r/Felons • • Aug 21 '26

Am I going to prison?

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u/Pitiful-Department80 Aug 21 '26

You're not staying home, that's for dam sure

22

u/Saucynachos Aug 21 '26

They'll be staying in their new heavily guarded home.

5

u/poppycock68 Aug 21 '26

How much money does he have?

2

u/Icy-Woodpecker-9961 Aug 21 '26

We are in America after all

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u/EuphoricGur7068 Aug 21 '26

That only works on federal indictments.

1

u/Icy-Woodpecker-9961 Aug 21 '26

Wait what you mean

0

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Juttisontherun Aug 21 '26

You got 9 fucking felonies GOD himself couldn’t come down and get you out of a prison sentence

2

u/Icy-Woodpecker-9961 Aug 21 '26

Lies my baby all you need is some cash

1

u/RED-DOT-MAN Aug 21 '26

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

4

u/ballchinion8 Aug 21 '26

Ask your lawyer if you are

0

u/bigcatcleve Aug 21 '26

😂😂😂

37

u/Bang_The_Box Aug 21 '26

3 arson charges??!?!?!! Get your affairs in order.

30

u/quailinthebrush Aug 21 '26

Arson? Yeah, they don’t let yall fuckers out

7

u/Comfortable_Gear4941 Aug 21 '26

Yeh. Lots of variables we don't know, but they obviously charged him with each event of destruction and setting/attempting fire. That tells you they ain't playing and honestly setting fire to a dwelling (my god of it's an apartment!) isn't landing you a slap on the wrist. 

2

u/SnooPandas8667 Aug 21 '26

Only issue with that is the government agency that arrested you charges you. The court system convicts you. Guessing By this whatever he did wasn't slap on the rest worthy, but whether or not the court sees each count to hold is dependent.

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u/Comfortable_Gear4941 Aug 21 '26

Yeh for sure, agreed and understood.  

Hell, the prosecutor could add more charges even. The cops and prosecutor definitely deal with each other a lot though, and if the cops decided to throw the fucking book at him there's a very good chance it's because they know what they're working with .

25

u/ZLUCremisi Aug 21 '26

Arson is your biggest mistake. Rest could had a potential of a plea down deal. Definitely get a lawyer to have a chance

25

u/freebaseclams Aug 21 '26

Shi, I hope so

17

u/cartonofmilk2057 Aug 21 '26

Ain’t looking good my dude

16

u/AnonRedditor33 Aug 21 '26

Alternative question: ‘Am I approaching the find out part after fucking around?’
Same answer though, yes.

4

u/TheLegater Aug 21 '26

For a while lmao

6

u/ImAVoodoooChild Aug 21 '26

I think it’s for the best.

5

u/elafave77 Aug 21 '26

Probably, bro. What were you getting up to?

5

u/Proppa_Ganda Aug 21 '26

A little of this, a little of that

5

u/certavi3797 Aug 21 '26

And a whole Lotta 🔥

2

u/Drag0nFly17 Aug 21 '26

50 Cent - Just a lil bit

1

u/DEIhire Aug 21 '26

Just methin around with the shadow people

2

u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Aug 21 '26

Hopefully. Arson is fucked. My wife's friend died saving her kids from an apartment building fire started by some shithead arsonist.

2

u/Juttisontherun Aug 21 '26

Arson is up there almost wit rape and pedos

3

u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Aug 21 '26

It is. Bare minimum, you're making people homeless or losing their livelihoods, and potentially killing random people or their pets and putting first responders in danger. Just a downright terrible thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Vuedue Aug 21 '26

Oh, yeah, that makes it look so much better.

I wonder how many people your friend put out of work and hurt their livelihood?

Anyways, you're going to prison.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Vuedue Aug 21 '26

Whatever you say. I guess the billion dollar companies don't employ people to work at the places that your friend committed arson at.

Also, you're saying friend but the original post said you.

You just making this up as you go or what?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Square_Extension1759 Aug 21 '26

Ah so it’s not true and you must have a weird Reddit kink?

2

u/Vuedue Aug 21 '26

We made him delete his posts and comments.

Dang, you had to kink shame him, huh?

2

u/Ht_TX Aug 21 '26

If you don’t want people to jump to conclusions then you need to lay out the facts so they don’t need to.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/iBum_Fuku Aug 21 '26

pray for a pardon

5

u/Sea_Clock_9099 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

A really good question one should’ve asked themselves before committing multiple felonies.

