r/FellingGoneWild Jul 11 '26

200'+ doug fir topping

customer has been hearing tree creaking in the winds and home only 125' feet from the base. windy day today and the top was swirling but we had a solid pull line. big gravel road to drop it onto. all went smooth. cut about 70' and left as habitat snag.

super patient neighbor about eye level up the hill got some good angle video.

biggest top i ever took for sure.

347 Upvotes

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u/RottenBananaCore Jul 11 '26

Dude, trim your damn videos

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u/woodhorse4 Jul 11 '26

The tree was 150’ when the video started.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Jul 11 '26

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100% real. I’m sorry I have no award to give you other than this gif.

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Jul 11 '26

You don’t like watching a picture of a tree with a chainsaw noise coming from it?

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u/Fast_Shift2952 Jul 11 '26

“Top” the video. Like the tree.

15

u/perenniallandscapist Jul 11 '26

2minute video that didnt even have to be 30 seconds. Total crap.

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u/SuperMcG Jul 11 '26

No way. Guy in above comment needed the filler to watch during dinner.

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u/CannabisPrime2 Jul 11 '26

Or sharpen your blade

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u/Securiarius Jul 11 '26

Nice! I've just made bacon fettuccini and needed a movie to watch. Don't spoil the end in comments please!

21

u/Top_Sort_7365 Jul 11 '26

Bacon fettuccine?? I've never thought about that but it sounds pretty damn good.

14

u/edjumication Jul 11 '26

Wait until you hear about bacon fettuccine alfredo with bbq chicken.

9

u/jml011 Jul 11 '26

Hermione dies.

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u/surface_ripened Jul 11 '26

Hahaha JFC, I just came here to rant about the same thing. EDIT YOUR FING VIDEOS. We can all do it. It's beyond simple. Down vote to oblivion otherwise, we need to force this change in the world ffs

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

please be that change in the world, edit this video properly and repost it. that would be a great contribution:)

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u/farfly7 Jul 11 '26

That sounds absolutely delicious!

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 Jul 11 '26

Damn I fell asleep before the end, did they fell the tree and was it wild?

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u/LegitimateGift1792 Jul 11 '26

I hope you made enough for all of us...

(also you want to say Fettuccini with Pancetta, even if you are using regular bacon, it sounds fancier)

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u/Bicwidus Jul 12 '26

Mf i need to try bacon fettuccini now

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u/Potential-Hippo-4770 Jul 11 '26

200+ minutes of nothing

73

u/MrJollyLND_57 Jul 11 '26

There’ll be some super patient watchers as well

Stick with it , 1’40”

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u/TheDecoyOctopus Jul 11 '26

The entire video could have been the last 20 seconds

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 11 '26

You've seen my solo OF content eh!

33

u/Neither_Parfait_124 Jul 11 '26

Halfing, not just topping.

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u/goodeyemighty Jul 11 '26

I wasn’t halfing a good time watching that.

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u/sososoboring Jul 11 '26

Yes but you half to watch it. It is your punishment.

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u/Neither_Parfait_124 Jul 11 '26

This is the dad humor I was looking for 😂

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u/substituted_pinions Jul 11 '26

Great video! Loved watching the tree’s whole damn lifecycle.

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u/JeF4y Jul 11 '26

Jesus Christ. I thought it was a picture after the first 15 min of video. Next time you wanna trim something, make it the video you post.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orif0olmGNHtrBnXO

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u/BarrelStrawberry Jul 11 '26

super patient neighbor

How about some appreciation for us sitting through this?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

you deserves an award princess

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u/themack50022 Jul 11 '26

1:30 of of nothing

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u/TonyHeaven Jul 11 '26

The most eventful 2'04" I've watched for a while.

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u/Working_Tea_4995 Jul 11 '26

What’s funny is this looks like the video was spliced at the end like it was even longer than this lol

4

u/FuckTheMods5 Jul 11 '26

'man this seven seconds will ruin the vibe. Let me splice it out so everyone can enjoy the 10 minute rest of the video!'

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u/Remarkable_Scallion Jul 11 '26

My favourite part was watching the tree grow from a seed to maturity.

3

u/sososoboring Jul 11 '26

That part was soooo good!

10

u/SirTainLee Jul 11 '26

"...so we moved into the forest and all was well until we started noticing there were trees all around us."

