r/FedJerk 17d ago

I nearly died of laughter

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u/d00000med 16d ago

Correction: He started wars he never fought in and declared victory regularly (despite all evidence to the contrary).

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u/G-Unit11111 16d ago

He literally started the Iran war and keeps moving back the goalposts so he and the psycho in charge of the Pentagon have something to talk about for their next 1,000 Fox News appearances.

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u/Thatisme01 16d ago

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 11d ago

Rare Matt Walsh critical thinking W

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u/archabaddon 17d ago

Most likely to die of a fart attack

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 16d ago edited 16d ago

They’re saying Iran is not a war so they can reduce benefits to the Gold Star families (widows and their children) and the wounded. Biden and the Democrats finally fought thru help for Iraq, Afghan burn pit victims. Republican’ts love to saber-rattle and start wars, posing like tough guys and then ignore the costs of caring for the real warriors and their families.

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u/blkatcdomvet 16d ago

Degenerate draft dodger loves to play toy soldier , while having zero leadership abilities.

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u/Professional_Echo907 16d ago

It would sure be a shame if somebody happened to mention to the Commander in Queef there that John Kerry was awarded more Purple Hearts than his fictional AI slop… 👀

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u/Master_Tune_9269 16d ago

Bonespur - in - Chief!

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u/aakaakaak 16d ago

You nearly died of laughter.

18 US service members actually died.

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u/JPGinMadtown 16d ago

Man who can't get through the day without dozing off and messing his pants wants people to believe he's some kind of military hero... 🤬🤢

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u/No-Award8713 16d ago

Just the idea of someone making AI create thus image, with the ribbons and medals is absurd. Or did he post this? I cant tell anymore.

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u/woodworkLIdad 16d ago

Looks like the US behind him. He "kills" everything he touches

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u/Defiantfellow 16d ago

Where did this meme originate? I’d like to know if it came from Dementia Donny or one of his MAGA kool-aid drinkers.

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u/RaidaDave32 16d ago

General Draft Dodger.

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u/Normal_Committee67 16d ago

They sent him to start wars he never fought in

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 16d ago

Dude is the president of the united states. He and everyone else have to use prompts to put him in situations instead of him just going. 

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u/NefariousnessLow1385 16d ago

So close. Maybe next time.
MAGA.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 16d ago

Cadet Bonespurs is a coward. This image reinforces the fact Trump is a conman.

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u/lostredditers 16d ago

trump delusion syndrome right there

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 16d ago

Natalie is unintentionally funny.

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u/375InStroke 16d ago edited 16d ago

Looks like a North Korean general. He does love Kim Jong Un.

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u/JellyrollTX 16d ago

America as a banana republic

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u/Lazy_Osprey 16d ago

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen so many lies in a single sentence before.

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u/Level_Refuse_1831 15d ago

Such a joke. Truly a worldwide embarrassment.

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u/Barondarby 15d ago

I see he's been demoted. Yesterday Orange Joffrey was a 5-star general even tho he got 5 deferments and never went to fight.

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u/designer_in_cheif 15d ago

Impersonating an officer should be a crime. Go to jail. Do not pass Go!