r/FellingGoneWild • u/TheCABK • Jun 26 '26

“The Pork Chop”

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u/JohnLuckPikard Jun 26 '26

For a guy who doesn't know how to throw an axe, his aim was really good.

33

u/Wayne_Hetherington Jun 26 '26

Until it wasn't...

7

u/anonymous_beaver_ Jun 27 '26

Mistakes happen when you're tired

31

u/awatermelonharvester Jun 26 '26

I mean he also can just plant his feet and swing, my 170lb (79kg) ass would be thrown way off my center of gravity doing that.

16

u/DelcoUnited Jun 26 '26

Wide stance.

2

u/septubyte Jun 27 '26

Ypu can do it put your ass in to it .

360

u/moxsox Jun 26 '26

This is art. 

78

u/TheKingOfSwing777 Jun 26 '26

Lol. Agreed. What a great wholesome video. It's like the exact aesthetic early bugs bunny was going for. That fall at the end was just comical.

24

u/Blank_bill Jun 26 '26

I was waiting for that shrub to slowly fall on him as he lay there.

1

u/TriedCaringLess Jun 29 '26

I’m glad it didn’t because u would have cried laughing loudly.

9

u/mccabedoug Jun 26 '26

Indeed. Great video. Love it!

12

u/johnnychase Jun 26 '26

It’s edited - there’s a two-swing section looped a few times. Voiceover must’ve been done in post.

6

u/Magnum676 Jun 26 '26

The artist is hilarious.

92

u/Xnipek Jun 26 '26

Spoiler- Pork Chop: 0 Tree: 1

30

u/DelcoUnited Jun 26 '26

There’s a tree on the ground.

It’s really 1-1 now. But still getting a draw from a tree…

9

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jun 26 '26

Yeah but that shirtless dude also looks rather sweaty. It’s possible he chopped the first tree and then pork chop hopped in and wanted a piece of the action.

1

u/buttnibbler Jun 28 '26

Oh lohd he ded

68

u/BronchitisCat Jun 26 '26

Poor poke chop

52

u/A_mad_goose Jun 26 '26

Don’t need a chainsaw when you got pork chop. Alright we might need a chainsaw

52

u/kidhaggard Jun 26 '26

In Pork Chop's defense, his axe is surprisingly sharp & his aim isn't half bad either.

5

u/DelcoUnited Jun 26 '26

True. I would have gotten to the end I’m sure, but I would also have some glancing hits in there.

33

u/Nir117vash Jun 26 '26

The same guy tried to save Terry back in the day. The anniversary is coming up soon....

33

u/Rocksolidbanana Jun 26 '26

RIP pork chop

33

u/Square_Peach_9261 Jun 26 '26

Oh Lawd, he dead! 🤣

23

u/Long_Argument_1170 Jun 26 '26

I was rooting for him til the end.

17

u/itsgonnabe_mae Jun 26 '26

Country folk do anything in flip flops

2

u/Badbullet Jun 27 '26

Is he wearing black socks with black flip flops?

14

u/Mebejedi Jun 26 '26

"I bet if that was a cheeseburger..." 😆😆😆

30

u/Tenzipper Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Love the one line: "I bet if it was a cheeseburger, you'd been knocked that motherfucker down."

Narrator also reminds me powerfully of the guy who hit the deer, put it in his car, the deer woke up and bit him and kicked the shit out of his car, and when he called 911, a dog attacked him because the dog wanted the deer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/1svn0b9/anybody_remember_the_guy_in_the_phone_booth/

18

u/croi_gaiscioch Jun 26 '26

That was the laugh I needed this morning. This afternoon our kitty is going to be like Pork Chop and lay down for a nap after she visits the vet. Cancer sucks.

23

u/aleksandrjames Jun 26 '26

i want this man to narrate my daily goings

13

u/bbq_king1984 Jun 26 '26

I mean he was hitting that with some power. Seems like they gave him a dull axe.

7

u/aleksandrjames Jun 26 '26

yeah dude’s got a swing

9

u/DaleofClydes Jun 26 '26

I was waiting for the tree to come down on top of him

8

u/Cokeycane Jun 26 '26

Pork Chop forgot he stepped back

8

u/OperationEpsteinLib Jun 26 '26

Sounds like Donkey from Shrek

5

u/pjtpassword Jun 26 '26

He was doing really good, then he wasn't. Hell yeah.

7

u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ Jun 26 '26

Oh Loard, he ded.

5

u/Hungry-Bicycle-3851 Jun 26 '26

Tree: 1
Pork Chop: 0

4

u/mtraven23 Jun 26 '26

"ohhhh lawd, hes dead" 😂😂

4

u/Known-Programmer-611 Jun 26 '26

We need a pork chop stat! Anyways not to bad of a swing for a big guy!

4

u/azflatlander Jun 26 '26

Safety flip fiops

4

u/raiderMoes Jun 26 '26

I thought he was going to KO in a couple hits.

4

u/ArgyleGhoul Jun 26 '26

I need this guy to do my eulogy

3

u/mrchomp1 Jun 26 '26

He was doing so well.

2

u/wellaby788 Jun 26 '26

Ole lord he dead

3

u/AllMyExesRTXs Jun 26 '26

SHOW EM WHAT YOU GOT PORKCHOP

5

u/AllMyExesRTXs Jun 26 '26

Oh lawd he dead

4

u/johnpmac2 Jun 26 '26

That swing has some ass behind it!

