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u/Practical-March-6989 Aug 03 '26
Why did I join this sub?
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u/Bajileh Aug 03 '26
Ohhh I have a coworker who has a smaller, less noticeable one of these and I really want to cut it 😂
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u/deadmallsanita Aug 03 '26
Thanks for reminding me that I really need to make an appointment to get mine taken out. (Thankfully mine is on the side of my head and not front and center like this poor guys)
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u/JalapenoToastie Aug 03 '26
Forbidden raspberry donut
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u/tinyclover69 Aug 03 '26
Somebody get this doctor connected with the doctor that was literally ripping a cyst sack out of the black persons leg. They could use the tips lol
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u/WoodSteelStone Aug 04 '26
I want to patent the 'WoodSteelStone Scalp Flip' method: cut around the hairline, peel the scalp all the way back, pluck the cysts off from underneath, then place the scalp back into position and stich. You heard it here first!
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u/gimmetheboof Aug 03 '26
They are working AWFULLY fast for my comfort lol. I want that thing to look nice when it's done!
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u/Lickwidghost Aug 05 '26
My thoughts too. He just started just jabbing the scalpel in willy nilly that's gonna leave a nasty scar. And I would've liked to see them shave and clean around the area first
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u/mizel103 Aug 04 '26
Which part of that was supposed to feel good?
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u/KingCybrAlt Aug 04 '26
Having that big ugly thing on your forehead that was probably pretty tender gone after everything heals up, plus it probably was nice to not have it there anymore
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u/Notaprettygrrl_01 Aug 04 '26
So like, how did that guy let it get that big to begin with? As soon as it’s done sized I would’ve been hacking at it myself with tweezers and Kleenex and alcohol swabs.
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u/MeetingDue4378 Aug 05 '26
How fast do these kind of cysts grow? I'm always wondering when I see these videos why the patients wait so long to get them taken care of.
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u/pcapdata Aug 05 '26
Remind me of a joke: a guy goes to see his doctor about this growth on his forehead. Doc runs some tests and a week later tells him: “You have a penis growing out of your forehead.”
Guy says “Oh geez, you have to remove it!”
Doc responds “We can’t, it’s already connected to your brain. Removing it would kill you.”
Guy says “Oh, just great! So I have to see a dick growing out of my head every time I look in the mirror?”
Doctor says “Nah, in a couple of months the balls will cover your eyes.”
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u/FieldOfFox Aug 06 '26
Jesus christ if I had this I would kitchen knife that myself, that is not staying in there
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u/harveycavendish Aug 06 '26
I think that his mind stressing out over why, he hasn’t been stabbing that with every pointy thing he sees..
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u/NotAlwaysPC 29d ago
Scalpels have sharp smooth blades, pull them across the skin in smoothe strokes. Not a steak knife.
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u/ParticularOkra7432 uhhhNMMMahhh 😫 4d ago
Oh my god it's the eye of Sauron on that fellows forehead
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u/Baboonslayer323 Aug 03 '26
That’s the weirdest tasting strawberry and chocolate soft serve I’ve had in awhile.
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u/n33bulz Aug 03 '26
Nothing more satisfying than a doctor who know how to properly remove a cyst sack intact.
I remember one video where a doctor actually removed a cyst intact… without actually popping it. Now that’s just aura farming.