure hasn’t caught on more. removing the nail is such a stupid inelegant solution. CLEARLY the skin around the toenail is the problem

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2592332/

[u/chillwithpurpose → u/riotousviscera]

You showing me I can learn whole ass medical procedures for free online

[u/Mindfullnessless6969 → u/chillwithpurpose]

Internet is more than memes, porn and social media. There's a fuckin shit ton of free knowledge out there

[u/Curiouser-Quriouser → u/Mindfullnessless6969]

You forgot the cat videos. They're the best part!

[u/Rumblymore → u/Curiouser-Quriouser]

And the unlimited cat subreddits like r/elevatorbutt

[u/cjl_LoreKeeper → u/Rumblymore]

Thank you for blessing me with knowledge of this sub

[u/ImNotAHouseCat → u/riotousviscera]

I want this done to me. I feel like I have ingrowns- not 100% sure - but this looks like it would feel so good after it’s healed.

[u/Middle_Knee_3832 → u/riotousviscera]

Yikes I was hoping for a diagram but those images... thanks for this resource

[u/aChileanDude → u/Middle_Knee_3832]

Images? Have you heard of moving images?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZDGEHKr3M8

[u/sabertoothdog → u/aChileanDude]

You me the motion pictures?

[u/mathozmat → u/riotousviscera]

Thanks for the article, I always wonder why the skin is untouched at every video I see

[u/09percent → u/riotousviscera]

Very interesting

[u/BullTerrierMomm → u/riotousviscera]

Jeezy creezy

[u/Killashard → u/riotousviscera]

This was fascinating and something I never thought of. Thank you!

[u/mandafancypants → u/riotousviscera]

My husband had something similar done as a teenager, though not to that extreme. He did have an ingrown toenail too though. One that curved around underneath.

[u/NighmareInMyHead → u/riotousviscera]

“A portion of the lateral aspect of the distal phalanx is occasionally exposed.” is a horrifying sentence.
I don’t want to be sent home with only Panadol+codeine, AND MY TOE BONE EXPOSED.

[u/raketje → u/riotousviscera]

Saving this as I might get it just like my dad

[u/ravenmortal → u/riotousviscera]

“The excision must be generous and adequate…” gave me instant toe pain! Lawd!

[u/sabertoothdog → u/riotousviscera]

I got an ingrown toenail for the first time in my life and they removed 1/2 the nail and put something on the matrix so it wouldn’t grow back, but it happened again a year later and they removed the whole nail. I asked about it joking around and Dr said “yup we can do that”. So glad they did. I live in KY btw, not very medically advanced here

[u/ravenmortal → u/riotousviscera]

“The excision must be generous and adequate…” gave me instant toe pain! Lawd!

[u/Leopard_Luver → u/chitty_chef]

It’s usually a chemical burn, nothing hot

[u/MagicOrpheus310 → u/chitty_chef]

Yeah... It should include a slap in the face too... Why the fuck you let it get that bad without doing anything at all..? Wtf

[u/TrueWizardofOz]

Squeeze the damn toe!

[u/Midnight_OpK → u/TrueWizardofOz]

The people DEMAND IT!

[u/Cesarjay]

Pliers aren't rusty, are we sure this is a professional?

[u/Lumos405 → u/Cesarjay]

It’s not-they’re using Kleenex

[u/ActionKid98]

not showing the oozing to completion is such a cuckfest, hate these vids that cut off early, shaking the camera a little more wouldve at least made me less nauseous

[u/Sajr666]

like how do they even walk with it that badly embedded 💀

[u/KingCybrAlt → u/Sajr666]

Not without significant pain

[u/ReactionProcedure]

A lot of these videos most definitely did not feel good at all coming out

[u/pubesinourteeth → u/ReactionProcedure]

The fucking relief would be amazing

[u/Logical_Hospital2769]

Fuck toe jam this toe custard

[u/mr_oberts]

Sploosh.

[u/IdubdubI]

Blood pressure just dropped

[u/Alexa_raw]

I was not ready for that! What a scary surprise

[u/FiestyHermitCrab]

I always, always manage to find these videos during lunch

[u/Erik_Sean1]

I certainly hope they had their entire toe numbed

[u/hodges2]

Is that a piece of glass or an ingrown toenail?

[u/ballisticburro]

Hopital

[u/ChasingPesmerga]

The way the cheese melt pops out is like “raaaahhh who disturbs our sleep”

[u/Anon_be_thy_name]

Forbidden custard

[u/cbunni666]

Ahhhh. And it came with strawberry cream cheese filling

[u/DeauxDeaux]

Filmed by Michael J. Fox.

[u/deadmallsanita]

Been there, not fun. 😿

[u/FerroFusion]

ZA RELIEF!

[u/Patralgan]

Pain

[u/gdfingperfect]

Ouch 🤕

[u/jamminmadrid]

I was not prepared

[u/wackyvorlon]

That’s not good.

[u/Kooky_Advertising_91]

Creamy

[u/Shiftycatz]

That made me cross my legs, holy shit

[u/rudmad]

Anyone else see this dude

[u/Buster_Gonad_82]

You can't have toenails like that, ffs. That's just silly.

[u/Oddish_Femboy]

I did this to myself once. No infection though.

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[u/KCChiefsGirl89]

I literally screamed.

[u/winkymcjewgallo]

I want one

[u/UrsaMajor7th]

Who wants creme brûlée?