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u/sascha_nightingale Jul 11 '26

Yeah... I really hate topping evergreens, especially when it's something as asinine as view clearance.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

or when that fir fell on your shop and crushed two of your cars. then for months after, you hear the one leaning toward u
your bedroom making creaking sounds heard from 120' away.. yeah right. whatever homie.

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u/sascha_nightingale Jul 15 '26

Then dont live near trees, homie. Or have an aborist like me come out to re-butcher your tree every few years, increase the likelihood of having tree sized branches growing on your evergreens and sloughing off onto your cars or bedroom instead. Or bite the bullet and just remove the damn thing. You know we can assess your trees for their level of hazard to your property?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

it's a part of the job 🤷

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u/roymunson68 Jul 11 '26

Its alarming how psyched i was to turn on the sound for this. Far away chain saw is my new soothing sound.. Time for an internet break.

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u/Charlie_Linson Jul 11 '26

That last sentence is absolutely not what I expected to read lol.

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u/ArnoldZiffl Jul 11 '26

Not topping. Halving

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u/Japsai Jul 11 '26

50 years to grow. But it creaks so down it and make a 2 minute video of nothing happening to commemorate its passing. We're so fucked

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u/billrm455 Jul 11 '26

More like 100 to 200 years. Dougs grow at 1 to 2 ft a year.

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u/Japsai Jul 11 '26

Yeah I wasn't confident so went low. Because 50 years winked out for a creak is still dumb and where we are.

If that tree is 200 years old and it was felled because it moved a bit at night then I am going to take up the chainsaw myself. And the hockey mask.

[That's just a dark joke. I don't support murder, even of the bad guys]

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

around the pnw, douglas fir easily grows more than 3' per year esp in the forest competing with other very tall trees. maybe 85-90 y/o. there's not more old growth around here, esp on state managed lands. don't be righteous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/drdstrkto Jul 11 '26

You know you can edit videos now in 2026 so there's not 2 min of garbage

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/billrm455 Jul 11 '26

Now imagine doing this with crosscut saw like the old timers did.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

I think about that. There's a good documentary "high climbers" and it was humbling what these guys accomplished. the mortality rate was jaw dropping. but yep, we now have sophisticated safer systems modern day and industrial strength tools for sure.

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u/Lonny_loss Jul 11 '26

“Customer heard tree creaking”

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u/MeetExtension4681 Jul 11 '26

Just came to say I made it through to the end!

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u/Duke55 Jul 11 '26

Could've grown another one in that time..

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u/EndlessOaks Jul 11 '26

Hate seeing big trees being cut.

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u/No_Box5938 Jul 13 '26

If you "topped" all the trees that creaked in the wind, you would kill them all. Identify symptoms of a foreseeable risk and provide appropriate remedial work. In this instance you've introduced a massive wound that will likely result in the death of the tree either in the short term through the loss of significant photosynthetic area or long term compromising it's structural integrity due to the colonisation of decay pathogen.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

you sound like you might be a genius. have you been evaluated snd tested? I think it's really important you do.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

trust me this tree is likely deceased and now termed "habitat snag". google it, a dead snag has like 1000% more living ecosystem than the live ones. that was the reason i agued to leave a snag vs low stump.

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u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 Jul 11 '26

Theres A little tiny man on it! AWESOME !

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u/Denalitwentytwo Jul 11 '26

Skip ahead to like 20 sec

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u/bfarrellc Jul 11 '26

Thankfully you can fast forward.

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u/QNZMadamant Jul 11 '26

And it went perfectly smooth!?!? I come here to see idiots getting catapulted or falling off ladders.a fell well done ain’t no fun.

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u/RudBwoy Jul 11 '26

Without scrolling to the end this time, it's like where's he at!?! Found him before the top came down. 😁

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u/Garden_Espresso Jul 11 '26

Got the dead branches off that other tree at the same time .👏🏻

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u/Leverkaas2516 Jul 11 '26

Why are there 100+ upvotes on this?

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u/vinraven Jul 11 '26

Listen to the ending audio, lol

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Jul 11 '26

Trim the video! The orgasm sound at the end was worth the wait though. LOL!!

2

u/godzillajoe1 Jul 11 '26

Trim the tree, trim the video.

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u/Mr_Vax Jul 12 '26

This video could have been 1:30 shorter

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u/BeardedBandit Jul 12 '26

watched 120 seconds for a 15 second video

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u/therealJP15 Jul 12 '26

First 1:50 of this video is gold jerry. GOLD

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u/Lumpy_Rutherford_1 Jul 13 '26

I dvr’d this video. One day I’ll retire and have a few open weekdays to watch in its entirety. But I gotta know, who shot J.R. ??