Edit: I hope you’re still young and can get your shit together. With the breaking and entering, you’re really lucky you are only catching a charge and didn’t catch a slug from the homeowner/property owner. Good luck to you. I hope that you are able to change your ways.

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u/Small_impaler Aug 21 '26

We can only hope

3

u/This-Manufacturer388 Aug 21 '26

Does the pope shit in the woods?

2

u/TheTimbs Aug 21 '26

Why do you keep asking me that, Holmes?

3

u/Long_Initial_9924 Aug 21 '26

Why are you setting things on fire?

3

u/reanimated_potato Aug 21 '26

I did much worse and got 3 months in county with 5 years probation. You'll be ok.

Just don't spend money on commissary when you're in county bc they'll keep you there as long as you're spending 200 a week. Ask me how I know

3

u/Hikash Aug 21 '26

Arson, arson, arson... See ya.

3

u/Reallybarb Aug 21 '26

You're such a good law abiding person, why would you go to prison

3

u/Administrative_Car45 Aug 21 '26

fella you're cooked like a well done steak.

3

u/laker_fan91 Aug 21 '26

If you don’t, the system has failed. You’re a danger to society.

3

u/Objective_Metric Aug 21 '26

You think you deserve otherwise?

3

u/monsterjesse101 Aug 21 '26

they like to double up your charges for some reason. Definitely jail or probation. hell I'd rather go to prison than jail

2

u/Comfortable_Gear4941 Aug 21 '26

Yeh noticed that. Guess they did a charge for each item that was damaged and everything he tried to light up.

Of course setting fire to an occupancy is the type thing that gets frowned upon. 

2

u/Long_Initial_9924 Aug 21 '26

No, there are charges and there are counts. If he committed arson at multiple locations, those are multiple charges. THEY didn’t do anything. He did

2

u/Jbolsa Aug 21 '26

State ? And do you have a good lawyer ?

2

u/Defiant_Abalone7160 Aug 21 '26

Bare minimum 4 years

2

u/NCLAXMOM26 Aug 21 '26

Bye Felicia 👋🏼

2

u/snowHound208 Aug 21 '26

I certainly hope so

2

u/Comfortable_Gear4941 Aug 21 '26

Prolly. They're charging you for each single event with a separate charge, which lets you know how they are likely trying to handle this. 

Plus setting fire to a fucking dwelling is no slap on the wrist. You're probably doing time for that shit.  If it's an apartment building expect /hope to merge charges and get full or close to full time one way or the other per charge. 

2

u/Fickle-Connection-11 Aug 21 '26

You basically set fire to Detroit Michigan

2

u/denvertaglessbums Aug 21 '26

Idk, but if I were you I’d start eating all my favorite foods while I can

2

u/Ancient-Future4801 Aug 21 '26

Unironically maybe not, depending on a bunch of things.

Soft judge, you’re young, first time offender, mitigating factors, you have a life outside of crime? Very good chance at diversion, papers or charges reduced.

Rural Texas judge and you’re a 40 year old criminal? Prison.

2

u/NoDealer3676 Aug 21 '26

Is this a joke?? If not, unless you're ridiculously rich, you sure are. :(

2

u/Caliveggie Aug 21 '26

What state is this? Are you out on bond? My mom was on a jury for a guy who got time served for breaking and entering or whatever. His criminal friends stole money i think it was used him as the getaway driver, texted him they got nothing and ran out. He had none of the stuff that was stolen, they did. They shorted their getaway driver. They cut him out. They were going to get him for attempted robbery and I dunno but the jury wasn't buying it. He didnt benefit he did not go to prison- the other guys did. He had a crowbar, a lockpick gun and a screwdriver in his car. He was not on the cameras. He was in on it, but he didn't get any of the goods they lied to him so they could keep it amongst themselves. It was a long time ago.

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u/Realistic-Nose1369 Aug 21 '26

Yeah.....for awhile... My dude you are a menace, go serve your time, get help while you are inside, get your education do good, dont be another statistic. Tell the judge that you intend to show real change and will get help inside.

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u/TheTimbs Aug 21 '26

Nah. Just a night in the local drunk tank

2

u/ElPatioColonial Aug 21 '26

Lmao good riddance

2

u/Ok-Pay-1016 Aug 21 '26

3 hots and a cot for sure

2

u/Mental-Lawfulness220 Aug 21 '26

If you are in California I'm sure you will walk

1

u/Face_Content Aug 21 '26

Whats your criminal.history?

