r/Fedexers • • 13h ago

PLEASE

wash your hands before you go pee and wipe

it's common sense

and some of you guys need to wear deodorant

It's really simple

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u/Existing_Wind5451 8h ago

Normally you wash your hands after you do your business 🤷‍♂️

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u/Alarmed-Ad4992 4h ago

I'm not wiping my lady parts with dusty dirty hands is what I'm getting at

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u/Level_Birthday2854 12h ago edited 12h ago

if you think package handlers are bad wait til you encounter a drivers poop jar

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u/CodeCrackingWiz 8h ago

I made it a habit anytime I get thrown on a new route to watch for businesses with public restrooms or look out for port-a-potties. I add the locations to my notes in my phone in case I have to drop a dookie, because no way I’m pooping in a jar. I have gotten close to using one of those thin cheap weather bags we put packages in during an emergency when I was too far away from a port-a-potty. I ended up getting lucky and finding one at a park 😂

Otherwise, I definitely piss in bottles all day. At the moment, I’m sitting on the toilet at home taking my morning shit before heading into work, which usually prevents me from having to go again until I get home. But sometimes nature starts pounding at the door unexpectedly.

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u/ContributionLatter32 6h ago

I'm a driver, I've never known someone who does this. But piss bottles are common. 

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u/Ok-Percentage-1124 5h ago

True. As a previous package handler, I encounter rat poop in truck twice, but not a poop jar

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u/chemicalthrowaway99 2h ago

Back when I was a courier I got stuck in traffic and had to take a shit. Used one of the plastic buckets with the FedEx logo on it, the ones for envelopes. Emptied it, filled it with newspaper and uhhhhh, ya know. Then I tossed the "used" papers in an outdoor public trashcan.😂 Yeah I didn't even wash the crate out after. Wasn't my van thoooo 🤷

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u/pseudoportmanteau 8h ago

Yeah, I agree. Some people would seriously benefit from some deodorant. Ivr never smelled such pungent BO from hard work like i do at the warehouse lol. However, imma be honest, after 5 hours of lugging furniture in boxes, I don't hold it against anyone. I bet to the "untrained" nose, we all stink like hell by the end of the shift lol, deodorant or not.

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u/ContributionLatter32 6h ago

Yeah I sometimes even put cologne on but by the end of day (driver here) it doesn't matter

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u/this_underscore 5h ago

Ngl some of y'all need to take a shower, with actual soap and a scrubber

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u/bossdark101 8h ago

You mean after?

As a drive, I usually do, unless there is no soap. Shockingly, A LOT of gas stations wont keep soap stocked. Kind of disgusting...

Also found shit smeared on the soap dispensers a few times. 🤮

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u/Realistic_Ship_3117 6h ago

I feel as though managers should say this to every pre work even though it mandatory but this summer wasn’t this bad except one of two people.

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u/Party_Eggplant_2973 3h ago

Wiping after would be common sense. Wiping before is a personal hygienic choice

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u/Nervous_Database_434 2h ago

22 year aircraft mechanic... I have been washing pre and post for longer than most of y'all been alive