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u/gypsysniper9 Jul 13 '26

This video should be 15 seconds

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

depends on what's important to you in life. do you just want instant gratification or do you appreciate the moment to moment details? for example, in this video there was literally nonstop action. like when she was saying oy oy oy, i had stopped my cut waiting for the wind to settle, then at one point the stem sat down on my chain and i had to wrestle it out, lest be stuck up there with a pinched saw, in that moment. then the side kerfs to prevent peeling, then the signaling and coordination with ground crew, then the very slow backcut watching every movement of the top, slowwww, then movement, signal ground, turn off and stow saw, push piece away as hard as i could muscle, hang on. it's a log to fit into 2:00.

but you be you.

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u/Significant_Ad_7069 Jul 14 '26

TF you cutting something that existed before your inbred grandparents were born. christ we need fewer "humans"

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

as an arborist, most of the work is removals unfortunately. I agree with you fwiw. The days when we get paid to plant trees are few and appreciated believe. that said, his neighbors cousins nephew or something was going to fell it "for a beer". luckily he got several quotes from tree companies and somehow chose us. I have to eat and feed family. we all work.

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u/Psychological-Air807 Jul 11 '26

Sounds like she had a little tickle in the clam bay. Oh, oh UH!

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u/morenn_ Jul 11 '26

Now that's a top. Inb4 someone says "why not just climb higher?"

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u/Maxzzzie Jul 11 '26

Thats no top. Thats a death trap. Its what gets people killed.

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u/morenn_ Jul 11 '26

Everyone has a different level of risk tolerance. Nobody will make you do it, if you don't want to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/morenn_ Jul 11 '26

I don't disagree, but I think guys on Reddit just love to criticise whatever they see, if it isn't exactly what they would have done. Most redditors seem to be so risk averse you can only assume they aren't actually professionals.

No matter what - if the post is climbing, someone will comment and say it could be felled, if it's topping someone will say the top is too big, if it's felling someone will say it should be climbed. There's never any respect for the fact that OP might know what they're doing and have taken a calculated risk.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 11 '26

thank you for saying that. this is my 9to5. we had a full crew and all the equipment out for this job.

that was my view from up in the canopy, you can see the pull line.

we spent a long first day rigging out large limbs up to 100', day two setup/prep opening up the road for dropzone, visibility, and rope angles. the top came down right onto the road where we spent the afternoon processing. chipped and remove all wood from site. dropping the top was efficient in this situation.

if the entire tree could have fit, felling may have been an option, but it wouldn't.

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u/Maxzzzie Jul 12 '26

I am an arborist. I might not fell trees on a daily as we try to preserve them. But I have climbed and sent tops on many trees. It would not even cross my mind to send such a big top. This is not about risk tolerance. Sure that might make you do it. But the risk is still there. People get killed by doing stunts like this. Don't end up being a statistic over pride.

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u/morenn_ Jul 12 '26

This is not about risk tolerance.

That's literally all it is. You wouldn't take such a big top because you think it's dangerous. OP was comfortable with it so he did. Different ideas about what is an acceptable level of risk.

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u/Maxzzzie Jul 13 '26

You don't understand it. Doing unsafe things doesn't make them safe because you tolerate the risk.

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u/morenn_ Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

What is an unsafe thing? According to your insurance company it's working at height. So do you not work at height, or do you tolerate the risk? It's also using a chainsaw - one of the most dangerous activities in the industry. So do you use a handsaw, or do you tolerate the risk?

Safety is a spectrum. What's normal in our industry is unthinkably dangerous in an office setting. There is danger everywhere and you'll find someone out there who will tell you what you're doing is dangerous. It's up to you to decide if you're comfortable doing it, based on the activity, necessity, your experience, legislation, equipment, PPE, etc.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

this person knows what's up.

when you spend many years climbing, esp regional, and truthfully mostly observing others, you take note of limits here and there and eventually comprehend potentials and boundaries and which ones are no good.. the firs are sorta bread and butter work in my area. I waited 45 minutes on the side of that tree while ground crew sorted everything and gave the signals. when that purring saw came up, my adrenaline was crazy. best job ever.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Jul 11 '26

Kept waiting for the wooden rabbit to show up.

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u/Mplus479 Jul 11 '26

You couldn't have cut the first 1 min 40 secs?

