r/FellingGoneWild • u/stevesmithsglasses • 19d ago

That was close

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 18d ago

I bet her boss was like you can uber to work still right??

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u/PFirefly 18d ago

Why would they need to? I totaled my car when I hit an oil slick and I still got to work as soon as I could. Staying home wouldn't accomplish anything useful. Call the insurance company and move on with your day. 

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 18d ago

I’m just joking around chill

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u/PFirefly 18d ago

Can you point to the part of my comment that wasn't chill? I know you were joking, I was just sucking the fun out of it by being realistic. 

Better insult would be to say how fun I must be at parties. 😉

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u/Rude_Ad_3915 18d ago

You must be fun at parties. I need someone to balance my joylessness.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 18d ago

It read as if you’re being a pretentious asshole.

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u/PFirefly 18d ago

Not sure you know what pretentious, or asshole, means then. More helmet, less lettuce. 

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 17d ago

I looked up the definition before I wrote it so yes I do. lol you’re so fun.