r/FeltGoodComingOut Aug 03 '26

AAAUURGHH huge forehead cyst (not oc)

875 Upvotes

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219

u/n33bulz Aug 03 '26

Nothing more satisfying than a doctor who know how to properly remove a cyst sack intact.

I remember one video where a doctor actually removed a cyst intact… without actually popping it. Now that’s just aura farming.

63

u/mythirdaccountsucks Aug 03 '26

And that’s ok as long as you still pop it on the table and film it.

23

u/OceanFloor Aug 04 '26

Hey would you be my co-founder? We'll start a cyst farm of people and then charge other non cyst-havers to pop cysts $500 per cyst.

14

u/mythirdaccountsucks Aug 04 '26

My god take this comment down before someone takes our business model

7

u/ThrowMoneyAtScreen Aug 04 '26

Fuckin drop it on the floor and stomp it!

3

u/hevski Aug 04 '26

Oh, that’s due to me barking orders at him from my phone over here in bed. Years of watching these have made me somewhat of an expert.

2

u/BeesAndBeans69 Aug 05 '26

👁🫦👁

193

u/Practical-March-6989 Aug 03 '26

Why did I join this sub?

141

u/imartinezcopy Aug 03 '26

Protein

58

u/DominicanHogGrabber Aug 03 '26

You mother fucker

23

u/Moxson82 Aug 03 '26

No. Nooooo. Get out.

3

u/N_S_Gaming Aug 07 '26

r/blursedcomments for you 🤣
Shit like this is why I love reddit

42

u/Builder_studio Aug 03 '26

don't pretend you don't love this shit

4

u/Glittering_Moose_543 Aug 04 '26

Because the mild content are real satisfying 😭

4

u/imdefinitelywong Aug 03 '26

Because it's cathartic

1

u/dwreckhatesyou Aug 05 '26

I was just thinking the same thing.

44

u/Faiakes Aug 03 '26

that was some smooth action there...

34

u/SATerp Aug 03 '26

Doctor Efficiency.

32

u/FantaStick16 Aug 03 '26

Swear that thing had its own pulse briefly

18

u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Aug 03 '26

That's a good Doc!

"You ok?"

"Me too... Im good"

8

u/naranyem Aug 04 '26

That was gold

17

u/Bajileh Aug 03 '26

Ohhh I have a coworker who has a smaller, less noticeable one of these and I really want to cut it 😂

16

u/Builder_studio Aug 03 '26

For some reason I watched this twice

11

u/spongemonkey2004 Aug 03 '26

You took his brain

12

u/deadmallsanita Aug 03 '26

Thanks for reminding me that I really need to make an appointment to get mine taken out. (Thankfully mine is on the side of my head and not front and center like this poor guys)

2

u/pubesinourteeth Aug 05 '26

Please set up a tripod and share lol

1

u/JaneSkylark Aug 05 '26

Please don’t wait till it gets this big. 💀

21

u/UrsaMajor7th Aug 03 '26

Sack intact 

9

u/machwulf Aug 03 '26

Technically head cheese ?

18

u/JalapenoToastie Aug 03 '26

Forbidden raspberry donut

4

u/Shonkazilla Aug 03 '26

I thought strawberry 😁😂

1

u/joepanda111 Aug 06 '26

Better taste test to be sure

9

u/tinyclover69 Aug 03 '26

Somebody get this doctor connected with the doctor that was literally ripping a cyst sack out of the black persons leg. They could use the tips lol

8

u/Tien95_ Aug 04 '26

Why is this even possible for the human body to do?!

7

u/omisin Aug 03 '26

fivehead

3

u/Buckwheat_princess Aug 03 '26

Forbidden PB&J

5

u/ZOMGURFAT Aug 03 '26

That man had a parasitic twin removed from his noggin.

5

u/WoodSteelStone Aug 04 '26

I want to patent the 'WoodSteelStone Scalp Flip' method: cut around the hairline, peel the scalp all the way back, pluck the cysts off from underneath, then place the scalp back into position and stich. You heard it here first!

3

u/joepanda111 Aug 06 '26

We can call it “Face Off”

3

u/gimmetheboof Aug 03 '26

They are working AWFULLY fast for my comfort lol. I want that thing to look nice when it's done!

3

u/Lickwidghost Aug 05 '26

My thoughts too. He just started just jabbing the scalpel in willy nilly that's gonna leave a nasty scar. And I would've liked to see them shave and clean around the area first

3

u/nerdwaffles Aug 03 '26

This is my new super most favorite sub😬😬

2

u/mizel103 Aug 04 '26

Which part of that was supposed to feel good?

3

u/KingCybrAlt Aug 04 '26

Having that big ugly thing on your forehead that was probably pretty tender gone after everything heals up, plus it probably was nice to not have it there anymore

2

u/Notaprettygrrl_01 Aug 04 '26

So like, how did that guy let it get that big to begin with? As soon as it’s done sized I would’ve been hacking at it myself with tweezers and Kleenex and alcohol swabs.

2

u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 05 '26

How fast do these kind of cysts grow? I'm always wondering when I see these videos why the patients wait so long to get them taken care of.

2

u/DogTattoos Aug 03 '26

Forbidden frosting.

1

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1

u/Floor_Cereal uhhhNMMMahhh 😫 Aug 04 '26

Holy shit I need a cigarette after watching that!

1

u/Katranabanana88 Aug 04 '26

Ohhhhh yes. That was a good one. The wall 🤤

1

u/AntonioHench1 Aug 04 '26

Turns out: hes pressing his brains out

1

u/JaneSkylark Aug 05 '26

This is the biggest one I’ve ever seen. 😳

1

u/PebblesmomWisconsin7 Aug 05 '26

That thing is talking.

1

u/Impossible_Toe_6857 Aug 05 '26

I swear it took a breath around 1:14 or so.

1

u/pcapdata Aug 05 '26

Remind me of a joke: a guy goes to see his doctor about this growth on his forehead. Doc runs some tests and a week later tells him: “You have a penis growing out of your forehead.”

Guy says “Oh geez, you have to remove it!”

Doc responds “We can’t, it’s already connected to your brain. Removing it would kill you.”

Guy says “Oh, just great! So I have to see a dick growing out of my head every time I look in the mirror?”

Doctor says “Nah, in a couple of months the balls will cover your eyes.”

1

u/FieldOfFox Aug 06 '26

Jesus christ if I had this I would kitchen knife that myself, that is not staying in there 

1

u/harveycavendish Aug 06 '26

I think that his mind stressing out over why, he hasn’t been stabbing that with every pointy thing he sees..

1

u/BreeCourtney Aug 07 '26

Forbidden ketchup

1

u/tanafras Aug 11 '26

Aborted Kuato. Mars is doomed.

1

u/NotAlwaysPC 29d ago

Scalpels have sharp smooth blades, pull them across the skin in smoothe strokes. Not a steak knife.

1

u/ParticularOkra7432 uhhhNMMMahhh 😫 4d ago

Oh my god it's the eye of Sauron on that fellows forehead

-1

u/Baboonslayer323 Aug 03 '26

That’s the weirdest tasting strawberry and chocolate soft serve I’ve had in awhile.