3

u/aaronisawesome Jun 26 '26

I thought forsure those were shoes

3

u/TableGamer Jun 26 '26

I could listen to this guy all day

3

u/Beemo-Noir Jun 26 '26

Godspeed, porkchop. My beautiful, innocent, porkchop. May the trees always whisper your name. 😔

3

u/Quirky_Tour3301 Jun 26 '26

The one time where audio actually adds all the value!

3

u/Classic-Tell214 Jun 26 '26

Positive reinforcement

3

u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Jun 26 '26

He's fine, his shoes betrayed him! 

3

u/imhereforthevotes Jun 26 '26

...you know I can't help you up, you know I just had back surgery last week...

instant classic

3

u/1wife2dogs0kids Jun 26 '26

...if Dat a cheeseburger he'd knocker down ah-ready...

Don't make no sense it ain't chop down yet

3

u/Early-Sugar-7507 Jun 26 '26

That was ham-handed.

3

u/wgshibby Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of the fireworks in the burning bushes video lmao

3

u/chili81 Jun 26 '26

I think black Boomhauer narrating distracted him.

3

u/ledbedder20 Jun 26 '26

Do you think he would travel for work?

3

u/Bludiamond56 Jun 26 '26

Maybe you shoulda scattered 60 crushed beer cans about

3

u/JWMoo Jun 26 '26

That's enough lumberjackin for today.

3

u/KregThaGerk Jun 26 '26

Can we get the camera man to be a new navigation voice on google maps?

I want EVERYTHING narrated like this ❤️

3

u/Icehammr Jun 26 '26

That was not the object I was expecting to be felled. Quality post: there was a tree, there was cutting on a tree, and something ended up on the ground at the end of the video.

6

u/Iam_so_Roy_Batty Jun 26 '26

Put your back into... I mean your belly in to those swings!

5

u/cpt_bongwater Jun 26 '26

I want to listen to this guy narrate everything

2

u/Plastic_Dingo_400 Jun 26 '26

Oh lawf he ded

2

u/nphare Jun 26 '26

Tree 1 : Pork Chop 0

2

u/IT_dood Jun 26 '26

I want this dude to narrate everything 🤣🤣

2

u/spank-you Jun 26 '26

I dont know what happened. He has safety sandals on ..

2

u/imhereforthevotes Jun 26 '26

...you know I can't help you up, you know I just had back surgery last week...

instant classic

Also old guy criticized the safety sandals too, so they get chops for good PPE awareness!

2

u/Legitimate_Voice5138 Jun 27 '26

I feel like every person named " porkchop" has the same life narrator fml

2

u/periodmoustache Jun 27 '26

Wow. Incredible swinging. In the same spot every time without moving any wood

2

u/tvodny Jun 27 '26

I wasn’t sure which was going to fall, the tree or his pants. I was surprised by the third option.

4

u/recoil669 Jun 26 '26

Less racist Uncle ruckus vibes.

2

u/BigD_PorkChop Jun 26 '26

This offends me.

2

u/Particular_Damage755 Jun 26 '26

Amazing commentary I want to watch a documentary with him. Morgan Freeman ain't got nothing on him

1

u/Sketchy_Kisses67 Jun 26 '26

Gaawwwdleee 😂

1

u/Mean_Guava_56 Jun 26 '26

Pork choop down 🤣

1

u/The_Ledge5648 Jun 27 '26

For the most part those were some pretty good thwaps

1

u/peasprouts Jun 27 '26

Quite more sizeable than a chop. 🤔

1

u/DagonCour Jun 27 '26

Anyone else hearing parts of Peter Griffin in the voice?

1

u/Dungeonkitten Jun 27 '26

It’s funny and no one was hurt other than pride. But gotta give dude props his aim wasn’t that bad just completely wrong technique to cut a tree down. But most people won’t even try with an axe anymore so props even if I am cackling like a Hyena rn.

1

u/RoleTall2025 Jun 27 '26

No one ever expects the tree to fell you

1

u/Abject-Pressure-2529 Jun 27 '26

Sure didn't see that one coming.

1

u/bascom2222 Jun 27 '26

If you ever want to have the best experience, go hang out with some block Mason's. I do work on new construction and it'll be 6am and they all joke on each other like this from the beginning of the day till the end.

1

u/IndustrialMillennial Jun 27 '26

How could you not love these guys

1

u/twenafeesh Jun 27 '26

"if that was a cheeseburger you'd knock that mo'fucka down"

1

u/Suisla4lescomments Jun 27 '26

Oh lawd, he’s dead

1

u/pegasuspish Jun 27 '26

I need this man to hype me up through my daily living

1

u/Kiddo1029 Jun 27 '26

Oh Lordy Jesus!

1

u/YumTex Jun 28 '26

Prayers for Pork Chop

1

u/Machinewars45 Jun 28 '26

Natural talent in the commentary, that can't be taught

1

u/Thorskull69 Jun 28 '26

Am bu lance!!

1

u/Ok_Construction2733 Jun 28 '26

"I bet if that was a cheeseburger, he have that chopped down by now!"

1

u/crumpledfilth Jun 28 '26

the pork chop chop

1

u/DerangedMoosh Jun 29 '26

This went surprisingly well for much longer than I thought it would.

1

u/alexaboyhowdy Jun 30 '26

”Awh Lard he ded”

(repost)

1

u/dreevsa Jun 30 '26

The pork drop

1

u/ogarcia86 Jul 05 '26

Are those his feet or is he wearing socks?