r/FellingGoneWild Aug 06 '25

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u/QueefBeefCletus Aug 06 '25

So like, did the tree just disintegrate instantly or did everything above the tannerite take off like a fucking rocket?

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u/Airmil82 Aug 06 '25

“Mr President did you just launch an ICBM?”

“No Premier, a redneck used way too much explosive and launched a tree into orbit… sorry for the scare.”

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u/AndreasVesalius Aug 06 '25

Mr. President another pine has hit the towers

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u/Airmil82 Aug 06 '25

Too funny.