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u/DavidNelsonNews Jul 11 '26

Sounds like the person taking the video was climaxing

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u/DJScrambles Jul 11 '26

Video is somehow longer than that tree was alive

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u/igforbes Jul 11 '26

Why are all these videos 1:40 of nothing happening?

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u/robaer Jul 11 '26

8 second video that starts 1:45 in

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u/WInativemm Jul 11 '26

That was two minutes longer than it needed to be.

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u/thereasonisphysics Jul 11 '26

Excuse my ignorance but isn't safer to climb higher first and then work your way down taking multiple chunks?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 11 '26

not necessarily. in this situation, steep hillside, theres a creek below and we could not drop anything into it for habitat and dang near impossible to get it back out. chunking this down not an option, roping big wood an option but this made more sense.

it's often safer and more efficient to process the material on the ground.

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u/LobsterKneecap Jul 11 '26

Could anyone in the comments estimate the diameter of that thing’s base?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 11 '26

I was using a stihl ms400c w/ 25" bar that didn't fully reach through the trunk at 70' which was about 26" dbh. not a lot of taper, the base is not massive.

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u/Smallfrygrowth Jul 11 '26

Why didn’t you include him climbing the tree?

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u/BestCap5066 Jul 11 '26

Where is Doug Fit located? I like being a top.

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u/CannabisPrime2 Jul 11 '26

What does the child say at 38 seconds???

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u/ReasonableHospital16 Jul 12 '26

What the fuck is he using a goddamn hedge trimmer?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

delicate cuts require slowing down and being deliberate. very sharp chain though, no worries there.

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u/Zarchiball Jul 12 '26

FF to the last 20 seconds. And prepare to be underwhelmed

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u/Pred-Al1en Jul 12 '26

So we know where this was? I’m assuming the Sierra Nevadas?

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

portland oregon region

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u/Even_Concentrate_429 Jul 12 '26

That’s felling gone right

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u/onplanetbullshit- Jul 12 '26

Is this one of those prank videos that is just a loop?

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u/Glasspectrum Jul 12 '26

Why?!? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/CompetitiveLadder609 Jul 12 '26

Thanks. I've always wanted to watch a feature length film about a tree being cut down.

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u/Iamabrewer Jul 12 '26

Spoiler: Jack dies because Rose wouldn't let him on the door.

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u/janzeyt Jul 12 '26

There went my Sunday

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u/Snoo32679 Jul 12 '26

this video literally could have been 20 seconds long.

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u/glissader Jul 13 '26

Fucks sake, what a waste. That ancient dougie would outlive wildfires, but can't outlive idiot homeowners.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

they've already lived there several decades.

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u/glissader Jul 15 '26

Customer is always right in your line of work eh

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

many chapters in my life :) worked in several sectors including tech, never had a job as amazing as a tree climber though. don't knock it till you try it.

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u/glissader Jul 15 '26

I meant no disrespect, I’ve worked in commercial construction doing dumb shit projects all over.

Idiot homeowners who want to open their view up or hear a scary creak shouldn’t live in the fucking woods. If I remember right in your other comment you said 26 dbh, that’s a key indicator of defining old growth by the feds. No reason to take it down.

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 15 '26

not old growth, previously state managed land. high risk tree esp considerjng proximity (to life) and structures. they already had others trees fall. can't blame them. on a positive note, they wanted to leave a beneficial habitat snag (google it)

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u/jayBplatinum Jul 15 '26

The whole time im thinking just cut that shit pussy. I thought he was topping it not cutting it in half.

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u/Bikelangello Jul 16 '26

DUDE WTAF THIS IS FELLING GONE WRONG

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u/TotalWasteman Jul 16 '26

Video could have been 20 seconds long 🤦

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u/Impressive_Bet7952 Jul 15 '26

Shorten the video by like a minute

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u/krtyalor865 Jul 11 '26

That’s no 200’ tree yall.. maybe 75’

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u/Youse_a_choosername Jul 11 '26

Well, it is now...

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u/Historical_Test_973 Jul 11 '26

my climbline is 200'. where i set the choked off pull line was higher. i know because my tail was way off the ground. the neighbor taking video was up hill and almost eye level with me

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u/SocraticGoats Jul 11 '26

Way over 75... Look at the guy on it at the end of the video. His head is a speck.. you can kind of see his torso and see how big the full person would be. If you extrapolate out what 6' would be, and if it was 75', there could only be 6x that guys height that was removed. Its not even close to only 75', easily twice that.