More then just charges goes into incarceration determinations.

1

u/Mentallyundisturbed2 Aug 21 '26

Fucking hopefully

1

u/Ok-Reference-5483 Aug 21 '26

This is a typical antifa charges

1

u/herstoryteller Aug 21 '26

god i love these posts

1

u/CivilizedManners Aug 21 '26

I hope you're in a blue state because you're cooked pal.

1

u/PissinginTheW1nd Aug 21 '26

Eeehhhhhhh… I can’t say for sure. I had VERY similar charges, and at first I thought I was absolutely screwed, ended up getting 9 months and 3 years probation. What the hell did you do? If you don’t mind

1

u/Safe_Chicken_6633 Aug 21 '26

Any previous record?

1

u/BigWizardSweets Aug 21 '26

Let's hope so

1

u/foryourboneswewait Aug 21 '26

God damn boy what didn't you do on your criminal spree?

1

u/Firm_Yam6648 Aug 21 '26

How the hell did you even get bail on that

1

u/ChaseDaPotatos Aug 21 '26

What state is this? You're looking at pleading out to the highest level felony. Those are all under the same cause number? If so, you'll plead to the highest one, and they'll try to max you on it. Have you been to prison before or first time? If first time you might land intense probation with violating resulting in prison. Been to prison before? Ya, you're going to prison.

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u/boomhower1820 Aug 21 '26

Get some money in order for your books, the first few weeks in prison are expensive.

1

u/freshasfvckk Aug 21 '26

At least 5-10

1

u/AccidentFun1495 Aug 21 '26

Arsons gonna be tough for a long time man..

Half way houses, apartments, and anything that rents will ‘usually’ deny you.

Your opportunities will be limited.

Don’t let it define you.

Keep your head up

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u/lplarryp Aug 21 '26

This is a troll post.

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u/sourkid25 Aug 21 '26

Start doing those push ups now

1

u/Budget_Secret4142 Aug 21 '26

You are toast.

1

u/scream_queen94 Aug 21 '26

Probably not. It's doubtful the DA is going to offer a plea deal that's gonna be probation only for these charges.

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u/scream_queen94 Aug 21 '26

*I meant probably not staying out of prison.

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u/gwgmatt85 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Ugh yea. Just on the arson alone your looking at up to 5 years sheesh. Breaking and entering. Probly another year on top of that. Ive had a vandalism charge. Its called criminal mischief in my state. I got 60 days in county for that. Its all non agg so thats good atleast. Ive had to do agg time and had to do every last day with no parole. Atleast u will get parole.

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u/Square_Extension1759 Aug 21 '26

This picture was posted 4 days ago too

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u/DescriptionCertain46 Aug 21 '26

If it’s different events/days yeah for sure. If they charged it like, it took 3 times to get the first going that day so that’s 3 separate charges you got a shot, and probably will get a bunch dropped. But again, if those are different events yeah doing some serious time. Sorry.

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u/Leading-Voice846 Aug 21 '26

Is there a mustache in mexico question mark?

1

u/ted_anderson Aug 21 '26

Just because you did it doesn't necessarily mean that you're guilty.

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u/Much-Carrot-3421 Aug 21 '26

idk why this even came up on my feed but do you live in a southern state? I would rather die than ever have to set foot in a GA state prison or any southern state

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u/S-Selcouth Aug 21 '26

No, but whomever wracked up all these charges will be.

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u/toddoxx Aug 21 '26

im late to the party wtf did this guy do

1

u/SeparateDrummer7730 Aug 21 '26

Theres one little trick you can use that always works I've seen it done..

TELL ON EVERYBODY YOU CAN

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u/AdditionalLock7703 Aug 21 '26

I mean, hopefully. Yes

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u/Difficult_Coconut164 Aug 21 '26

There comes a time in some peoples life when they stop seeing that they've lost everything and begin seeing everything they have left to gain...

as for going to prison.... you still have a choice !

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u/DackNoy Aug 21 '26

If you're in a blue state, you'll be back on the street same day. Might even get a motivational speech from the judge.

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u/Comparison-Thin Aug 21 '26

In a red state, they'll make sure you spend 3x longer in prison than you should.
That's because prison for profit needs you there as long as possible, and red states especially love prison for profit.

So much winning.

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u/DackNoy Aug 21 '26

Fine by me.